On Friday, Piers Morgan announced “BREAKING NEWS” that actor Gerard Butler would be his “man-date” at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Piers, you mean this Gerard Butler?
Butler might be Musket Morgan’s man-date, but Fox News lib Jehmu Greene did her best to elbow in on that action at one of Friday night’s Nerd Prom pre-parties. It’s nearly impossible to outdo Suzanne Malveaux’s humiliating walk of shame after the 2012 dinner, but that’s not gonna stop Jehmu from trying.
Watch out, Jehmu. You’ve got competition!
Oh, my. Perhaps the “walk of shame” description was more apt that we could have imagined.