Oh dear: Half-naked woman busts in on S.C. State House presser [photo, video]

Welp, this is something you don’t see every day:

Which is probably a good thing.

Duly noted.

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Update:

According to WISTV.com, the press conference was about an anti-litter campaign. The woman has been identified as Monica Dixon, 42.

In case the photos aren’t enough, video is available here.

 

  • TheAmishDude

    That is just plain cruel. Tell, don’t show.

  • https://gigglescreativecorner.com/Production/ E L Frederick

    Ain’t nobody got time to get fully dressed….

    • SpinMeNot

      Ain’t got enough fabric to get fully dressed …

      Gads, did we really need that picture?

      • Miss Clairee

        Oh Hell! Little did I know my Mama got arrested today, til I got on Twitchy!

      • Mike G.

        Damn…Don’t they give out eye bleach when they post pictures like this?

      • ceemack

        My eyes! My eyes!

    • hrhoward

      There is no way in hell I am going to click on the video link.

  • Hep

    Here’s one woman who desperately needs a professional brassiere fitting.

    • froggy19510

      Or a box to hide in. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

    • DeBaliviere

      Or a gimp mask fitting.

    • PeriMedic

      Thought the same thing. Lift those puppies up, and you take 10 years and 10 pounds off your appearance :)

  • Blake Waymire

    Can we please get someone hot to do this next time?

    • http://twitter.com/Plantman7 Dave Miller

      She’s not hot? Lmfao! What a beaut!

      • Paladin

        BBW!

        • Zane Henry

          does that stand for Barf, Barf, Wash up?

    • froggy19510

      Hot people don’t do things like this. Just pathetic loosers.

      • thetreyman

        check out the FEMEN topless/nude protestors. they’re not all gems but they are all better than this.

        • froggy19510

          No thatnks. I’ve seen quite enough. 8)

    • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

      I’m not sure what the scenario here is, but a lot of times people who specialize in the nude aren’t what I would consider “hot”.

      And lust is a bad thing, but I have to say I’m not really feeling it here 😡

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Drdr-Jojo/100000628834074 Drdr Jojo

    sometimes you just have to laugh… then wonder ‘what the heck happened to our country.’

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Drdr-Jojo/100000628834074 Drdr Jojo

    Maybe that is her ‘Beyonce’ knock-off outfit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Drdr-Jojo/100000628834074 Drdr Jojo
      • Zane Henry

        I just threw up in my mouth a little.

      • SpinMeNot

        I’m sorry, but the old adage, “fool me twice” comes to mind … no way in hell am I clicking on that link.

        • E Quilibrate

          And I don’t think you’re being over cautious.

        • Zane Henry

          it’s just Beyonce in that awful nude-look dress. nothing, i guess, inappropriate. just hard on the eyes.

          • SpinMeNot

            I’ve seen all I need to see of Ms. Knowles recently — thanks for the info tho.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Drdr-Jojo/100000628834074 Drdr Jojo

          Yeah, I understand. It is just an article showing Beyounce’s ‘nude body’ costume she wore on her latest tour. She needs to become a stripper and preform for adults only crowds. She is not a role model for the young girls.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Nope, no way am I going there.

  • Ronald Green

    I’m scarred for life now, could have gone all year without seeing that.

    • SpinMeNot

      Well, its readily apparent you are a true conservative — a liberal would be screaming about filing a lawsuit against twitchy, Ms. Malkin, the photographer and Al Gore (because he invented the internet …)

      • TheOriginalDonald

        Don’t give them any ideas! 😉

      • E Quilibrate

        Methinks ya hit all the high spots with that one.

      • Miss Clairee

        Her FUPA ought to file a lawsuit, cause that thing ain’t nothin’ but CRIMINAL!

        • SpinMeNot

          Ok, the old fart had to look up FUPA … and then I had to get a towel to clean the cider off my tablet …

          thanks for that … wow, there are days when learning new things really isn’t a good thing … gads … wow …

          • Miss Clairee

            Now, look up Meat Curtain! Again, I’m so proud to be a South Carolinian right now!

      • Aaron O J

        I’m thinking about suing all of them for using that assault picture on my eyeballs.

    • thetreyman

      i now regret clicking on this story having now seen that pic. and i dont think we need a video of this twitchy.

    • Miss Clairee

      (Spoken in my distinct Southern Accent) I’m so proud to be a South Carolinian right now! Hell, they say guns are the problem but I say all-you-can-eat buffets are the real problem. Where’s Moochelle and the BMI police when you need them? Huh?

  • arttie

    Perhaps we should introduce her to Anthony.

  • froggy19510

    Baby got back. Saggy back and stuff. What a hoot!

    • Cajun

      Baby got mo’ front than back. I see two dunlops, two more and she can outfit my dozer trailer.

      • froggy19510

        Sombody told her “if ya got it flaunt it” and she believed them.

        • 1SkepticalChick

          Only she thought they said “flop”, not flaunt.

