McConfucius: Meghan McCain's 'brave' (and nonsensical) Twitter proclamation sparks hilarity

Heh. But, wait … what?

Bless her precious heart! Is this what we can look forward to on her new show, “Raising McCain”? Meghan McCain once again took to Twitter to express her oh-so-deep thoughts. Dude. Where is Jack Handey when you need him?

Indeed. What does make sense, though? The ensuing side-splitting mockery.

Zing! Yes, plus, this:

Put the glass and the Twitter down, Meghan.


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  • Brett McMicken

    and, by fighter, she means she will attack conservatives

    • lainer51

      and food!

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Get into the Octagon, Meghan Boo Boo!-Rowdy Ronda Rousey

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    She’s like, totally not a lightweight!

    • SineWaveII

      …and yet she is, so watch out.

  • Kabong30

    Listen I don’t really know anything about this chick. She’s McCain’s kid? Whatever. But it was obviously a joke. I don’t like it when y’all pretend to be obtuse just to take a potshot.

    • Jillane Kent

      Meghan McCain has a long history of making rather incomprehensible and ignorant comments in public. Whether it is using “emoticon” instead of modicum or using “much more smarter” in all seriousness, it is nearly impossible to dismiss all missteps as humor. Apparently, this comment is an advertising meme. How, exactly, is this indicative of humor?

      • Kabong30

        I just don’t care. Why give her free space inside your head?

    • putthehammerdown

      All she’s gotta do, to not get any more of this flak, is to talk about something she has knowledge of.
      So why doesn’t she start doing,.. just that thing ?
      It’s all too simple : Her friggen last name.
      If her name was **Floozy Mc Floozelfly**, she’d just be one more ninny, that pays her cable bill.

    • TugboatPhil

      So she gets to joke but we don’t? I forgot, that’s the tolerant way of life. Good for me, but not thee.

    • Joseph A White

      And we are supposed to give 2 turds what YOU like, Kabong?? Bwahahahahahaha…snort..snort…you’re almost as funny as MeggieMac.

    • Kabong30

      Opinions and buttholes, friends. We all have them and most of them stink. I’m just as free to express it as anyone.

  • Steve_J

    If she’s a “lover and not a fighter, but she’s also a fighter”, does that make her a lighter?

    • JustLikeAnimals

      “I’m a fover not a lighter.”

  • PeterP

    Meghan is doing a mock up of the line from the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man Commercials: “I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I’m also a fighter so watch out.” Nothing much here.

    • PeterP

      It’s a joke, people.

      • Kevin Krom

        If you’re explaining, you’re losing. (Or in comedy: it isn’t funny.)

      • putthehammerdown

        ….yeah, and :
        1)You had to have been there….
        2) We’re just not ‘with it’ enough to have ‘gotten it’…..
        3) …or my favorite :”She’s just not that funny, or incisive, or attractive…….”

      • Jillane Kent

        Was it meant to be amusing, ironic, or make sense?

        • Kevin Krom

          See, it wouldn’t have been mocked if she said something like “I prefer to be a lover, not a fighter, but I can be a fighter too, so watch out!” That makes sense, is not logically incoherent, and is trite enough to have probably escaped notice.

          HOWEVER, Ms. McCain is play-acting at being a professional writer and journalist, so while this is clearly what she MEANT to say, the fact that she was unable to do so in a manner that didn’t make her look like an idiot is worthy of comment.

      • TugboatPhil

        Actually she is the joke.

    • arrow2010

      No it’s “I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I’m also a fighter so don’t get any ideas”.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    What she meant to say……….
    “I’m a Conservative, not a liberal, but I’m also a liberal, so watch it”……………

    Don’t worry Meggy, we know what fairweather “friends” look like………

  • Steve_J

    I’m sure she’s too deep for most of us. It has to be her way of commenting on the duality of man. Either that or she pocket tweeted the entire thing.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      The blessings of not being a technophile-Phil “Duck Commander” Robertson

  • Jillane Kent

    Meghan McCain’s graduation from Columbia, thankfully, has given my daughter pause about applying there.

    • TugboatPhil

      There is a wide selection of Youtube videos about Columbia students and their activities, especially their tolerance of Conservative speakers, which should send a sane person sprinting away from their campus.

      • Jillane Kent

        Actually, the irony of their admonitions to consider the environment and not print out emails juxtaposed with their daily mailings, finally made her realize how ridiculous the college was.

        • TugboatPhil

          She’s off to a good start already. Best wishes for her success!

    • TocksNedlog

      Hey, it was good enough for our PRESIDENT; and he are smart!

