zooey deschanel (@ZooeyDeschanel) April 20, 2013
We know that caption isn’t correct — how could Zooey Deschanel be tweeting if she’d been taken into custody?
They have caught the suspect, Zooey Deschanel. Her bangs have been cut off in order to disarm her. Good job, America!—
Timothy Netz (F) (@Bristel) April 20, 2013
No, they said flash-bang grenades, not flashy bangs.