#HowToBeLikeObama When anyone asks 4 your ID, give vague answers as to why you don't have it like,"I ate the dog that ate it" or something.—
Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) March 30, 2013
You think just anyone can grasp for words in the Austrian language or salute a Navy corpse-man? Being Obama takes practice! So pull up an empty chair and “Jedi mind meld” your way through these tips on #HowToBeLikeObama.
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