#apoemfordzhokhar: Greg Gutfeld, Twitterers destroy Dzhokhar Tsarnaev empathizer Amanda Palmer

Preach it, Gutfeld!

As Twitchy reported, “poet” Amanda Palmer wrote a poem urging empathy for Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. No, for reals.

Unbelievable. Yet, sadly, totally believable.

Twitter took Ms. Palmer and her depravity to task, and rightly so. Greg Gutfeld destroyed her, as only he can, and he needed only a few tweets to do so.

Ms. Palmer has been shrouding herself in a veil of victim-hood, natch.

Of course. The victims of the Boston bombing? Whatever! Ms. Palmer is the real victim here. For being so “enlightened” and such. Plus, ka-ching!

Ask, and ye shall receive. Other happy warriors pick up where Greg Gutfeld left off.

Enter hashtag #apoemfordzhokhar: And away we go!

Keep them coming, Twitter. In case you need even more of a reason to push back hard, just dwell on this for a bit.

Oh, the humanity. And some exit questions for Ms. Palmer:

Huh. The Daily Caller’s “Jim Treacher” has another one:

I wonder if Palmer would’ve written a poem for this kid-killer if he’d been a boring ol’ Christian teabagger? Would that be alluringly exotic enough for her?


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  • NRPax

    Lucky for this girl

    Being stupid online is

    Not a cause of death

    • Bemani Dog

      Funny, it can be punished by death in Iran. And even in Britain it can bring jail time.

    • Sharon Foley

      It probably is with the musslims

  • Nana Taylor

    Shameless exploitation of the death and destruction the Boston Bombers brought to us, all for personal fame and fortune. She is a hideous ghoul on the inside.

  • angeleyez

    ” What was the radical Islamic jihadist brothers’ MOTIVE ? ” , by Amanda Palmer
    Militant terrorism they did tout
    They threw bombs at the Cops during a shoot out
    Because the sheep can only hear my voice
    Is Amanda Palmer an Obama supporter like the Tsarnaev terrorist brothers ?
    ▲ YES
    ▼ NO

    • ked5

      same old same old. death, mayhem, fear, terror (hence the name ‘terrorists’)

      • angeleyez

        and the word terrorists doesn’t fit in Obama’s agenda

        • ked5

          au contraire. he believes in consitution loving terrorists, tea party terrorists, bible loving terrorists . . . just because he doesn’t have any evidence doesn’t prevent him from “speaking stupidly”

    • Bemani Dog

      The older brother was too extreme for his extremist mosque in Boston. Now THAT is totally messed up.

      • http://twitter.com/Mstecklow Gizmototo

        I don’t buy that line of BS from the Mosque for a second. Yeah, they were saying that MLK should be a role model. My butt.

  • TocksNedlog

    “ahhh, it’s been a long time on since internet trolls yelled at me that i was a slut, a talentless whore and a hippy!!! welcome, friends!!”
    — No doubt she is actually a talented whore.

    • E Quilibrate

      Not to mention a very talented hippy and slut.

  • RevDrEBuzz

    Funny how it’s always the lefties who harbor pleasant thoughts for murderers. Could it be that these idiots picked Cambridge to setup this mess for a reason?

    • lainer51

      No they are just stupid idiots!

  • TocksNedlog

    Note that rather than explain or defend what she wrote, she instead resorts to lashing out at her detractors.
    If she could find a way to justify calling us racists, she would.

    • E Quilibrate

      Fear not………….Eventually she will.

  • http://twitter.com/lazypadawan lazypadawan

    She sounds like an utter flake. She couldn’t even defend herself or her poem, which didn’t make a lick of sense to me.

    • http://twitter.com/conservag Aaron

      No no no. Amanda tweeted that “the poem is actually about more than you think it is. read it again.”

      It’s not that it’s all the horrible things everyone here, and on Twitter, has already pointed out. It’s just far too intellectual and deep for us right-wing hate-filled neanderthals to understand.

      • WORSEKarma

        Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up for us… Snortle.

      • Sharon Foley

        Dosen’t she understand that musslims hate her?

  • Jack Deth

    Amanda Palmer’s poetry:

    Makes Vogon poetry palatable.

    • NRPax

      Jack, I ever meet up with you in the real world, I’m buying the first beer. Nice to know there are other conservative sci-fi geeks out in MD.

      • shimauma

        I get to purchase the next one, you froopy guys!

        • Kurt Anderson

          Third round is on me!

          • shimauma

            I see a visit to Milliways is in order

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      So long, and thanks for all the fish!

    • John

      Can we put her on the ship with the telephone sanitizers?

