North Korea announces ‘state of war’ via special statement

Korea’s Yonhap News Agency is reporting tonight that North Korea has “entered a state of war” against South Korea.

North Korea said Saturday that inter-Korean relations have entered into a state of war and all cross-border issues will be dealt with in a wartime manner, the latest in a near-daily series of strident threats against the South in recent weeks.

“Situations on the Korean Peninsula, which are neither in peace nor at war, have come to an end,” the North said in a special statement issued by the country’s party, ministries and other institutions, according to the Korean Central News Agency.

Even CNN admits that this bit of breaking news isn’t exactly “breaking.”

Dennis Rodman might take Kim Jong Un seriously, but he’s about the only one.

  • HuandaRulz

    They want to make their entrance more dramatic, instead they now look pathetic and starved for attention.

    • Aaron

      You should replace the “now” in your comment with “continue to”.

    • Anyone00

      Well in general the N, Korean citizens are just plain starved.

  • Jack Deth

    *Announcement for Jim Carrey*

    “North Korea wants some advice on Subtlety . Pick up the White Courtesy Phone!”

  • Miss Clairee

    Wonder what Dennis Rodman thinks of his BFF now? Ppssshhhh, sorry! What a stupid question! Rodman is probably too drunk, too high, or too busy getting another tattoo to know what is going on with N. Korea!

    • arttie

      Getting a dress fitting?

      • CherDash

        @Rolf Tandberg: Like this?

  • ps5725

    The US should send a Drone w/out a note or declaration only an Nuke bomb! The dead don’t speak!

    • ForTheRepublic

      Can’t do that. The citizens of that country only think the way they do because if they fail to do so, they disappear. However, if they launch a nuke at us, SK, or any of our allies….well, that’s a totally different story.

  • Aaron

    Kim Jong Un is essentially a South Park character come to life.

    • Kevin

      Respect my authority! You go war now!

    • TocksNedlog

      His dad was great in Team America: World Police.

  • Spatial Awareness

    @AriFleischer -How about==> E) Go to Vegas

    • AMERICAN Kafirâ„¢(KAdams)

      F) Campaign more?

      • Jd1367

        G) Blame a YouTube video

        • TocksNedlog

          H) Send Biden over to teach the South Koreans how to use a shotgun.

  • waltermitty2012

    Where is John Kerry? Better yet, where is Dennis Rodman? Two questions I never would have thought I would ever write.

    Besides, doesn’t North Korea realize we can’t go to war because of sequestration.

  • Steve_J

    A state war has existed since 1950 the North invaded South Korea. The war has never ended there has only been a 60+ year truce.

    • Jay Stevens

      State of War = No financial aid.

  • QBallBrazil

    Okay, which one of you gave little boy Un a PS3 Home Front Edition with Red Dawn remake BluRay? That was just cruel. *stares in Ace of Spades direction*

  • kim

    If N. Korea attacks S. Korea, Obama will take another vacartion

  • Right Wired

    We would bomb the country with donuts and defeat him.

  • Guest

    An armistice merely ceases hostilities. It is not a peace treaty. A state of war has existed on the Korean penisula since the 1st shots were fired.

  • Darnell Ellis

    OK Kim go ahead and launch every missile you can get your hands on at U.S IN THE U.S.A, your 1 million man army will not even get a chance to pull their trigger,s PLEASE ATTACK US !!!! HELL WE LOVE WAR MORE THEN SEX.

    • Adam Baumb

      Well, almost, Darnell….nothing like a nice, hot, extended bout of intense passion before setting out to vaporize several thousand people in one pass.

  • agroulx

    Why do we allow people such as that little fat ass to even exist? Blow that piece of sh*t out of his shoes and I Promise You that the world will be a better place.

  • agroulx

    Let’s just drop Rodman out of the sky in his old wedding dress..