Make Dick a sammich! Aptly-named Dick Harpootlian: Gov. Haley should go back to working ‘in a dress store’

As Twitchy recently reported, S.C. Democrat chair Dick Harpootlian said that Gov. Nikki Haley should “go back to wherever the hell she came from.” Good news! He totally wasn’t being racist.

Just sexist.

Gov. Haley, as a conservative woman, has been on the receiving end of vile hate and revolting garbage over and over.  It is funny how it is the Left who, as always, focuses on girly bits and color.  Being a strong conservative woman? That does not suit, governor. Get back in the kitchen and make Dick a sammich.

South Carolina’s Democrat chair Dick Harpootlian has likened her to “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” — silly woman! Shouldn’t you be distracted by shiny things?

He also drew comparisons between Republican Gov. Nikki Haley and Adolf Hitler’s mistress, Eva Braun.

Non-sexists give Harpootlian the business.

Yep. We won’t hold our breath. Intellectual honesty and, you know, respect for women are not their strong suits.

Media lapdogs will be all over this, right?

Too bad he didn’t call it a “legitimate” dress store. Then the self-proclaimed arbiters of all things For the Women ™ would be all over it.

And what say you, South Carolina Democrat party?


War on women? It is perpetrated by the Left, always.

On the plus side, Dick Harpootlian offers up the benefit of exposure.



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  • ceemack

    I don’t think the word “intellectually” belongs in the same sentence with either “Toure” or “Chris Matthews”, unless the word “challenged” figures prominently in it.

    • journogal

      Or unless it’s the phrase “intellectually dishonest.”

      • No2GOP

        That’s already taken by Republicans. Sorry, try again.

        • ForTheRepublic

          That’s already been done by other trolls. Sorry, try again.

    • Elaine

      Speaking of intellect: did you see THIS? HAHAHAHA (Not to change the subject, but this just floored me)

      Dennis Rodman‏@dennisrodman ‏ I’m calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him “Kim”, to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
      Ambassador Dennis Rodman?

  • Steve_J

    I think the Democrats should keep sending Harpootlian out as the voice and face of the SC Democrat Party.

    • Jeremy

      yeah let them destroy themselves from within.

  • TocksNedlog

    Is anyone surprised? This is the same crowd that told Sarah Palin she needed to stay at home and take care of her children.

  • grais

    Why can’t we find out “wherever the hell” Harpootlian “came from?”
    What’s this hateful half-man hiding?

    • Jay Stevens

      I could not find any bio data on Wikipedia for him. Must not be too important.

  • fivegreatkids

    Strange, if we choose to stay home with our kiddos we are ‘not living up to our potential’ but if we choose to become active in politics we ‘need to stay in a dress store’ where women belong. These liberals are such women haters. Their slogan should be “stay uninformed and uneducated so you can be politically correct women”.

    • neoface

      I’m certain democraps like Harpootlian would want to have sharia law in US so they can keep women in their place. No consequences from his peers???

    • James Paul

      Liberals in general when dealing with people personally make American look bad, and they are the first ones to proclaim we all represent our country. The democrats or progressives where the original slave owners, the ones who prevented equal rights, they spurned everyone else that was not perfect in their eyes. They only cater for votes. They do not respect other people in general. They are not children of single mothers, people who grew up poor, or people who were disadvantaged….

  • neoface

    If Harpootlian is a republican he would be asked to resign, but he is a democrap, he will get a pass. Only hypocritical democraps can have a war on women. Harpootlian is a vermin!!!

    • MisterIncredible

      He would be forced to resign and it would be justified.

  • thehappyhedgehog

    Where but in the Deep South would you find a troglodyte like Harpootlian?

    • therantinggeek

      “Troglodyte” is a bit tame for him, innit? I was thinking “neanderthal” myself… #mytwocents

    • mickeyco

      NYC & LA come to mind.

    • wwbdinct

      Where but in the Democrat party would you find a troglodyte like Harpootlian? BTW LIV – South Carolina is not the deep south!

    • mdtljt

      Being from the South & living in the South I know more Real Men who champion the Strong Southern Woman than I ever knew in the DC Metro area for the 20+ years I was there. Please do NOT paint all Southern men with that brush…it’s every bit as offensive as DICK HarPOOTlian is. Granted there are some men here who fit your uninformed statement, but there are far more in “educated metro areas” who do…

    • TexSizzle

      Everywhere else “progressives” congregate.