  • therantinggeek

    Thank you, Ms Palmer, for describing yourself in less than 140 characters. Now the rest of the Twitterverse sees you for what you truly are. :)

  • Cajun

    Let’s no read too much into this fool, just another dumbass libiot trying to get their name in the lights for a few seconds. That’s why they worship hollywood so much, they love the lights. Real simple, it’s a little fame, some pats on the back, shiny things, that liberals, leftists love in life,,,,oh, and I almost forgot,,,,working peoples tax money!!

  • ClinkinKY

    My ode to Amanda Palmer:

    Attention whore. (I’m sorry it doesn’t rhyme:)

    • http://twitter.com/SoCal_Wildfan David Anderson

      Nice! :)

  • ChampionCapua

    There once was a joker named Jahar
    Who flew under the jihadi radar
    With a thief for a mother and a Frisbee-shaped brother
    May his Joy with the virgins be Behar

    • E Quilibrate

      That is special.

      • bradgates

        Amanda pens a poem quite boring
        with no goal but attention whoring.
        She looks with pride upon her art,
        a work less eloquent than a fart.

        • trixiewoobeans

          Amanda says she’s a poet, (she’s not) but don’t know it.

      • Elke E. Wilhelm

        Wonder if she’ll accept invitation to recite her poetry at Muslim Brotherhoodfest ’13 in Tahrir Square. I really think travel abroad would truly expand her horizons. (I wish that on nobody, btw, but how would she feel being alone in a crowd of sweet little Dzhokhars?)

        • http://www.facebook.com/100000112736669 Herman Vogel

          I’ll buy the ticket,,,first class,,one way without a passport of course.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Metler/720822798 Sam I. Metler

      My name is Dzhokhar, I love being the Jokar.

      When the love of life left I decided to vote left and cast my lot
      with death.

      With my brother in the lead I followed with glee.

      With a bomb in my bag and a bong at hand i headed to Bean

      When all was done we started to run as women and children
      lay dying.

      We smiled all day and cherished the way that we became da
      bomb in Boston.

      Now we’re on TV and life is not so glee and we need to flee Boston.

      With Bombs in hand we started flee but my brother decided to

      With fear of jail I started to rail and made my brother road

      My bong was gone, my blood flowed free and I thought I could
      set sail.

      Now I am charged & not living that large and about to spend
      life in jail.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Metler/720822798 Sam I. Metler

        PS I know it sucks, I am no poet but Pamela brings out the bad in all of us!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBeq0i03bg Booker


    • stellatruman

      And Rosie, Whoopi and the old whore Barbara

      • http://www.facebook.com/100000112736669 Herman Vogel

        Man, I dislike this guy with the fury of a million fiery thoughts of his punishment but those two,,,now THAT’S punishment…yeah, I like that too.

    • trixiewoobeans

      “Behar’s” a nice touch!

      • http://twitter.com/PhilJackson1942 Phil Jackson

        I wouldn’t touch Behar with a ten foot pole.

        • trixiewoobeans

          That’s okay, the poor thing’s shoulder’s are already bruised from being touched with ten-foot poles.

        • http://www.facebook.com/100000112736669 Herman Vogel

          If you did you would have to burn a perfectly good Ten foot pole to prevent further contamination.

        • Red Fred

          Or the 10 ft. pole of someone else.

        • JeffreyFuller

          Me neither, I’d just run him through with it.

        • JeffreyFuller

          Me neither, I’d just run him through with it.

    • SideshowJon36

      Last line made me throw up a little… :/

      • http://www.facebook.com/100000112736669 Herman Vogel

        You to off easy,,,I’m already into the dry heaves

    • davedufour


    • http://twitter.com/ThePurseYenta ThePurseYenta

      ChampionCapua……….that was darn funny…..LMAO!

    • Zach Brewer

      Winner winner chicken dinner! You Sir … are amazing.

    • Jarrod

      Sharing this on teh facebooks

    • http://www.facebook.com/devon.weir Devon Weir

      I loved it. The play on words at the end was the best.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bryan.cross.3511 Bryan Cross


    • Hawkeyeted

      Bloody brilliant!

    • dogday3

      That was…beautiful.

    • http://www.facebook.com/100000112736669 Herman Vogel

      Dang,,,Behar,,,can’t we just send him to hell where he belongs? Oh wait,,,that would be the same. Good, either way he would be in,,,well Hell.