  • TEXANONLY

    Looks like she is eating good off of her ebt card.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      My state did recently back off a bill to disallow junk food purchases on EBT. Perhaps this was more ill advised than anyone knew…

    • E Quilibrate

      I think she ate all the furniture –and the ebt card.

    • Miss Clairee

      I didn’t know you could buy Stunnah Shades with an EBT card. Those sunglasses are really quite fashionable……the undies, not so much!

  • CynicOwl

    Someone needs a candy shell.

    • Zane Henry

      Ok, you win the prize for rueful laugh of the day

  • disqus_eric

    I bet she feels like a BIG girl now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    OH MY!!!!

  • CatHerder

    That’s something I don’t wanna see any day!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    I may not trust Twitchy for a while.

    • Stone Bryson

      A little warning would have been nice, no?

      • SpinMeNot

        *can’t resist …, apologies in advance*

        I think a WHOLE LOT of warning would have been in order …

        • Stone Bryson

          Hehehe Spin shoots… Spin scores!

      • sgreum

        “half naked” was a dead give away for me 😀 but still… *shudder*

        • Stone Bryson

          Hehehe very true, but sometimes ‘half-naked’ is full of goodness. This, unfortunately, was just full.

          • Miss Clairee

            Do NOOOOT pull her finger!

          • Stone Bryson

            OK Clairee THAT made me actually laugh out loud… :-)

          • Miss Clairee

            Her butt cheeks are a full-on homeland terror attack waitin’ to happen! Can you imagine the flatulence comin’ out of that thing? Enough to singe the hairs off of many up to four miles away!

          • Stone Bryson

            Well NOW I’m imagining it… thanks a lot! 😉

            At least now we know where Saddam hid the WMDs all those years ago… South Carolina.

          • Miss Clairee

            Mystery solved!

        • CherDash

          It does say “How About No” on the picture at the top of the page. That should give people a hint…

      • thetreyman

        well the bear in the pic did say “how about no”.

        • CherDash

          Just saw this, ya beat me to it!

        • Stone Bryson

          Forgive me if the words ‘half-naked’ distracted me from the photo of a bear in distress. I was channeling my inner Neanderthal for a moment… 😉

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      you are preaching to the choir buddy

    • Miss Clairee

      Look real close, Gloves. I think she sharted herself!

  • Sua Sponte

    Would have been nice to have a NSFA (not safe for anyone), do not proceed for what will be seen cannot be un-seen caveat…..can’t seem to get enough windex into my eyes…

  • Garth Haycock

    Why can’t femen ever show up in this country?

  • The_Hiking_Guy

    Why is it ALWAYS the “Fat Chick”??? . . .

  • Sam

    The bear pic used for the headline was hysterical!

  • Michelle

    She’s only 42? I’m downloading this picture and saving it on my desktop. The next time I wonder if I’m aging well (I’m 46), I’ll spend a few moments with this picture to answer that question.

    • Clayton Grant

      You could just ask us!

  • journogal

    So, is she for or against the anti-litter campaign? Also, if you are going to do something like this, try to make sure your bra and panties match. I have to admit, I am happy she is wearing said bra and panties.

    • Adela Wagner

      Against! After all, she left a trail of clothes behind her. Probably just got too hot there in SC. Hard work carrying a heavy load around. And YES, while she is clearly disturbed (?) at least she did have a moment of clarity and put on undergarments, lucky the police stepped in when they did, or they too may have been added to the litter pile….AACCK!

      • journogal

        Hope no police man had to give her a cavity search…

        • Adela Wagner

          well, you know those Obama phones should not be allowed in the jailhouse. Gotta search those nooks and crannies.

          • journogal

            Ew Ew Ew….

    • E Quilibrate

      Aaargh, the humanity.

    • Miss Clairee

      I’ll guaran-dang-tee you our tax dollars paid for said bra and panties somehow!

  • fishydude

    I hope it want right before or right after lunch time. The former would have killed restaurant sales. The latter would have caused quite a mess. :)

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness
  • Stone Bryson

    For the love of Herman Cain, I was about to eat some pizza – now I’ll never get it to go down! Why, Twitchy? WHYYYYYY?????

  • http://twitter.com/LNSmithee L.N. Smithee

    The man at the podium had a GREAT ad-lib: “You got littering of all shapes and sizes, I’m telling y’all right now…”

  • BoscoBolt

    OMG – those poor cops – they had to actually touch her – the stuff of nightmares.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Okay, I really did NOT need to see that.

    • thetreyman

      too bad. we all had to see it and now you have to live with it too.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    When I saw ‘half-naked woman’ in the description I got excited and clicked the link, needless to say my excitement is gone.

    • pinkelephant22

      HaHaHa.. you poor guy 😉

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        thanks, I need the sympathy ;(

    • RblDiver

      At least PETA protesters tend to be better-looking indeed 😛 Heck, this woman’s even worse than Code Pinkers, and that’s tough to do!

      • thetreyman

        my favorite protestors are the FEMEN topless/nude protestors.

    • SpinMeNot

      I’m afraid mine is gone forever … well, on the other hand, doesn’t Obamacare cover the little blue pill?

