#AskFLOTUS redux? Careful what you wish for: Journo asks for questions for Michelle Obama

Oh dear. Remember what happened last time a tweet request was made for questions for Michelle Obama? We do! Here is a reminder:

So far, only a lone “OMG bangs” question has come in.

Will there be more? Stay tuned!

Editor’s note: The title was amended to include the hashtag.



  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Are you embarrassed by your life of excess in hard times?

    Why did you surrender your law license? Why did Barack?

    Why did they triple your salary at the hospital in Chicago to $327,000 when Barack became a Senator and what did you do to merit that?
    Did you show up occasionally?

    Why do you have 28 highly paid assistants? What do they assist you in?

    As you know, Barack is a corrupt failure. Why did he demonize a far better man to stay in office when he obviously can’t do the job? Is he patriotic?
    The country is suffering. Do you care? Does Barack?

    How do you stay in such great shape?!! Never mind.

    • Carol Lightfoot

      They make much more money living off the tax payers as “public servants” cough cough choke choke!!

    • IronButterfly

      Do you think my butt looks big in these jeans?

  • Scott Carroll

    Why do you hate fat children?

    • SpinMeNot

      lol, I had to read that twice … first time was “Why do you eat fat children?”

      • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

        …..NOM NOM NOM………BURP!

      • Grumpa Grumpus

        b/c the marbling makes them very tender and juicy…

      • lainer51

        that would be “dogs”, although nothing they do would surprise me.

    • Knotalibby

      Why does she hate white people? Why does she hate the middle class? What is it like to take a vacation you don’t have to pay for? Gosh, we could go on and on couldn’t we? Smug, hateful woman

    • Miss Clairee

      Why do you chew with your mouth open at every public event like you are scarfing food down for the first time in 2 weeks?

      Don’t you know that one week of your families’ expensive food at the White House would feed a homeless family for 2 months?

      Why do you hate fat people and think that it is your job to be the BMI police even though it is quite obvious you are not, nor WERE you ever, nor WILL you ever be a skinny-mini?

      • Grumpa Grumpus

        people chew w/their mouth open b/c it allows for faster eating…
        She’d never get past the 6th or 7th steer carcass she bolts for “first breakfast”.*

        *: yes, a hobbit reference…

  • SpinMeNot

    Would you prefer we eat cake, or something else?

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      {Michelle}………um, well.Cake is nice, in teeny little pieces…….NEXT QUESTION!!!

  • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

    When is your husband going to start telling the truth, re: Benghazi, the debt & deficit, Muslim Brotherhood, How he really feels about America. Why is he creating more spending if there is a sequestet? Can you and your husband ever tell the truth?

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      {Michelle} Next question….

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Christie/635482813 Chris Christie

      you forgot Fast & Furious

  • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

    Give one GOOD reason why Barack Obama should not be Impeached.

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      {Michelle} Because he has no skills, literally none. Oh wait…….Reggie Love! He can do Reggie Love. Eat Cake…..

  • $6565218

    Can you tell me how to recreate jetlag since you go on so many vacations? I can’t afford it since I am paying my bills and paying for your family’s vacations. I think if I could immerse myself in photos of Hawaii or Europe on the internet and then “jetlag myself” it would give me the feeling of having been somehwere.

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      {Michelle} You really need to apply yourself, more. You might be on to something there……..I will have one or two of my assistants send you some of our vacation photos. We just make them set the clocks to our schedule, and take drugs.

  • Openthreads

    Ask Ms. Obama if she feels guilty taking so many extravagant, expensive vacations that cost taxpayers so much money at the same time workers are being furloughed due to sequester and White House tours have been shut down because of lack of funds?

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      {Michelle} No

      • pajamakat

        Make that HELL no.

    • Openthreads

      @DeniseWhitetv deleted this comment from her Facebook page. I just resubmitted it.

  • http://profiles.google.com/danielmedicis Daniel Medicis

    Exactly HOW MANY assistants do you have and how much do they get paid? Can you give us a list of all the upcoming vacations you have planned this year? Do you ever feel guilty taking so many vacations while so many are suffering as a result of your husband’s policies?

  • oneword

    What makes you think we can all afford organic food?

  • Randall Hodge

    I thought Aragorn got you at the end of Fellowship of the Ring?

  • Knotalibby

    What was it about becoming the First Lady that made you suddenly think you’re stinking rich and deserve a luxury vacation every 3-4 weeks?

