‘Evil people can still go to gym, smile’: Greg Gutfeld’s epic rant on Boston bombing suspects

Amen, brother. Get ready for an epic rant.

Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld wasn’t the only one who noticed the sickening “nice guy” stuff in the coverage of the Boston bombing suspects.


Greg Gutfeld continued to tweet truth to power. Root cause? They placed bombs next to children and other innocent people. Case closed.

Preach it! Like many Twitter users, Gutfeld is a fan of Uncle Ruslan.

Heh. He continues destroying the sickening “root cause” and oh-the-turmoil discussions.

Boom. A new category needs to be created for Mr. Gutfeld, too. That much awesome is in a category all of its own.

Everyone does. Never stop, Greg Gutfeld.

  • Jimni27

    Ted Bundy’s co-workers all described him as a “really nice guy”. Jussayin.

    • ZoriahShepard

      That’s how evil hides. It puts a smile on its face and blends in with the rest of us.

      • Jimni27

        IKR? It just makes them seem more sociopathic, not sympathetic” in the least. Lanza and Loughner were called evil and it was clear to anyone even looking at their pics that something was “off”. Mental illness= evil, but hey if the perps are somewhat normal looking, people sympathize- it’s crazy. It’s just like the Menendez brothers, Richard Ramirez, and that preppy rapist- I guarantee you he’ll have “fans”.

        • ZoriahShepard

          I’d like to give those who sympathize some benefit – that they’re just shocked that someone who looks and acted so normal could do something so heinous. But I think I’d be overestimating them as a human being.

          • Jimni27

            heh. I agree.

      • aegean1

        You’d think people would know better, as popular as the show “Dexter” is now. Just a show, I know, but the character was well designed.

    • http://twitter.com/simplyorganicT Tif

      Yep my coworker he drove home said he was very sweet to her ;/

      • Jimni27


    • stellatruman

      No one ever comes out and says their neighbors who commit horrific crimes were odd or any other adjective you can interject..they are always shocked when they found out the evil

      • Jimni27

        When they are clearly mentally ill they do- they always say they were odd, kept to themselves, etc.

      • Jason Call

        To exculpate one’s self? If I had seen something I’d have said something–but he fooled me.

    • trixiewoobeans

      John Wayne Gacy dressed up like a clown and entertained children in the hospital…he was a “really nice guy” too. You think they’re going to expose their real selves? “…for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light” 2 Co. 11:14

    • IBXNJ

      Lots of people thought Ted Bundy was nice guy…..Until he bashed in their skulls!!!

  • mickeyco

    I’ve always enjoyed Gutfeld, but right now, he’s my hero.

    • radicallyalyssa

      You read my mind.

    • stellatruman

      same…I have become a fan of his in the last few months

    • Jason Call

      To paraphrase the jacket blurb from one of his books; he’s funnier than most smart people, and smarter than most funny people.

    • Clayton Grant

      Agreed. He just has a way of bringing it home.
      “Do not rule out, as a root cause, the inarticulate consequences of oddly grouped consonants in last names,” sincerely, Lnra ksrhgah” … that’s golden!

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Our media ask too many rhetorical questions that they refuse to recognize the answers to. Time and again we have learned the those peace-loving Muslims don’t seem to need an excuse to ‘destroy the infidel’. Oh, I know there are decent Muslims, but something is seriously wrong with their religion and anyone who says so is shouted down by those with blinders on and their ears stopped. It is the only religion in the world where it is generally considered OK to riot and kill people for any one of a thousand perceived (or real) slights. These two are the evil off-shoot of that twisted theology. To the left, I say, “Quit being in denial and DEAL WITH IT”.

    • SameJerkDifferentName

      They think it’s ok to riot because cops like those in Dearborn, MI allow it. If you haven’t watched this video, I highly recommend you do. Not only do the cops allow Christians to be openly attacked, they turn a blind eye. And then to top it all off, they throw the Christians out of a PUBLIC gathering because “they” are the threat to safety.
      In case that link doesn’t show properly, go to YouTube and type in, ‘American Muslims Stone Christians in Dearborn, MI (Original edit) ‘

  • TDS

    But the left was too busy crossing their fingers that somehow this tragedy could be linked to Conservative ideology…
    And judging from this morning’s MTP, they still are grasping at those straws…

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Oh, hell’s bones, they’re doing it right here, some of our own little pet leftards have been starting to make noises to paint Mohammedans as “conservatives”!