    • Donna W

      When ChampionCapua starts rhyming
      Please be aware of the timing…

      Don’t have coffee for breakfast
      as he’s pwning some Leftist…

      Or your computer screen soon
      you’ll be drying! 😛

    • Guest

      When ChampionCapua starts rhyming
      Please be aware of the timing…

      Don’t have coffee for breakfast
      as he’s pwning some Leftist…

      Or your computer screen soon
      you’ll be drying! 😛

    • Naman

      That is hilarious!! LMAO

    • http://twitter.com/SoCal_Wildfan David Anderson


    • http://twitter.com/SoCal_Wildfan David Anderson

      I used this one. Thanks.

    • Batman

      lmao nice

  • ToyZebra

    A muslim terrorist
    Without any cares
    Someday he dreams
    Of being Bill Ayers

    That’s a rough draft. It needs work.

    • E Quilibrate

      Maybe, but we get the point.

  • LegalizeShemp

    The reason these leftist nobodies automatically pull the knee jerk perp sympathy is they know the left wing media prostitutes will lap it up like a kitten at a bowl of milk.

  • Bemani Dog

    I knew somebody would go limerick with it. lol

  • DondaLonda

    Is she going to write for Gosnell next? I’d put down a predicted example but I can’t bring myself to be that disgusting.

  • CrashFroelich

    Among the Blue Jackal Tribe, solipsism is a mark of character. It’s the only way for them to turn their monumental inadequacies into assets.

  • snoop

    typical left winger

  • robin2002

    There once was a poet name Amanda, who’s bad poetry was causing a scandal.
    She took out her pen to try it again, but was done in by all of her lyin.

  • Sean Maloney

    “Fuckin’ shit!” Sorry, I’m a rookie when it comes to poetry.

  • alanstorm

    “If we really want to punish Dzhokar Tsarnaev, he should spend the rest of his natural life listening to @amandapalmer’s poetry.”

    I thought cruel and unusual punishment was verboten via the 8th amendment.

    • tops116

      A cut scene from “Zero Dark Thirty” reveals that’s how they broke people to get Bin Laden’s location.

    • David Saylor

      If it’s uncruel and usual then……it’s not punishment!!

    • Rabid

      Ok..then make him listen to an endless tape of Bieber for the rest of his life…

  • dynamitewoman

    Jesus told us to “love thy enemy”, but he did not tell us to praise, worship. extoll or write odes to them. Poor Amanda needs some attention, even negative attention just as children often do.She loves trolls and murderers of children. Go ahead, love on her, but only because she needs it, not because she thinks child murdering morons are worth a poem or two from her fertile but delusional mind.

  • dynamitewoman

    Dont bother folks. Amanda. like many, are more interested in what this country can do for her than being a patriot . Lets get them poems out there Amanda. no matter how stupid, offensive or ridiculous it makes you appear. Stick to the lib sites, they will be applauding you so hard there hands will chap and their brains will pop!

  • interestedobserver2

    Well, the good news for her is that she definitely got a lot of attention from this — which is all she wanted anyway. Can’t imagine she gives a rat’s a$$ for the terrorist; after all, she clearly couldn’t care less about the victims, and the kind of narcissistic, sociopathic goon that would write the vomitus that her “poem” consists of really couldn’t care about anything except herself. Plus her efforts are so completely derivative and without any form of literary merit as to be completely laughable from the get-go.

  • disqus_FlD2VMR2RJ

    Amanda Palmer gets another 15 minutes of fame. Fortunately, I totally missed out on her first 15 minutes, so this B-side of celebrity should pass just as quick.

  • http://twitter.com/eclectichorzman Papa Dog

    Liberalism truly is a mental disorder.

  • tops116

    And a chorus of “Who?” was heard throughout the land…

  • Scott Burress

    There once was loser named Jahar,
    Who ran over his brother with a car
    Like a coward he fled
    leaving four people dead
    hoping he could get an interview with Bill Maher.

    • Erik

      Last line should read:

      His reward: Real Time with Bill Maher.

  • arrow2010

    Who the hell is she? Another fame-seeking attention whore?

  • Cruz2016!!!


  • Im_Rick_James

    There once was a guy named Dzokhar
    Ran over his bro with a car
    Who with him was plotting
    But now he is rotting
    The fittingest ending by far

  • brewerandpatriot

    I am eagerly awaiting her poem for defender of the downtrodden that can’t keep their legs closed Kermit Gosnell.

  • David

    Palmer – Calmer – Embalm – Her

    just another left-wing lunatic Obama apologist with no morals like her dodo leader.

