TWSS-bait: Drudge scores giggles with headline on Anthony Weiner comeback

The Weiner tease is over. The New York Times Magazine published its much-hyped profile of disgraced perv Anthony Weiner Wednesday morning.

Twitterers aren’t really standing at attention.

Drudge Report to the rescue with some grade-A “that’s what she said”-bait.

The day?

Looks like those “Erect Weiner for Mayor!” stickers are going to come in handy.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    The Tweetmaster figures it’s only a matter of time for the public to forget his scandal now that Slick Willie is on Twitter. What will Willie do?

    • ICOYAR

      Time will never come for that. This dick’s name is stuck on him permanently. He simply sucks at everything. Of course, he is extremely cocky. All in all, this guy is nuts.

  • Maxx

    Weiner will dip his cigar (oops, wrong Democrat), make that hat… into the race by announcing his candidacy on Adult Friend Finder.

    • skiddlydo

      on the back of a big gulp cup at 7-11

  • CatHerder

    I hear Viagra is starting a Super-Pac in his name.

  • carla5731

    Maybe the men of America should start tweeting their crotch shots TO Anthony Weiner and that will force him back into hiding.

  • arttie

    As Mayor of NYC, I can see him throwing out the opening pitch with a plumped up ball park hotdog in the other hand

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      OHHH!!!!!!!!!! #TheSopranos ZING!! POW!! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    No surprise. Any aging male will tell you a Weiner needs a period of rest before it is ready to go back to work, doing what it does best.

  • Avey Owyns

    There are well known mega-church pastors who’ve hired male hookers, molested/raped young boys, and spread HIV among the women in their congregation and these men are welcomed back into the fold with open arms.

    If such behaviour can happen in THE CHURCH, the salt of the world, then why not in secular politics???

    Even after Weiner is being made fun of, I’m almost certain that he’ll find a place back in politics again.

    • carla5731

      As an American citizen and a woman, I don’t want to contact any government representative about policy, particularly a member of Congress, and have to worry about receiving a crotch shot in response. He abused his public office by turning it into a sexting trolling ground.

      You may be right that no one will stop him from running for office again. Look at Ted Kennedy; he killed a woman and then served in the Senate for decades.

    • John

      Sources, please??

      • Avey Owyns

        You’re on the internet. Look for them yourself. Only the lazy, those afraid of discovering the truth for themselves, ask for sources while simultaneously using the greatest source of information in history.

        Over the last decade, the black church especially has been rife with controversy: Bishop Eddie Long is the pastor who is accused of raping young boys in his church and Ted Haggard is the one who was caught hiring male hookers.

        You and the seven other people who thumbed me down are proof that liberals do not have a monopoly on stupid.

      • Avey Owyns

        You’re on the internet. Look for them yourself. Only the lazy, those afraid of discovering the truth for themselves, ask for sources while simultaneously using the greatest source of information in history.

        Over the last decade, the black church especially has been rife with controversy: Bishop Eddie Long is the pastor who is accused of raping young boys in his church and Ted Haggard is the one who was caught hiring male hookers.

        You and the seven other people who thumbed me down are proof that liberals do not have a monopoly on stupid.

    • peteee363

      so the fact a sitting congressman did:
      sent explicit photos to a woman who was not his pregnant wife.
      lied about sending them.
      accused andew breitbart of creating the whole scandal.
      then finally admitted to the whole big fat lie, does not bother you? you must be a democrat!

      • Harry A

        you cant honestly thing Avey Owyns is democrat, or perhaps you just havent seen her posts before. also if you read what she said she at no point condoned his actions, all she said was basically if a church pastor is welcomed back youd be naive to think Weiner wont be able to stage a successful comeback. and considering that Mark Sanford is most likely soon to be returning to congress with CONSERVATIVE support, her point seems quite valid.

        • Avey Owyns

          THANK YOU!

        • Avey Owyns

          THANK YOU!

      • trixiewoobeans

        But SHAME SHAME SHAME on McConnell’s campaign staff for referencing Ashley Judd’s mental problems!

      • Avey Owyns

        I’m a conservative. I was commenting on how easily people disregard the evil of their leaders, you fool.

      • Avey Owyns

        I’m a conservative. I was commenting on how easily people disregard the evil of their leaders, you fool.

      • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

        She’s no liberal, Mr. Pete.