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Columbia University? The one in Bogata, right?

      • 3seven77

        Actually, she couldn’t get in there. So she went to the one in NYC, which it seems will let in anybody – including Preznet Erkel.

  • notenoughtime

    So Meghan will continue to be a pawn for the left since she will continue to go after the wascally right.

  • Stone Bryson

    I didn’t know Meghan’s new show was going to be a comedy. If this is her goal, she may have a hit on her hands, because I was laughing my ass off over this tweet.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      The comedy hit of the decade!!! Meagan McCain is “Irrevocably Blonde”!!!!!!
      Coming to a Waffle House near you!!!

      • Jay Stevens

        Yep. There’s a reason they call them “Blonde Jokes”.

  • Scott

    Watching Meggie McCain reminds me so much of this character

    Vicky Pollard

    • Jerry Camp


    • lainer51


  • JustLikeAnimals

    Like, is that, like, not being stupid, but, like, being stupid?

    And WTF does “Johnny Cash and Jack Daniels” have to do with, like, anything??? The new McCain legacy: Total, epic, pathetic fails.

    • therantinggeek

      Yeah, even I had to read her tweet a few times just to make sure I understood it correctly.

      • Paladin

        You understood that?

        • therantinggeek

          Took me a while to figure it out, but yes. It’s clear that Meghan works for the Department of Redundancy Department. :)

          • Jay Stevens

            “I tell you again; avoid redundancy.”

      • [email protected]

        So what did it mean?

    • TocksNedlog

      Well, it’s not like those two things together would indicate a depressive personality or anything …

    • Ken Wensley

      She was explaining that she was listening to Johnny cash and drinking Jack Daniels at the time of the tweet and meant to say she’s more of a lover than a fighter, but if she had to fight, Watch out!!!

      • Ken Alan Draper

        Have a hard time seeing Megan Mccain listening to Johnny Cash or drinking Jack daniels. both were always considered redneck by the people that meghan likes to hang with.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    “I’m . . . not a fighter, but I’m . . . a fighter . . . .” The Essential Wisdom of Megan McCain

    • TheOriginalDonald

      HEY! Si Robertson makes more sense than Meghan McCain, JACK!

      • Guest


    • William Bacon

      Maybe she’s channeling Donovan Leitch’s song There Is A Mountain: “First there is a mountain, Then there is no mountain, Then there is.” It makes as much sense.

  • OpenTheDoor

    I don’t trust anybody who drinks Tennessee whiskey and listens to Johnny Cash.

    That is a recipe for jail time.

    What is next Mega, “Hey y’all, I’m drunk.”?

    • Chris Meyerson

      ok bust on her all you want Mess with TN Whiskey and Mr Cash o Hell NO

      • SineWaveII

        He’ll be in a burnin’ ring of fire.

        • trixiewoobeans

          He went down, down, down, and the flames went higher!

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Give her a bottle of Maker’s Mark and the keys to a fast car and send her on her way…..

      • TheOriginalDonald

        now now now, Twitchy don’t condone Driving While Intoxicated!

  • Conservative First

    She’s doing nothing more than trolling for attention, and there are always some out there happy to oblige.

  • ceemack

    1. I am A, not B.

    2. I am B.

    Conclusion: I am not the brightest bulb on the tree.

    • Mark Cain

      Sweet. Best yet

  • ClinkinKY

    Sorta’ like her father. “I’m a conservative during the primary but a RINO after being elected, so watch it”. Thanks Arizona.

    • SineWaveII

      I don’t think he’s even a RINO. I think he’s just a straight up democrat. And she’s a straight up socialist.

      • Dumbfounded

        She’s just a straight up idiot. Lucky for her, she’s hot. Dumb and ugly do not a complimentary pair make.

        • Zanshi

          I dunno… Her (lack of) intelligence negates any possible physical attraction I may have had for her. As a result, I think she’s hideous. >.<

      • $22639970

        That’s right…and McCain was the only Republican to take part in the Keating Five S&L scandal. Whatta guy!

      • Walter Hefty

        Actually, she isn’t a socialist. She’s a straight up dumbass. Even socialists are more intelligent than this.

  • Ian Brett Cooper

    It’s a joke folks. Let’s try to retain some perspective.

    • ClinkinKY

      (She’s) a joke folks. FIFY:)

    • Kevin Krom

      Joke or not, it’s sloppy and shoddy writing from someone posing as a professional writer and journalist. She’s trading on her daddy’s name, she’s fair game for criticism.

  • RightThinking1

    “I’m an idiot…., but I’m also not an idiot, so just…, you know…, whatever.”