  • socalcon

    At 5+ weeks, she’s still working on something for Gosnell (I suppose)

  • socalcon

    At 5+ weeks, she’s still working on something for Gosnell (I suppose)

  • BigRed

    Row, row, row your boat gently down the street
    Merrily, merrily, merrily my neck is an open seam

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I wanna write a poem (in fact I’m good at it), but I can’t think of a word that rhymes with Darwinism… Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I wanna write a poem (in fact I’m good at it), but I can’t think of a word that rhymes with Darwinism… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • BigRed

    Row, row, row your boat gently down the street
    Merrily, merrily, merrily my neck is an open seam

  • lainer51

    There once was an A hole named Mandy, whose brain size was that of small candy, her mother disowned her, her father boned her, and now her stupid lyrics come in handy.

  • lainer51

    There once was an A hole named Mandy, whose brain size was that of small candy, her mother disowned her, her father boned her, and now her stupid lyrics come in handy.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    He’s a nose picker, he’s a sinner/
    tho’ everyone thinks he’s a winner/
    He drops a bomb and then he runs/
    His name is Dzhokhar, a dumb dick-choker/
    and a huge pot smoker/
    puttin’ the hurt on everyone
    (Poem to the tune of the Joker by the Steve Miller Band)
    #MusicTriviaTime Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    He’s a nose picker, he’s a sinner/
    tho’ everyone thinks he’s a winner/
    He drops a bomb and then he runs/
    His name is Dzhokhar, a dumb dick-choker/
    and a huge pot smoker/
    puttin’ the hurt on everyone
    (Poem to the tune of the Joker by the Steve Miller Band)
    #MusicTriviaTime Jawamax 8<{D}

  • radicallyalyssa

    I think the bigger question we all need answered is:

    Who is Amanda Palmer?

  • radicallyalyssa

    I think the bigger question we all need answered is:

    Who is Amanda Palmer?

  • michael s

    Good. rip amanda a new one everybody

  • LinTaylor

    Man blows up children/
    Lefty dope sings his praises/
    And they say WE’RE nuts?

  • Moogiechan

    So a Vogon named Amanda Palmer is on Twitter.

  • Not-a-Marxist

    Just about now an old shriveled women is saying here I am Tamerlan take me.

    After recoiling in horror it slowly dawns on him that he’d misunderstood the promised reward.

    It’s a 72 year old virgin, not 72 virgins.

    • June Clinkenbeard

      No, it’s 72 Virginians! Let the ass kicking commence!

  • SpinMeNot

    Well, I have only one thing to contribute …

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1538376219 Stacey Holmdahl

    A monkey tapping on a keyboard could pen a better poem than this pile of crap, holy cow!

  • Johnny Blade

    Who the hell is Amanda Palmer? Is this the web equivalent of flashing passing cars? Oo

  • Guyg

    The clerk at the State store said;”I know he shot a cop,but why did they have to shoot that young man,he was only 19.”I swear.

  • http://www.robjonesforpresident.com/ Rob Jones

    What kind of inbred crack-whore mentality leads someone to write a poem for a mass murderer that just killed three… including an 8 yr old, and maimed hundreds?

    Sounds like one of those attention seeking skanks that arranges a conjugal visit with a mass murderer. What a moron. Maybe she could go read it to the people still in Boston hospitals wishing they still had legs.

  • Otter2

    This is the best Twitchy ever — I really haven’t realized that progs went so public in the depth of depravity that I had thought they kept private. And from a so called “poet” yet!

    Not only do they not care less about the murder of infants, they don’t care about the murder of an 8 year old and the horrific maiming of others.

    They’re blind and demonic. And they like exactly how the state they’re in.

  • Sharon Foley

    She is an idiot writing a sympathy poem to a terrorist who killed am mammed an 8 year old an many others, they don’t care about her she is a useless woman to them, someone to rape an kill

  • http://twitter.com/karn120 Hollis Whitaker III

    Crazy! TL

  • http://twitter.com/RosannaAskenas Rosanna Askenas

    Perhaps Amanda needs to keep our Saudi being deported tomorrow company on his flight back to his peaceful land. I’m sure they will all appreciate her poems there. What a perfect idea for her! Perhaps Heraldo Rivera will be on that same flight. It would be the perfect world for them, don’t you think?

  • Paula Magnuson

    i am amazed that anyone could feel sorry for the boston bombers! it just shows how sick and demented these people are,

  • tzayad

    Ode to Amanda

    Lonely Amanda, full of love, for the murderous savage

    Wrote a poem of understanding, for his plight, in the wake of damage

    Who takes up the banner for an evil man, now caught in a chain?

    But a hapless twit, who on humanities canvas, is but a stain.

  • MovingToNevada

    Sorry, but I’ve never heard of this chick.

  • Dave

    What’s the difference between Bill Ayers and these two cowards?

    • Terrie Ann

      someone like bill was probably their teacher.. isn’t that how they get indoctrinated.. do we need a class list from these reprobates. and to follow them to make sure they haven’t drunk domestic terrorist coolaide?.. how many professors like Obama’s at Harvard’s Derrick Bell.

