Alec Baldwin announces new crusade against butts

Alec Baldwin doesn’t like something? There oughta be a law! Oh … wait:

Enforce existing laws? The hell you say!

Why bother when Nanny Baldwin could just step in and get New York City to ban all the things. (If he can fit it into his busy schedule, that is. Figuring out who really killed JFK is awfully time-consuming.)

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Anyone ask Anthony Ray whay his thought on cigarette butts, big or otherwise, are?

  • Joel A. Edge

    He’s crusading against himself (his self)?

  • CatHerder

    Smart, Alec.

  • CombatDiver

    Maybe he should crusade against calling his daughter a “pig.”

  • HARP2

    He campaigned for his butt-buddy.

  • Emily B

    Alec Baldwin is a butt, and he should be banned.

    • angeleyez

      Is Baldwin now . . . . . ANTI – MICHELLE OBAMA ?
      ▲ YES
      ▼ NO

  • Spatial Awareness

    I’m announcing a new crusade against butt-heads ==> @ABFalecbaldwin

  • TocksNedlog

    Ahh, remember the old days, back when NYC was a clean city?

    Yeah, me neither.

    • NY Republican

      That’s surprising considering they suck all the money from the rest of the state for themselves

  • CO2 Producer

    If it bothers him that much, Alec can pick up a broom and a dustpan and start cleaning. Better yet, he can pay somebody to do it for him. Even better still, he could start a local service called, oh, “Butt Wipers Incorporated,” for instance.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Butts ‘R’ Us?

  • Right Wired

    What’s next, banning candy bars? Coffee cups? Napkins?

    • Ben Bollman

      In NYC that is more possible than you think.

    • Canadian in USA

      Please don’t give them any ideas. :)

    • trixiewoobeans

      How about smug, patronizing, above-the-law, self-superior actors? Now THAT would clean NY up!

      • NY Republican

        Just ban NYC that would take care of the liberal problem our state is facing and long island too while they’re at it

  • $7610427

    Alec Baldwin should be banned. Why? Bc he’s an azz x 100,000.

    • grais

      The OccupyWallStreet-supporting Wall-Street-Corporate-shill keeps littering up my TV.
      There oughta be a law

  • grais

    Why didn’t he pick them up and throw them away as he counted them?
    What kind of a slob Is he, anyhow?

  • Garth Haycock

    How many did he throw on the ground?

  • Typewriterstreaming

    Can’t we just block this guy from getting any attention ever again?

  • Steve_J

    There are so many butt’s on the ground because people are forbidden to smoke in bars, etc.

  • BucTroop

    I have to admit, forget the health risks – to see all those butts on the ground at every corner is just gross. We’re just “selling” litter.

  • Bill Board

    There may be “100,000 butts on the ground on every block”, but there is one giant ass on ABFoundation.

  • NakedJusticeLeague

    Blame the nicotine nazis Alec!

  • littleones

    The world is my ashtray!

  • emaleroland

    Alec Baldwin should be banned from NYC for the same reason. Too much butt.

  • emaleroland

    Alec Baldwin should be banned from NYC for the same reason. Too much butt.

  • Jack

    earth to Alec, the govt makes a ton of dough taxing smokes. Banning them ain’t happening.

  • Mike Peterson

    Get a broom and a dustpan with a handle, sir. That what you should do. Oh and put ashtrays on every corner. Donate your time and money for this.

  • Mister A

    #TheNewNormal: Making new laws to reinforce the existing laws that we don’t enforce. If we make everyone a criminal, no one will notice that we stopped punishing criminals. Corzine? Nope. Not a criminal. Just getting sued.

  • Diane Stephan

    I would welcome cigarette butts any day over the leche of human and animal waste that lines the gutters of many NYC streets.

  • Derek Penner

    Maybe he should light the filter end and smoke it backwards.

  • Rulz


    Sure, that’ll stop it.