  • Carol Lightfoot

    Why are only your big donors from Hollywood allowed to visit the “people’s house”? When can we expect to hear the truth from you and your husband? BTW where are the bangs? They looked ridiculous!!

  • argram

    I hope the questions posed by Libloather & Joseph White get selected….I haven’t laughed so hard re anyone of the African-American race as I have about the Obama clowns! To answer Gloves Donahue Jr…she stays in shape by having PERSONAL TRAINERS at OUR EXPENSE…but they haven’ figured out how to reduce that derriere of hers….she might want to check the mirror once in a while before being so down on OBESE PEOPLE! She was headed in that direction until she became the First Lady…which meant she finally had the financial means to take care of her bode!

  • Diane Zaklad Neumann

    Which kind of dancing do you prefer: Dancing with Jimmy Fallon, pole dancing, or the tap dancing you will do when you try to answer these questions?

  • billkoch

    What is your feeling about liars?

  • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

    Sorry everyone……since none of my questions on the last ask FLOTUS hashtag party got an answer……..I decided to channel my first lady side. Apologies for my rudeness.

    • Garth Haycock

      No apology necessary because you weren’t rude.

  • hears_the_rest_of_the_story

    do you think about how your daughters will feel in the years to come when their father is known for being the biggest con and worst president of this country

  • ctmom

    What do you do with yourself when Barry and Reggie have “date-night”?

  • $22639970

    What kind of so-called journalists are too stupid to ask their own damn question? Are they really that timidly sycophantic?

  • luannmolloy

    How can you survive living with a disgusting narcissistic pig like Barack???

    • Garth Haycock

      Because she is a disgusting narcissistic pig.

  • sardiverdave

    Did you have to make even the Easter Egg Roll about yourself and your initiatives?

    Why can’t you and Barry travel together on a trip somewhere, instead of one of you leaving a couple of hours before the other?

    Most normal people would be embarrassed to inject themselves into every single aspect of the lives of Americans. Why aren’t you? Is it just preening narcissism or do you really believe you know more about how each one of us should live than we do? If the latter, where would that knowledge and wisdom come from?

  • gracepmc

    White pants. What were you thinking?

  • Adi

    Do you think it was for your lack of class you were not invited to the Royal Wedding?

    Do you still dislike Carla Bruni?

    Do you still dislike all “those white Irish Catholics” “holding all the power”?

  • Adela Wagner

    1) Not sure if I will be able to afford the Cake you expect us to be eating. Will Cake be the next big Entitlement program?

    2) Monsanto…REALLY?…REALLY?

  • Alice Thompson Ray Stephens

    I think you should confront her on why she was disbarred. And while you are at it you should ask her why her husband was disbarred and if extortion is an acceptable offense for a first lady of the United States of America and you should also ask her about her husbands citizenship. Just my opinion but I know there isn’t one news reporter out there with enough love for our country to try to get to the bottom of this and ask the hard questions. It was just a pipe dream for me to hear the answer. And if you would ask that question, you should not let her get away with any sidestepping. Make her answer it point blank….I would…would you?????

  • Steve_J

    How’s your garden growing?

  • plumberskid

    Who really fathered your children? You don’t really expect us to believe that Barry actually slept with you, do you? How do you feel about Valerie Jarrett spending more time with your husband than you do, or is this really just a marriage of convenience? Is that why you insist on separate vacatons (and such frequent ones at that)?

  • Jerry Kelley

    When the pledge of aligence is recited what do you do? When the national anthem is played what do you do?


    If I were to participate in this (I won’t as I want nothing to do with this Administration), I would relentlessly demand answers about Operation Fast and Furious and Benghazi.

  • gksnana

    You said Kenya was his home. He said Hawaii was his home. Who is telling the truth?

    • Guest

      I remember when Obama claimed Ireland was his ancestral homeland. Kenya believe anything that guy says?

  • KornKing

    Looks like everyone here is thinking “serious” questions. I’m thinking the intent was to generate questions like “what’s it like to be so cool”.

  • Golphin

    Will you be reprising your role from the original Star Wars movie?

  • Garth Haycock

    Again, who the hell do you think you are?

  • http://twitter.com/AnonymouseECat AnonyMouseECat

    Since my human can’t tour, I would like to tour the White House as a cat. Is that possible? If so, Please meow me back. Mouse E Cat.

  • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

    {Michelle} Yes

  • Sons Thunder

    Easy now, crazy jeans! WTF?