  • V the K

    Wonder if the MFM would be promoting the Nice Guy angle if he were a Christian NRA member from a red state.

    Actually I don’t.

  • algonquinmatt

    Gutfield was on a roll.

    “Stop interviewing classmates. It’s like interviewing kittens about yarn.”

    Absolutely. I actually think that if they found a classmate who said that they didn’t trust the bomber kid, the network wouldn’t use the clip. Didn’t fit the narrative.

    • Jason Call

      Also remember the pressure to appear tolerant. Give the foreign kid, jerk that he may be, a pass, so as not to be known to criticize foreigners.

  • radicallyalyssa

    Anyone know if Greg Gutfield is single? 😉

    • mickeyco

      Sorry, he’s married.

      • radicallyalyssa

        My luck!

        • BlahBlah

          Hey I saw him first! 😀

      • thetreyman

        after what befell all of his houseboys, you have to wonder about these chicks.

  • peteee363

    the media will ask more questions of this lunatic MUSLIM bomber, then they will ever ask of obama and his school records!

    • vetgal1970

      Ah, but they will pointedly avoid the obvious ones

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    If you don’t hate something, let it slide.
    If it returns, let it slide forever.
    If not, it never happened.
    When it does, change the focus, find excuses, or shut up.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Gutfeld and Searcy both need their own categories!

    • thetreyman

      that should be the name of a crime fighting drama/comedy show.

  • BlahBlah

    I’m an immigrant too. Also a conservative which I was before coming here which is why I came here. My son is half American by birth and loathes hyphens as much as I do. Ruslan nails it!

    • BlahBlah

      Also I don’t understand people who come here and then hate America. Yo the door is that way —–>

      • Jason Call

        SEDITION is a real word. It means something. Look at La Raza, who openly states a desire to annex the SW U.S. for Mexico. Meanwhile in the U.S., it’s too unfashionable to criticize anything Mexican…

        • BlahBlah

          Yes. But I can criticize as an immigrant myself albeit not from Mexico but from Europe. And I do because like Ruslan over there there’s many of us who are grateful for this country and the opportunity and who despise America hating immigrants as they are ruining it for all of us.

          • Jason Call

            Eastern Bloc? That’s the source, it seems, for our most patriotic immigrant stock. They know socialism. I loved the Thomas Petterfy paid spots during the election season. EDIT: …know socialism well enough to hate it, I should have said.

          • BlahBlah

            Not really Eastern Bloc, Serbia which was once Yugoslavia. Yes I know socialism all too well unfortunately and I know just how horrible it is. What gets me though is that the liberal/socialist crowd over here always dismiss us from the getgo and won’t so much as hear what we have to say. “You have no clue what you’re talking about”. Well I lived it for many years so I kinda think I do. “lalalalala I can’t hear you!!!”

          • PatriotRG

            the left don’t want to hear because plainly that left wing eutopian experiment failed miserably in Eastern Europe and Sov Block. As did Stalins attempt, Pol Pots, Castros and Maos. They never learn because they don’t care. Their attitude is we can destroy it all start from ground zero and we can do a better job this time!

      • 45calSandW

        Love it!

  • BlahBlah

    There had to be red flags with these 2. There always are except the “tolerant” PC left teaches people to ignore them because eeeeek discrimination (well unless we’re talking conservatives) and benefit of the doubt and we must not be “judgmental” and other such nonsense. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it is most decidedly not a goose.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Keep it up, Greg!

  • NixTyranny

    My dream would be Ted Cruz (R-TX) elected President in 2016 and he would pick
    Greg Gutfeld as his White House Press Secretary. (Too bad, Dana)

  • Hep

    My husband was in high school with ‘The Hillside Strangler’ Ted Bianchi. Remembered him as a nice, quiet kid. Now, when he hears anyone describe terrorists this way, he yells “Watch out for the nice, quiet ones!”