  • I M Free

    hah! by trying to justify his remarks, he keeps digging himself. try another one. not too convincing…

    • therantinggeek

      I’ll be sure to lend him my shovel. Extra-wide blade and everything. Perfect for digging that really deep hole…

    • r07a23c

      Because he’s not trying to justify his remarks, he’s just trying to take more cheap shots (he also called her a faux governor).

  • Linda http://omega57.wordpress

    Pitiful. When there is nothing to stand on then try some bullying language. He should have to go to “Don’t Bully and Don’t be sexist” training.

  • Hired Mind

    Biggest problem for the Democrat party is that their true colors keep escaping through the cracks in their precisely-crafted image.

    (And by ‘true colors’ I mean their opposition to the abolition of slavery and their opposition to women’s suffrage.)

  • yourmamatoo

    Well his name fits him right..
    He is a dick!

    • Jay Stevens

      I hear that he is going to start wearing turtleneck sweaters … to hide his circumcision scar.

  • Michael Anderson (WB)

    At first glance it seemed worse, my mind shifted the word “a” to the left one place.

  • randomanglican

    But, but Democrats just can’t be racist . . . or sexist . . .

  • SanDiegoMerchantServices

    What a dick.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Or, to paraphrase something from Howard Stern’s (old) Radio show on 92.3 “K-Rock” in New York….Mr. Hartpoolian, “YOU DICK!” #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Mark Tebo

    He’s a lawyer go check out his website has a phone number and everything

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Yup. RAH (are his initials)…
      Would “think” he would be aware of what “slander” is…
      so he just ‘skirts the issue’ (no pun intended)…
      sorta like DWS…
      Prognosticate from above…to appease the base.

      Interesting part…we need to (should?) ‘appeal’ to the ‘undecided’…to win.

  • tops116

    The War on Women–yep, you guessed it–continues.

    You’d think at some point Democrats would step in and tell Harpootlian to apologize. They have nothing to gain from him digging himself deeper. If anything, he’s ensuring her re-election bid with his petty, racist and misogynistic rantings.

  • © Sponge

    I’m curious. Is he saying that she’s unqualified to hold the position she currently has? What’s HIS qualifications?

    If the phrase “you are what you eat” is true, he’s got the market on assholes covered. Shopping for those would be like trying to find 9mm Ammo right now.

  • LegalizeShemp

    If you go into a SF bath house and ask for “Dick Harpootlian”, it’ll cost you about $200.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      ZING!! POW!! BLAM!! GOOD One Shemp! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Jeremy

      ha ha

  • Jeremy

    Harpootlian = scumbag

  • Jeremy

    he “clarifies” his remarks and sounds even more dumb not surprising.

  • gjsmith_62

    Democrat chairman Dick

    So much in a “title” … Misogynist arse.

    The left, incapable of seeing past race. Some things never change.

  • detroit19

    What a dumb a$$pimple.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Dick Harpootlian is a typical liberal, well-steeped in the liberal traditions of racism, hate, and intolerance. Democrats should muzzle this stupid f&^%$k. Or better yet, stuff a rag in his mouth and push him off a tall bridge somewhere. F*&^%$#@k you, Dick Harpootilan.

  • Herman LaClair

    i don’t think the SCDP should do anything to oust Dick-head…in fact, they should put a microphone in front of his incredibly huge mouth every chance they get.

  • bo1921

    I wonder if colbert appreciates dick saying all this misogynist stuff right before the election? I guess we’ll find out pronto.

  • G.

    Actually, I had believed that “Lil Dick” was a complete and total waste of human flesh; but that was before I studied the National Dem/Socialist party members like Debra Wasserman Schultz, Pelosi, Reid, Obama, the Cutter idiot, Barney Frank, and the members of the congressional black caucus, members of which believe 1; if you put too many service people on the island of Guam it will tip over and 2; the Mars rover can find the flag planted on the moon. Then it dawned on me that most were a complete waste not only of human flesh but even human feces.
    So, it seems that “Lil Dick” is simply (VERY simply) representing the Mensa capabilities of his partners in the Dem/Socialist party and his lord and master Hussein Obama (AKA POSUS [Piece of Sh*t of the US]). But all is not forgiven for the staggering idiocy of the party that wants to destroy America. Just my 0.02c…

  • Travis Wolfeil

    If Democrats and Republicans “switched” ideologies—like liberals love to say they did—why was the Democratic Party celebrating racist President Jackson at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner in the first place? (Oh, that’s right! The “Democrats and Republicans are the opposite of what they used to be” meme is just a lie!)

  • DrSamHerman

    Looks like Little Dickie Harpootlian has a slight problem with successful, strong, smart conservative women. If I were a Freudian, I would wonder…