"That's tax deductible." #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear—
Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) April 10, 2013
We ♥ this. We ♥ this bad. And so do Ellen’s followers:
We just hope Ellen wasn’t expecting flowers from Warren Buffett next Valentine’s Day … or from the actual President. But even without the flowers, Ellen is doing fine. As a comedian, every funny thing she posts on Twitter is tax deductible:
Shirts? Tax deductible!
Farms? Tax deductible!
Lazy baby kangaroos? Tax deductible!
Jealous yet, Elizabeth Warren?