  • Isabella Miller-Eberlin

    She’s simply someone who craves attention,and utilizes something that many people won’t question or put down; “poetry”. Which she uses in replace of not being special in any significant way,so she takes something abstract so she can carry on her fantasy of self-importance and relevance. Deep down she has nothing and knows it. I actually kind of feel bad for her. She knows deep down she’s nothing special. Must be tough.

  • June Clinkenbeard

    Apart from thinking this pathetic excuse for a human being has serious issues, I could not stop laughing at the poems all the Happy Warriors shared with theTwitterverse. Who knew there were so many poets in our midst? I believe a book is in order. I’d buy one. We need a catchy name. Thoughts?

    • Terrie Ann

      I do believe you have just created a new way in which books COULD be written, edited, etc….i’m in.. sounds exciting!!! it could be absolutely hilarious.. random and fun!

  • azjazzlady

    Bless her heart, poor little Amanda just can’t help being a pinhead, can she!

  • Diana Bryant

    I have to read the poem– but if Greg is appalled, then I am sure I will be– great minds think alike. So let me read this thing….

  • Diana Bryant

    Ok, read it.. You don’t know talent.
    You don’t make much sense. And you definitely don’t know good poetry, Amanda P. I had to google you….


    There once were two bombers from Russia,
    Who used bombs, and grenades and whateva.
    But when they were done, they were then on the run,
    Now one’s barely alive and one’s deader.


    It took us awhile to find the head honcho,
    Of the animals called Taliban.
    Yet in four simple days,
    Boston hunted these knaves,
    Tis why we’re the “Home of the Brave”!

    (Boston Strong!)

  • David T. Weiss

    Also teenage girls will be writing love letters to the murderer Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Scott Peterson has “women?” writing love letters to him on death row.


    There once was a Marathon in Boston,
    Wherein a tragedy all there were most caught in.
    Yet in Boston we’re ripe to fight the good fight,
    Hence why one terrorist is in bed and one’s frosted!

  • EdChombeau

    there are Death Row Groupies;; all kinds of “challenged” folks out there. not surprised at all.

  • http://erroneouslyconfident.blogspot.com/ sirernestbarker

    In case anybody wants to know what real English language poetry can be try Robert Service: http://www.internal.org/Robert_W_Service

  • Tom Sawyer

    So while the left accuses the right of being violent and hateful, they actually go out an celebrate and romanticize the actual violent their side commits. What a bunch of phoney-assed hypocrites.


    I didn’t like Psalms, but liked to build bombs

    placed it near a child , and walked away with a smile
    too bad my mother was pro life
    I.m guessing that she was just to nice

  • Lady 12

    There once was a wanna-be poet;
    She liked terrorists and chose to show it.
    She whined when happy warriors
    Called out her bankrupt morals,
    And picked up her poem to throw it.

  • http://twitter.com/SoCal_Wildfan David Anderson

    I once had a brother named Dzhokhar
    Whose driving was not up to par
    He hid in a boat
    while shooting his throat
    I knew I should have driven the car

    *Tamerlan Tsarnaev* BURN IN HELL!

  • Batman

    Sorry, but who the hell is Amanda Palmer?

  • john mason

    Tim Wells for Poet Laureate!!!! Hey, youse guys! Take another look at Tim Wells little poem. So elegant, witty and severe. I DO like his style.
    We Tea Party folks have mucho un-tapped talents! ……”Left was sad and dismayed, When truth was finally displayed/ No sign of Tea Party drama/ Just tweets of Luv for Obama”…………….sweet.

  • Jake

    The abysmal poem Amanda Palmer wrote is just the latest of a long list of idiocies.

    Amanda Palmer faked a suicide and filmed her boyfriend’s reaction, she acted
    out a mock rape onstage, she tweeted about giving money to the KKK, she toured
    as a disabled person then mocked the disabled on Australian TV, she dumped her
    boyfriend to jump on old man Gaiman’s bones, she sexted naked pictures of
    herself across the web, she made a book of violent porn starring herself, she
    danced around in muff wigs singing about her crotch, she even worked as a
    dominatrix (an S&M prostitute).

    None of this was art.

    Finally, Amanda Palmer faked a Kickstarter campaign using her Scientology cult
    connections to scam her way into the charts for a day, even though her
    “music” is horrendous.

    Amanda Palmer is an offensive human being on every level. Not only is Palmer a
    talentless grifter, she has cultivated in herself the worst qualities known to

  • ChampionCapua


  • Elke E. Wilhelm

    given me a new appreciation for poetry, that one lol