  • Andy Rigo

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Meg-pie.

  • TocksNedlog

    You can probably interpret it as “Usually, I’m not confrontational, but if you confront me I’m going to defend myself.”
    [And YES, that would fit in a Tweet; but then, she doesn’t pay me to write for her]

  • Daniel Medicis

    Even the Left have to be worried about being invited onto her show. They know she’s a useless idiot, but she’s THEIR useless idiot. Once they have to be dragged up to stand next to her, watch the support drop fast.

  • Krebs v Carnot

    McGenius, by the rules of logic (I know, Greek to her), said she is NOT a lover.
    A AND NOT B; B => NOT A

  • Randi Starr

    She’s burning up that art history degree she got herself. As a parent, I’d have to tell her to stfu, you’re embarrassing the family.

    • Kabong30

      I think her RINO daddy has the embarrassment award locked down at this point, don’t you?

      • SineWaveII

        It’s too close to call. We need a recount.

      • Randi Starr

        True but I hate the everyone gets an award thingy!

  • Nate

    Meghan McConfusedasallgetout.

  • Guest

    If Meghan McCain’s wit was sh*t,
    she would be constipated.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      The preceding post was sponsored by ExLax

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Well, nature always ensures a continuous supply of Darwinisms. Just when you got sad that Ashley was gone, along comes Meagan to cheer you up again!! A never-ending display of nature’s odd mutations.

    • SineWaveII

      The two of them should do a show together. It would probably end up being pretty entertaining, just not for the reasons they intended. For fun they could throw in Chelsea Clinton.

      • JustLikeAnimals

        Ashley would cry rape.

  • ike

    Why did all of you take her bait? Just ignore her. That’ll hurt her deep.

    • Jim

      She’s already got her own show. That ship has sailed.

      • Ken Gillingham

        Yeah I see a lot on envy in these posts. And she can love or fight all the way to the bank. lol

  • Mom Of three

    I’m a blonde not a bimbo, but I’m also a bimbo, so go ahead and laugh.

    • SineWaveII


  • Gallatin

    Meghan McCain ✔
    I’m a lover not a fighter, but I’m also a fighter so watch it.

    Twitchy said it best, “Heh. But, wait … what?”

  • GHerblabnik

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree … like father, like daughter. I never met a position I didn’t stand on both sides of.

    • MT Poquets

      we now know where that apple fell..and it must have bruised that noggin of hers

  • Michael Smith

    #thingsMeggieMacSays – I’m a ditzy blonde twit not a moron, but I’m also a moron so watch it.

  • Michael R Bardsley

    who seriously cares what Meghan McCain has to say?

    • [email protected]

      No way we could actually care about what she THINKS!

  • John LaRosa

    Meghan McCain: A rich man’s “Snooki”

    • JustLikeAnimals


  • Misty R Mitchell

    She is a certain kind of special isn’t she? Ugh, like I always say “This generation is about the dumbest in history” All the knowledge at their fingertips but yet they know nothing. .

    • Colton French

      We’re not all “wacko-birds”. I think it’s more a McCain thing.

    • trixiewoobeans

      It’s easier to pay indoctrination centers…I mean, universities…to be “told” what to think than to actually form opinions based on fact, research and common sense!

    • JustLikeAnimals

      “Special,” indeed.

  • Karen Cross

    How is it that this lame ass loser has so may people following her? Really people, get a life.

  • Tim Millspaugh

    I am intelligent not an idiot but I am still an idiot..

  • William Robert Guerra

    c’mon….no one has heard that phrase before??? i have and i don’t get around at all….

  • Gunilla Skoglund

    She’s just plain stupid, thats why the communist network MSNBC hired her for comments.

  • Ken Gillingham

    Two points I totally get. One is it’s April 1st people – April Fools Day. Second is she is totally a lover, just don’t threaten her loved ones or friends or back her into a corner. Then she will fight and love doing it.

  • DList

    ” I am stupid and irrelevant but mainly stupid”. MM

    • NRPax

      This has nothing to do with your comment. Just my observation that you are using a 45 adapter as an icon is pretty cool in my eyes.

  • sensible critic

    I think she was just quoting Yogi Berra!!

  • Jameson Robey

    Funny how many people care about this tweet, lol. She must have done something right for people to care so much.

  • Evan Jones

    Reading her post makes my brain hurt. I weep for the future…

  • vcferlita

    I could make a comment about her brains being in her…well, that would just be sexist of me.

  • righthook38

    Wow…that’s deep.