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        The size of the pill needed for that would be considered a choking hazard.

      • E Quilibrate

        “little” blue pill, blindfold, gunny sack, quart of scotch,
        Still not sure that gets the job done.

    • E Quilibrate

      Along with your lunch?

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        I would but she ate all my lunch

        • Miss Clairee

          Actually, I think she stored half your lunch under her right breast. You know, a little snack for later. No need for a microwave. Under that tig-ol-bitty, that stored snack will be plenty warm!

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            lol, now I really am about to lose my lunch.

        • E Quilibrate

          One should have been able to anticipate that. Thanks

    • thetreyman

      look up the FEMEN protestors to counter what you saw here. they are much better.

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        Ahem………..thank you

    • Miss Clairee

      Donna Brazile, is that you? Where’s your purple wig?

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        that can’t be her because she doesn’t have her Obamaphone on her tweeting nonsense.

        • Miss Clairee

          So true Ben. My bad!

    • Miss Clairee

      Stop making fun of people with Noassatall Syndrome! (No-ass-at-all)

  • DeBaliviere

    Michelle cut off her bangs!

  • brewerandpatriot

    That there is called a blue ribbon winner!

  • socalcon

    OK. Who, among you, haven’t overslept once and forgotten an article of clothing?

  • capisce

    Some much needed levity. Crashing an anti-litter presser- that’s some eye litter right there!

  • AMSilver

    “In case the photos aren’t enough, video is available here.”

    And what have you got available in case the photos were too much?

    • SpinMeNot

      “And that detective, is the correct question.”

  • Wes

    what’s she hiding in the bottom of her panties,thats surely not her.

    • DeBaliviere

      The urban dictionary calls that a “gunt.”

  • Steve_J

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

  • Kingofthehill

    If obama had a mother it would look just like her… LOL

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBeq0i03bg Booker

    Man, that’s nasty.

  • thomas moore

    uh photos are MORE than enough. In fact, ENOUGH already.

  • Andy Rigo

    She’s so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to take two trips!

  • Clayton Grant

    Was she charged with having 200 pounds of crack?

    • E Quilibrate

      Now that there is funny, I don’t care who ya are.

  • Ntr

    Judging by the color of her “clothing”, looks like the economy has hurt Code Pink’s clothing choices.. 😀

    • journogal

      Damn that sequester!

  • J.N. Ashby

    Ew.

  • journogal

    Gives new meaning to “put on your big girl panties…”

    • E Quilibrate

      I think you should use all caps to convey that idea.

    • Miss Clairee

      Yeah! Put on your reeeeaaallllly big girl panties!

  • TheOriginalDonald

    GAH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PASS ME A TANKERFUL OF EYE BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    I find it ironic that she is an anti-litter activist who apparently left her clothes littered somewhere.

  • E Quilibrate

    Mind bleach—puhleeze. I was really expecting something else.
    Me, the eternal optomist.

  • 1SkepticalChick

    She took her clothes off and crashed the State House PC? Over trash? There gotta be a link there. If you look hard enough you can find it. I’ll wait here.

  • Guest

    “Yo momma’s so fat”…ppl’s was calling 911 to not have McDonalds give her anymore chicken McNuggets.

  • Jedd McHead

    Yowzers… that photo could be used as a cure for a Viagra overdose.

  • Canadian in USA

    “In case the photos aren’t enough, video is available here.”

    Um…no thanks.

  • Tom Anderson

    Doesn’tanyone own a mirror anymore? Please excuse me while I go gouge out mine eyes.

  • Tom Anderson

    They really needed to put a Warning, disturbing graphic content on this one.

  • ObnoxiousNox

    WOW! I guess they did free Willy, but he came back

  • Wishsong

    Lived in Columbia for a couple years. This does not surprise me in the least.

  • Right Wired

    is that Shelia Jackson!?

  • Right Wired

    De jabba no badda

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Oh lemme guess! If you find that pic unappealing, you’re a RAAAAAAACIST!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    whew! need brain-bleach, brain-shout, brain-ajax, brain-oxy-clean, brain-peroxide, and brain-paint stripper after seeing that photo……looks like she was busting out while she was busting in

  • HARP2

    10 lbs of crap in a 5 lb bag.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      More like 300 lbs…Jawamax 8<{D}

  • BigRed

    I hope that squad car had reinforced shocks.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    I was gonna make a “Fat Albert” joke, but that would be an insult to Bill Cosby… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • DrSamHerman

    Wide angle lens?

  • Rob Stevely

    Shes got enough fabric there to cover 4 people but on her its half naked.

  • j p

    It was a staged false flag attack to bolster Mayor Bloomberg’s attempts at passing culinary laws.

  • John Taznar

    Guys, time for a little honesty.

    If the picture wasn’t there, we would have just googled it.

    Even if we were told what was in the picture, we still would have googled it… if for no other reason than to confirm we really didn’t want to see it.

    We’re kinda funny that way. So thanks Twitchy, for saving me a couple seconds and just getting it over with.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    WILL SOMEONE TELL LENA DUNHAM TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON????????????????????????