Hard news: BBC interviews guy with pink dildo on his refrigerator?

No, the suspect isn’t. But this guy is:

At least we think it’s a pink dildo. If it isn’t, it certainly bears a striking resemblance.

Yeah, that’s not unlikely.

The kind of guy who would do this would have to be a real … well, you know.

Still:

  • http://reaganff.tumblr.com/ reaganFF

    It’s a paperweight. Yeah. That’s it.

  • not_retired

    I can’t stop laughing. Thank you.

  • greatunconformity

    Wolf Blitzer thinks this guy seems “cocky.”

  • TocksNedlog

    QUESTION: How did Piers Morgan wind up on top of this guy’s fridge?

    • Clayton Grant

      I think you’re giving Piers way too much credit.

    • aPLWBinAK

      He was hiding from Teddy Nugent

    • cltcat

      Awesome! well played

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    And what is all that writing on the walls and refrigerator? It’s a plant… no, not a house plant, a ‘plant’… but yeah, made me laugh.

  • Hiraghm

    pink dildo in the background… pink dildo in the foreground

  • VerminMcCann

    Stop speculating, wingnuts! It’s probably just a white guy.

  • SpaceRacer423

    9 times out of 10 its an electric razor, but every once in a while……it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never…”your”… dildo. 😉

  • coreopsis has set in

    “This is BBC2.
    It’s nine o’clock, and time for the penguin on your television to explode.”

  • Clayton Grant

    Salon’s David Sirota weighs in as authority on dildos. Refutes the pink dildo claim saying it is clearly a white American penis.

    • Cajun

      Which would indicate that Sirota is definately NOT colorblind, but I bet that Sirota would not lament the fact of whatever color dildo he is currently using, it would be just fine with him,,,,as long as it is not “evil white”!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    There’s one pic out there that’s (allegedly) part of a real estate ad, and right on the bedside table is a huge black one!

  • PatriotGlory

    Let’s be realistic here, sometimes we forget to put our sex toys away when we’re interviewed on international news.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Maybe he did put it away. A waaaaaayyy on top of the refridgerator.

  • http://twitter.com/TXMarko TXMarko

    Is that his home? It looks like an office breakroom to me, complete with whiteboard and generic table…..

    • $7610427

      It doesn’t look like a home kitchen to me…

  • Clayton Grant

    That’s not a dildo in the kitchen. It’s an egg beater!

    • Blue Dilly

      You, sir, have just won the internet.

  • Orlando Cee

    Photo bombed by a dildo!

  • Miss Clairee

    Uuugh! Just how sanitary is it to have your dildo in the kitchen…..around food……????

    • DV S1EOG

      For the food or the dildo?

  • ozconservative

    Chris Matthews is googling “pink dildos for sale” as we speak.

    • Orlando Cee

      Maybe that’s where “Tingles” Matthews gets his tingly feeling from?

  • Roto

    – Haven’t you ever put your dildo on the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet?
    – Now THAT’S an Improvised Explosive Device…
    – That gives a whole new meaning to KitchenAid…
    – “Huh? Oh, that…. I’m just letting it thaw out.”

    I’ll be here all week….

    • mapache

      be careful of accidental discharges

    • Kevin Krom

      Sometimes, you just want a cold one.

  • $7610427

    1. That’s a BIG dildo!
    2. Who keeps a dildo on top of the fridge???

  • sleazyrider

    Obviously too small to be Michael Moores…right color though..

  • Brent Guthrie

    He’s not practicing proper assault dildo storage.
    Not in a secure dildo safe and no trigger locks?

  • http://twitter.com/CDChambers62 Chris Chambers

    Guess this guy is afraid he might run outta bananas.

    • Miss Clairee

      …..or cucumbers!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Or Eggplants… Or Zucchini Squash… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • William Patrick Pond

    I keep mine in the freezer where it belongs!

  • SanDiegoMerchantServices

    I thought this was another story about Michael Moore

  • $23639361

    isn’t that the libtard AHole (I know, redundant), that was hoping the Boston bomber was a white guy?? sirota??

  • Silenttype78

    Y’all ….that’s just nasty as hell .

  • Tom Anderson

    Isn’t that special…

  • mapache

    Oh, That’s where it is! I was looking for that!

  • NixTyranny

    Why is everybody so cocksure that is what they think it is?

  • captaingrumpy

    This is the picture of the staff room at your local liberal primary school.

  • captaingrumpy

    This is the picture of the staff room at your local liberal primary school.