Authorities reportedly have ‘dark-skinned’ suspect in Boston Marathon bombing; David Sirota hardest hit

Salon’s David Sirota inspired the #Siroting meme when he hoped that the Boston Marathon bomber was a white guy. On Wednesday, CNN reported that a suspect in the bombing is a “dark-skinned male.” CNN and the Associated Press report that  an arrest has been made and the suspect is in custody. [Update: The FBI and Boston Police Department say no arrests have been made as of Wednesday afternoon.]

Quick, someone check on David. And bring a supply of clean undies.

Hope springs eternal:

Tan, white or “dark-skinned,” we hope the bomber is brought to justice soon.

  • NotaLemming

    Someone get his shoe laces and belt…. on second thought.

  • Cy

    Still love how the left is always focused on race and yet right wingers are the “racist” ones. Actually, no, I hate that because most of the country just accepts the BS lines they’re fed so they actually believe it.

    • Elaine

      They did report that a dark skinned suspect was in custody and being transported to the courthouse. Why do feds say Boston Police were mistaken now?

    • lainer51

      that is how Barry got elected…

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  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Acolytes of David Sirota:

    Escort Mr. Sirota into a darkened quiet room. Remove his belt and shoelaces. Monitor

  • Orlando Cee

    “Tan, white or ‘dark-skinned,’ we hope the bomber is brought to justice soon.”

    Amen to that.

    Ultimately, what counts is getting this person off the streets so that he/she can’t do this anymore.

  • marcellucci

    David Sirota overheard today offering suspect a chemical peel……

  • mach5motorsport

    somewhere, David Sirota is in a corner of his of his office in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth.

    • Rulz

      Either that, or doing a fantastic impression of Islamic Rage Boy.

  • Luke Givens

    I’m so sorry to interrupt your frenetic circle jerking over the fact the suspect is “dark skinned” but there were plenty of retaliations not only against Muslims/Arabs but even Sikhs after 9/11. Attacks against random groups of whites after, say, the Oklahoma City bombing? Not so much. So yeah, there are good practical reasons to have hoped the attacker was white. But your juvenile insults about David Sirota for pointing that out are just so darned cute.

    • Ronald Green

      Way to play your race card and defend your pathetic ‘hero’ at the same time.

    • wwbdinct

      Look you little troll. It shouldn’t matter in the least what color this monster’s skin is. We should all be distraught over what happened not what his ethnicity is. It’s only you all on the left that make it about RACE, RACE, RACE….. The problem, in a nutshell, with you whack jobs is that you are always LIBERALS first – Americans last!

    • Billie Slash

      Did your pals at the Jihadi Bomb School pressure you to post this asinine observation? Go strap one on and fuck off.

    • Corey Dennison

      Shorter Luke Givens: “Whaaaaaahhhhhhhh!”

    • DrSamHerman

      Better get your colorectal surgeon to de-impact your twisted undies, Luke.

  • DurkaDurka

    I have no idea who this guy is.

  • LinTaylor

    Someone better tell Michael Moore before he starts spouting off more inane arithmetic.

    • Rulz

      I don’t know, that’s pretty taxing for the left. :)

    • E Quilibrate

      But– But .. It’s all he knows.

    • Billie Slash

      Moore’s still a useful tool. I ‘heard’ he’s agreed to lease his azzhole in place of a pressure-cooker.

    • lainer51

      yea sure, like he has the brain power to add….

  • Ronald Green

    Sorry David but it seems the ‘unsustainable government spending’ is mostly to do with the current administration. ‘Civil liberties’ you’re all for them… well except for those pesky 2nd and 4th Amendments. Can you say ‘liberal hypocrite’? There I knew you could.

    • E Quilibrate

      I wasn’t sure one could use “liberal” and “hypocrite” independent
      of each other.

  • $472942

    Hey, maybe for Sirota’s sake and sanity we should just let this guy go and grab the nearest white guy. do you think that would make me feel better?

  • Rob Stevely

    Sirota is praying its George Hamilton.

    • E Quilibrate

      John Boehner?

      • Rob Stevely

        Hes more orange than dark.

  • $23290309

    Before today no one had ever heard of David Sirota. He’s pretty good at self promotion.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Dark-skinned: When Sitora’s girly fist turns into a flat out bitch slapping…..

  • radicallyalyssa

    If there was something I do hope for, it’s that the bomber is NOT an American. I hate to see Americans causing such terror to unsuspecting civilians.

    • Billie Slash

      Well, it works for Obama…..

  • Tom Anderson

    I can’t believe that we have sunk so low in our society that media prays for a certain type of terrorist just to further their political agenda. SMH

    • Orlando Cee

      You’d never hear Walter Cronkite saying anything like that when he was alive.

      Journalism has reached a point where it is no longer about finding the truth–it’s more about promoting an agenda.

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    Dark skinned male. Was it John Boener? George Hamilton? That David Hasselhof guy from Bay Watch?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Please tell me he bought the pressure cooker with an EBT card and used his Obamaphone to detonate the devices.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Ok, well I read his article. He does have a point, but really, he should just be saying “I hope it’s not a Muslim.” I mean, it could be a black American; no one takes the Black Israelites seriously. The worst they’d get if that happened would be “Oh…you guys…:).” Actually, now that I think about it, I hope it’s a black guy. The government never tries to make overarching legislation based on black crime. Look at Chicago.

  • chetnapier

    they can only push so far until they get more angry white guys than they want

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    We could only hope he’d off himself and leave the rest of humanity in peace.