Let him be clear: Vice President Joe Biden literally, not figuratively, means literally

Kudos to ABC News’ Rick Klein for a shining example of truth in reporting: no one cares what else Vice President Joe Biden had to say today. The AP’s Josh Lederman seems to have some idea what Biden was talking about.

If we understand correctly, the vice president was speaking in support of legislation that would increase the number of green cards awarded to immigrants studying in the United States who graduate with advanced degrees in science, technology, engineering and mathematics, or STEM. If Biden has his way, those green cards will be attached physically to the diploma with a staple — not stuffed in an envelope together or paper clipped, but literally stapled.

We think that was the context. That, or this.

  • Steve_J

    “Literally, I mean this literaly. Not figuratively, literally.” Stand up and let the people see you Chuck.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Hey, Pops Donahue!

    You made the bigtime on Twitchy. Literally.

  • waltermitty2012

    Literally, one of the worst Vice Presidents ever. Not Figuratively. Literally.

    • arttie

      He takes after his boss, literally and figuratively.

      • angeleyez

        Michelle, I did NOT have EYE BALL SEX with that woman, literally.
        Now, let’s forget about all that and put that wig on.

        • Miss Clairee

          If you like it, then you shoulda put a wig on it, If you like then you shoulda put a wig on it…Oh oh oh….

          • Catchance

            Omigosh, I nearly spewed my coke over my keyboard. Laugh. Out. Loud.

            Literally, not figuratively.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The saddest part is that Dan Quayle, not Plugs, will retain the title of being the “dumbest” VP in history, even though Scranton Joe gives us comedy gold every single day…literally.

      • radicallyalyssa

        “Plugs.” LOLOL

    • grais

      Which one was literally worse?

  • Miss Clairee

    Ohhhhh, I don’t know Mr. Biden. Literally, are those staples produced in a “green” factory cause it they aren’t I’m going to tell all the figurative “green freaks” to literally tweet protest you….cause that’s a looooott of staples??????

  • Linda Snodgrass

    he is such a douche

  • maplebob23

    He is, literally, not figuratively, Job Biden is literally the best the Democrat Party has to offer.

  • Adi

    Joey Plugs learnt a new word and right now he’s using it with every occasion. Literally.

    • PatriotRG

      Its like Ferrell in “Anchorman” He kept u sing the fraze “When in Rome..” always out of context!

  • kim

    Literally an idiot. Not figuratively, literally.

  • TocksNedlog

    Q: Why did Joe Biden cross the road?
    A: Because he was literally stapled to the chicken.

  • bidentime

    It sounds like he’s “deadly earnest” on this, and I mean that literally, not figuratively, literally.

  • tony30088

    Tonight, liberals across this nation are scratching their heads wondering why Uncle Joe said the same thing three times. Literally; not figuratively; literally.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      It’s like he was being redundant, repeating himself, saying the same thing over and over….literally.

  • Maxx

    Picture Joe’s brain as the front door and well, you get the rest. It’s almost comical the depths to which liberals will go to apologize for this tool’s ignorance.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Figures aren’t literal but Biden can literally figure.

  • littleones

    Just wanted to be sure no one confused it with ‘liberally’

  • Sakemoto

    Why do we continue to elect senile people to run the country? We have Reid, Biden and Feinstein and look where it’s gotten us.

  • socalcon

    Bless Uncle Joe’s heart. He makes Quayle look like a MENSA member.

  • socalcon

    Can’t wait for the Dem Primaries leading to 2016. Hillary is in for a real battle. Literally, not figuratively, literally.

  • Zefal

    Literally, Choo Choo Joe has no brain. Not figuratively, but literally.

  • Jack

    Biden was overheard telling Obama, ” you gotta watch how you talk to bitches!!”

  • neoface

    That was deep, especially coming from Biden! All you morons voted for dumb and dumber 2012, and the joke is on the American people!!!!

  • Rusty Jewell

    His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Literally, not figuratively