Man, the aliens really abducted a lot of American workers last month.—
(@jimgeraghty) April 05, 2013
Hey, look, it’s another “unexpectedly” crappy jobs report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. How bad is it?
That’s some recovery!
Like a record, baby!
Out: Recovery summer. In: Sequester spring!
Never mind that even if the sequester was to blame, it’s Obama’s sequester. Spin! Spin until you’re dizzy!
The White House is blaming sequestration too.