  • Ed

    Well a Boston Bishop is blaming the bombing on video games and bullying.


  • HannahJK

    We’re surprised that he didn’t share the fact that he was a terrorist planning terrorist acts with his casual party buddies?

    • 3seven77

      Exactly. How stupid can you get?

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    if the bomber had been the tea party white man so many were hoping he was you would not be hearing a word about “nice guy” this and “nice guy” that

  • http://www.facebook.com/steph.vt.9 Steph VT

    The reason I have watched/read only enough news this past week to keep myself informed is because I need to avoid the “but why did they do it” garbage. I don’t care why they did it. They did it…that’s enough for me. The average person in the sane range of normal cannot comprehend how the mind of an evil, deranged human works. When the media makes “understanding” the main topic of their coverage, I can’t take it. I like Uncle Ruslan and his attitude, too.

  • Brent Guthrie

    This series of tweets have been profound!

  • Axelgreaser

    FOX, HAVE ONE OF YOUR TOKEN COMMIE-SOCIALISTS, i.e., Mark Lamont Hill who was so sympathetic to California mass murderer Chris Dorner, give us his take on Tameran Tsarnaev whom I’ve heard described this weekend as ‘baby faced’, led astray by his older brother, Dzhokhar, and they are putting this out knowing absoultely NOTHING about the brothers personal dynamics. And they do it totally skimming over the evidence that the extended family has lost no love for America or its laws, especially in the case of the brother’s own mother who was arrested for a serial shop-lifter. I’ve heard the lunatic thesis over and over again that the Boston Massacre as meted out at the hands of the Tsarnaev brothers is the ‘new face of terrorism.’ What the hell does that mean? Terrorism is terrorism. I only suggest Mr. Hill be asked because of his statements during the Dorner event. And Fox, I mean that in a good way as you do attempt to be light years more fair and balanced than all of the other cable ‘State Media’ options available to us. Mr. Hill, for example, when on MSNBC is pretty loosey goosey with his rad views, less so than when on Fox where his outlandish comments often are challenged. Using him as a sort of ‘new free thinking control’, (or whatever Mr. Hill represents) query him on what his reaction would be watching his wife’s leg’s fly free of her body, into mid-air while his baby emulsified in front of him from an exploding pressure cooker. Set off by ‘a really nice guy’.

    Because it’s so obvious where the completely committed liberal press is rapidly rushing to: ‘Can’t we give a pressure cooker bomber with good grades a break? He’s,..he’s just so cute. Don’t you just want to pinch those cheeks?’

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carl-Robbins/100001927336223 Carl Robbins

      You have said it well…I would only add by asking: How the FBI could have dissolved into the obviously incompetent organization, riddled with PC paralysis so quickly?

  • jb

    Shakespeare, in MacBeth, has two quotes that apply:

    1. One can smile and smile and still be a villain.
    2. Look like a flower but be the serpent underneath it.

  • cscape

    Greg will really go into apoplectic vapor lock when (in a few weeks) a facebook fan page pops up (for creep #2) with hundreds of gushing admirers (you know it’s going to happen)

  • notenoughtime

    Amen! Less talk and acknowledging the 2 murderers and their mindless followers and more talk about how we can help all the victims and their families.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    But, but, but… Nice, bright kid, with a good future…NOT ANY MORE! And upon his conviction (yeah, I’m THAT confident), They should give him the DEATH PENALTY Three ways to MAKE SURE he’s DEAD! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://wildlightimagingstudio.com/ Michael

    Ted Bundy was a nice guy… Sociopaths and psychopaths have that trait in common too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/oicurmt Scott Hamlin

    Nice is different than good.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    And the Gutfield winning streak continues….

  • Mary Moerles

    Love you Greg!

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  • Susan Brackett

    I am sick of hearing he’s just a kid. We have kids fighting for us in Iraq and Afghanistan and working in the military all over the world. They are the same age as this kid, but they made a different choice. We all have free will.