    • © Sponge

      Wow. Got links to that? I’ve heard of some prostitution and the child molestation, but spreading HIV around and welcomed back with open arms?!? New one on me.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Yeah,,, Probably up New York’s butt, with Herr Bloomberg (SEIG HEIL!), Dinky Dave, and Abe Beam… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • © Sponge

    Its really sad that when a Republican disgraces themselves, their careers are over. But when a liberal does it, they’re a rockstar and continue to live the 1% life with no consequence.

    • shimauma

      remember, the party that denied God in their platform, but applauds murdering unborn babies really doesn’t have a moral standard to disgrace.

      • © Sponge

        Good point.

      • © Sponge

        Good point.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    “Erect Weiner for Mayor” ….Bumper sticker seen in Chinatown, Lower Manhattan… ZING! POW!! BLAM!! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • trixiewoobeans

      HA HA!

  • Frank Drebin

    To ingratiate himself to New Yorkers and show his love for the city, I hear he’s going to have his picture placed on Walgreen’s digital billboard high atop Times Square, with the slogan –

    WEINER’S NUTS OVER NEW YORK

    • trixiewoobeans

      Please no.

  • http://twitter.com/ggranello Vito Andolini

    His campaign package is firming up.

  • trixiewoobeans

    The Weiner is UP and pointing toward Washington! Can he pierce the barrier of condemnation and thrust toward his ultimate goal, grinding back-and-forth with resistant constituents, wrestling with their objections, overcoming them in the end, and climaxing in a victory?

  • Guest

    The pervy little pissant is definitely qualified for public office in that state.
    If the world required an enema,
    the hose would be inserted in Noo Yawk.

  • SorryJeffersonWeTried

    Weiner is soft on morality, family values

  • SorryJeffersonWeTried

    Weiner not big enough to just go away

  • Jeremy

    That is one of the funniest headlines ever way to go Drudge.

  • 3seven77

    Is there something wrong with being a homosexual?

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Project much?

  • trixiewoobeans

    OHHHH! Now there’s RULES for homosexuals! Gotcha!

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Apparently the moderators at Twitchy don’t like people pointing out that Matt Drudge is gay. Why is that?

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Today Out Magazine placed Drudge at #21 on its list of the “50 Most Powerful Gay People In America.” Apple CEO TIm Cook is #1. http://www.out.com/2013/04/10/whos-top-power-list-2013#slide-21

  • trixiewoobeans

    Well, when they’ve got YOU as “The Great Alleged ‘Out-e-Nator’ Cause I -Say -So And Besides A Magazine Told Me So -It -Must- Be -True!”, you’re lacking a leetle credibility, and that’s just for starters!

  • trixiewoobeans

    Well, when they’ve got YOU as “The Great Alleged ‘Out-e-Nator’ Cause I -Say -So And Besides A Magazine Told Me So -It -Must- Be -True!”, you’re lacking a leetle credibility, and that’s just for starters!

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Uh, Drudge being gay isn’t exactly a secret even if he never acknowledges it. Use your Google Machine. You appear to have access to one.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Uh, Drudge being gay isn’t exactly a secret even if he never acknowledges it. Use your Google Machine. You appear to have access to one.

  • trixiewoobeans

    So, I’m curious. As “The Great Alleged Out-e-Nator,” do you wear some kind of a costume, like tights and a cape? Maybe the cape has some kind of emblem, like a closet door swinging open? As for that “Google” you speak of, why would I want to google something that has no bearing on the subject at hand? SHEESH!

  • trixiewoobeans

    So, I’m curious. As “The Great Alleged Out-e-Nator,” do you wear some kind of a costume, like tights and a cape? Maybe the cape has some kind of emblem, like a closet door swinging open? As for that “Google” you speak of, why would I want to google something that has no bearing on the subject at hand? SHEESH!

  • JoeMyGodNYC
  • trixiewoobeans

    It’s not nice to lie, Joe. You may have some costumes, but they’re not the totally awesome one I just described, and I’d better not see some character on the news dressed up like that, Joe, or I’ll know you stole my idea! I’ll KNOW it’s JoeMyGodNYC!

  • trixiewoobeans

    It’s not nice to lie, Joe. You may have some costumes, but they’re not the totally awesome one I just described, and I’d better not see some character on the news dressed up like that, Joe, or I’ll know you stole my idea! I’ll KNOW it’s JoeMyGodNYC!