  • Ken Gillingham

    Oh the bitterness and envy in all these comments. And all the people who want to try to show their superior intellect. I’m just an old veteran, and proud I fought for my country, and a Christian, so you can take some of that bitterness on me cause I don’t mind it. It kind of reminds me of the playground in elementary school. But I’m still going to say a little prayer for all of you with little minds and smaller hearts. Have a Blessed day.

  • patrick quinn

    Poor thing….

  • Damian N McQuade

    c’mon…I have never found myself to be a fan of any McCain, but it was (obviously) just a dumb joke!

  • Gary Creson


  • Maryland_bound

    She embarrasses all blondes.

  • pennhead

    Make love, not war, but make war, too.

    • Donna W

      Oh they can do that…USS Fitzgerald is moving into the Korean Penninsula, while China is mobilizing jets, and troops near the N Korean border.

  • edjuk8

    They’ll give anyone their own show nowadays…

  • Kristy Patullo

    I’m a dumbass not a fatass, but I’m also a fatass so watch it. – Meghan McCain

    • lainer51

      now that is funny!!!!!

  • Clancie

    Poor dear, is it her fault she’s so stupid or has years of Liberal indoctrination from papa rotted her brain???

  • DANEgerus

    I think Meghan McCain means she has to Fight to Love you peasants…

  • Hal Fast

    What did the blond tweet on twitter? “I’m a lover not a fighter, but I’m also a fighter so watch it.” The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Gee, she really helped her cause don’t you think? NOT.

  • Hal Fast

    I’m a dumb blond, but not an idiot, but also an idiot when not a dumb blond, so watch it. LOL!

  • txsrangers

    Maybe it’s the Jack Daniels talking?

  • religionandhistory

    The apple doesn’t FAIL very far from the public humiliation tree . Wasn’t her father , just as Mitt was , as confused articulating : I’m clearly kinda not a conservative and clearly kinda not a liberal … But I’m also a liberal so watch me ! I was clearly not elected as President , for the same clear reasons not lacking clarity !

  • NRPax

    Meghan, the Vietnamese gave your dad an excuse to be incoherent.

    • Ken Gillingham

      You are an ASS.

      • NRPax

        And you have a high opinion of yourself. At least we have something in common.

  • joao1960

    Is she also the one who said, “Being there’s no other place around the place, I recon this must be the place, I recon.”

  • ctmom

    I think her boobs tweeted it.

  • Bob Barton

    Proof that anyone can be a blogger.

  • Justin

    What’s truly sad is that we all read this article and care enough to comment about it.

  • Jeff Alberter

    Abe Simpson said it best:
    “She’s not a communist! She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but she is not a porn star!”

  • sodakhic

    With that statement Meghan, I’ll be watching.

  • trixiewoobeans

    She’s a joker..she’s a smoker..she’s a midnight toker….she don’t want to hurt no one.

  • Nikolas Koleczek

    Me not no what dem words mean…

  • stillinthe60s

    Johnny Cash & Jack Daniels but Johnny Walker and Charlie Daniels….hic..!

  • usrcol

    I’m not angry, I’m happy but be careful because I’m angry and I ….wait

  • Anderson

    And this is why progressives love her. As long as she keeps that republican registration, she is the perfect example of a rich, spoiled, stupid and grossly uninformed Republican.

  • shirshelshalom

    I’m not a lover fight love fighter lover love fighter, everyone!!!! I’M NOT. BUT I AM.

  • SideshowJon36

    Meghan McCain is gonna be the new Larry King–unintentional bizarre hilarity

  • disqus_FlD2VMR2RJ

    Meghan McCain = Paris Hilton version 2.0

  • Jack Elliott

    Uh, she was quoting the Most Interesting Man in the World Dos Equis beer commercial.

  • comeonguysitsdosequis

    She’s aping “The Most Interesting Man in the World,” guys. Just unoriginal, given that she doesn’t possess the mythical status of the Dos Equis icon.

  • Scott Anderson

    This saying is lifted from Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man In the World commercials. The announcer says, “He’s a lover, not a fighter. But he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.”

  • Maureen Longfellow Taylor

    She would not last one night in the “Hanoi Hilton”, foolish child.

  • timseha

    Why so serious? She made a joke

  • bigbuilder

    The American educational system strikes, again…

  • Hammerstrike

    Best proof privilege does not equate intelligence.

  • Uncle Mike

    She’s a Blonde!!!

  • lainer51

    I’m a moron not an idiot, but I’m also an idiot, so watch it.

  • Dick Beninya

    Trying to co-opt the Dos Equis WMIM commercial?
    @ 1:03