  • Adela Wagner

    Greg has the most, cut to the chase, hit the nail on the head, way with words.

    And yes, Evil often wears a smile.

    Years ago I worked in advertising for a LGBT newspaper in Norfolk.(our own community press) and garnered a client in Portsmouth, who was starting his own small business. We met and had a working relationship, which led into becoming friends with him and his boyfriend attending parties at my house, and meeting at social gatherings. He brought me plants to put in my yard from his mothers place, and I even went to a yard sale at her home.

    I moved to NC and left the newspaper. A few years later, I recieved a call from my friend, the editor of the paper, telling me that Elton had been charged with one count of murder but was suspected of 12 counts of known murder. ( and they believe there were probably more)

    To this day, it freaks me out that he was in my home, talked to my son (who was around 9 at the time) and was actually someone I considered a friend.
    I had trust issues before all this, but after I learned about what lurked behind the facade, I changed my whole life.

  • mach5motorsport

    Gutfield needs to have have a show on Fox…er wait a sec. (Red Eye, The Five) heck, he needs to have a THIRD SHOW!

    • Kleverabevera

      Gutfeld factor would be nice.

  • CainCan

    ENOUGH about this D-bag! I’ve seen and heard all I need to know about him. I don’t care what his friends and family think of him. Save it for the courtroom, put him in a cell and let him rot for the rest of the long years ahead of him. Better yet, let’s give him the gift of 72 virgins ASAP so we don’t have to accommodate him for the next 60 years!

  • Christian Orpinell

    “Stop interviewing classmates. It’s like interviewing kittens about yarn.”


  • Cruz2016!!!

    Greg’s da Man!

  • Michael Rice

    John Wayne Gacy was a member of the Jaycees and a clown..People gravitate toward nice people. Nice people do not attract suspicion….

  • WWMD

    Yes so this guy is revered. Tweeting sick and tired of hearing about… These guys called nice

    Then some clown gets cheered here for calling huff post a piece of garbage for saying fox accidentally closed captioned zooey deshenel name as the bomber by mistake. As every other news source did. It supposedly was a local Fox News ( like that’s different.?) enough to call someone a piece of garbage? Oh and twitchy did same thing saying Fox News not the local fox, but they didn’t issue a retraction they scrubbed it as if never happened. Twichy said it was a “moment of levity”.

    Switch twitchy story to piers morgan tweeting during the long stand off when nothing was going fast “what if that was your boat”. A very interesting thing to think about biggest man hunt in recent memory ending in your backyard. Maybe thinking what must the homeowner be thinking. But the hate poured in. HOW DARE HE MAKE THAT COMMENT OR JOKE KIDS DIED PEOPLE ARE DEAD AMD HURTING SURVIORS ” one tweet. Levity ok. Curious comment: I HATE YOU DIE”

    Yet, no one posted or looked at piers next tweets including this:


    Why do I bother… Cause this kinda stuff IS what is wrong with this country. Running off with Obama flew his dog private jet lying junk but if its on your fav I hate Obama web site then it’s true eve. When not Lies are true when a bunch of “similar” people think it is. “We will see it when we believe it”

  • Kingofthehill

    How come you don’t get wall to wall coverage by msnmb and CNN on how nice theckiller is when they don’t putt from the left or happen to be a white gun owner. Agenda much.

    What made my week even worse was I couldn’t watch “red eye” all week! Lol.

    Also, I’m a big sports fan but its sad that it takes the killing of innocent people for fair weather Americans to take the national anthem seriously and show respect like you should be doing because you should be proud to be American and not worried about the P.C. BS so many liberals are in fear of. What’s happening on the east coast happens at sports events n Texas all the time because pride of country isn’t taken for granted.

  • Jack

    folks-don’t forget that even today Charles Manson still has followers!

  • D Dunlap

    Shakespeare said it long ago -“One may smile and smile, and still a villain be.” Smiling terrorists are still just terrorists

  • Charles Hammond Jr

    Greg Gutfield and Uncle Ruslan: two people I want to buy a cold beverage (of their choice) for.