Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) April 30, 2013
Oh, joy. An Obama presser is scheduled for Tuesday morning.
BREAKING: Obama will attack Republicans at 10:15 am EST.—
Tim Killeen (@timkilleen) April 30, 2013
Mark Knoller offers a preview:
Pres Obama likely to face questions about North Korea threats, US payments to Karzai, & showdowns with Congress on sequester & gun violence.—
Mark Knoller (@markknoller) April 30, 2013
We know what questions President Obama is willing to answer.
Shorter: Questions he WILL answer: – fave bball team, fave dance moves, who is the hottest AG, Super Bowl pick..—
Holly Renee (@hollyR_J) April 30, 2013
Obama: I've called this meeting to discuss the achievements of the first 100 days in my second term… hey, how about that Jason Collins!—
John Hayward (@Doc_0) April 30, 2013
But as always, don’t hold your breath waiting for answers to questions that matter to those pesky Americans in flyover country. It’s a long list and we have less than an hour until President “I, um” takes the podium, but it’s a fair bet that these are some of the #QuestionsObamaWontAnswer.
And since listing topics Americans actually care about has proven a waste of time in the past, we might as well have a little fun while we’re waiting.
Keep ‘em coming, Twitter. Obama pressers go down best with a healthy serving of mockery.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.