Chilly Cinco de Mayo: ‘Who has Al Gore’s digits?’; Americans fed up with bundling up … in May [pics]

Cinco de Mayo? More like Chill-o de Mayo. Americans take to Twitter to bemoan the lack of Spring.


The operative word is “blanket.”

It's too cold...... #hoodie #blanket I thought it was May dammit.

Our four-legged friends can’t escape the chill either.


Damn straight, South! This does not suit.

And win:

Al Gore is on the receiving end of some of the non-stop chill wrath.

Heh. Of course, Al Gore doesn’t need any blankets. He is bundling up by wrapping himself up in his mounds of scam-earned (and sweet Big Oil money) cash.


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  • Spatial Awareness

    Enjoy the cool while you can…… O.O

  • 24fan

    Hbwahahahahahahahahaha!! oh man I need a good laugh thanks twitchy this is classic.

  • Karl Morey

    63 right now, west side of Michigan. Mwahaha :)

  • TocksNedlog

    ManBearPig is now a Yeti.

  • Michael Anderson (WB)

    I hope the Gaia worshippers flip back to a “man caused ice age” again in my life time. We’ve already gone cold to hot to change, time to go back to cold.

    It just occurred to me: O ran on a platform of change. Maybe he kept his promise. Maybe the stepped up abortion funding counted as enough virgins sacrificed to get the weather changed.

    • Judy B

      Clever words.

  • Clayton Grant

    At this rate, Hillary may never thaw out.

    • Brett McMicken

      when did hill freeze over?

  • Cy

    Stupid Smarch weather.

  • CO2 Producer

    Currently in negotiations with Hamsters Union 44 to end their strike. Trying to avoid layoffs. They’re demanding smaller wheels, wider exercise tunnels, and more carrots. Thank you for your patience.

  • DavidKramer

    Minnesotans 4 Global Warming should come out with a new song to commemorate the death of manbearpig.

  • CatHerder

    I think it was back in the late Seventies, we had a year it stayed relatively cool most of the way through June. Hasn’t happened since, but this might be the year.

    60° on the front porch now.

  • Edward Tiegs

    Hot weather = Global Warming . Cold weather = shut up!

  • IceColdTroll

    Oh you know, kiddies, it’s CLIMATE CHAOS now! ANYTHING fits their story!

  • golftilidrop

    Im just glad Al Gore could make millions off the gullible, private jets and stretch limos are expensive.

  • neoface

    Just so that you know, scientist have studied earth’s layers from thousands of years ago, global warming existed before there were industrial revolution, it’s all part of the cyclic nature of our solar system. What human do on earth is just like piss in the ocean. Mother nature is a patient woman, soon or later she will reclaim the earth after self demise of humans. Humans like to think we are all that, but we are not!!!!!

    • waltzingmtilda

      Well, aren’t you just a ray of sunshine?

      • neoface

        Truth ain’t never pretty!!!!

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Nice Gaea worship there..

  • Plep

    Here in Wisconsin, it is opening weekend for fishing. Too bad there is still ice on the lakes …

  • Hiraghm

    Well, as best a quick perusal could manage, I did not see one twitter comment invoke “Cinco de Mayo”. Just your headlines.

    Screw you, Twitchy.

  • Brett McMicken

    bet it’s warm in al’s ginormous mansion (which is a sin for you and i to have one like)

    • tops116

      Well, I would hope it is warm, given the massive carbon footprint it has.

    • jebjr

      That warmth of which you speak, in Big Al’s ginormous mansion, is generated by his own hot air.

  • Brett McMicken

    al gore: the jim and tammy faye bakker of the first united cult of gaia.

  • tops116

    Gore doesn’t notice, thanks to his many layers of fat.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    I’m sure this is all STILL being caused by Global warm…….Global cooli…..wait!….Global Climate Change…yeah, that’s the ticket. It is extreme weather as are result of that horrible climate change. Sounds about right for a true believer!

  • Judy B

    Al Gore is playing “keep away” with Spring, is this priceless or what!

    • JustLikeAnimals

      He put it in a lock-box.

  • almarquardt

    Haven’t they figured out that Global Warming causes cold weather?

    Also, has anyone else noticed the term has been modified to “Climate Change?” It’s like NewSpeak: Change the wording so people don’t notice that the powers-that-be were completely wrong. They can’t admit it, because it would nullify their political and economic agendas.

  • stillinthe60s

    Algore came out for a public appearance in front of a bunch of Warming fanboys last week. Every time Jabba comes out of his wine cellar we have extreme cold weather so there you go. By the way, we’d love to have that 51 degree weather up here in MN last week.

  • Gallatin

    Come on everyone the science is settled, cold in May is proof of global warming—climate change—climate disruption—or have they moved on to a new name?

  • TexSizzle

    “Wherefore art thou, Spring” Translated into 21st-century English: “Why are you, Spring?” What does that mean?

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      I was perusing the comments to see if someone caught that too before I posted the translation. Good catch!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Gore-whore must’ve spent all his al Jazerra money and now he’s back to taking money for screaming about the “global warming” problem. Ya. Tell it to Arkansas. They got snow today. In May. Dumbass Gore-whore.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Give me a break, lol… I remember, once, about oh, twenty years ago, all of the students in my class dove under their desks on a day in May when it was snowing in the suburbs of Chicago… because supposedly, Nostradamus said the world would end on an unseasonable day in May, or some crock like that.

    Last year, here in Michigan, it was 80 degrees in March… the cherry and apple crop up here were affected pretty badly from the early bloom and then the subsequent frost. I didn’t hear one person complain about the heat, unless they were a cherry or apple grower.