Oooh: Jake Tapper requests new name for Carrey’s ‘Cold Dead Hand’; Update: Video added

This could be good.

As Twitchy reported, Jim Carrey has released his pathetic “Cold Dead Hand” video mocking gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, much to the amusement of, well, practically no one other than Jim Carrey. This afternoon, CNN’s Jake Tapper sent forth a tweet asking his followers for alternative titles for Carrey’s masterpiece.

Submissions are already coming in:

All right, Twitchers. Let’s see what you’ve got.



Video from Tapper’s segment on the Carrey blowup:

And it looks like Tapper is looking for suggestions for Carrey’s next anti-gun video:



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  • Tangchung

    Cold Dead Flop

    • Brian H (wackobird)


  • Lord Foggybottom

    ‘Cold Dumb Man’

  • Cathy_B_in_AZ

    Don’t have a name, but here’s a response from Andrew Babinsky from Talk Radio KFYI in Phoenix:

  • CatHerder

    Hoke on the Water

    Grabgun Boogie

    Big Iron Thief

    90 Miles an Hour with a Dead-End Tweet

  • H J

    dumb and dumber liar liar okay with lighting Constitutional on fire.

  • CO2 Producer

    Dull Heavy-Handed Six Minute Skit (After This Word From Our Sponsor)

  • brendawatkins

    “Cold Hearted Hypocrite”

  • CatHerder

    Midlife Confession

  • CO2 Producer

    The Bad, the Worse and the Good Gawd That Was Lame

  • Walt

    Put the Mask back on.

  • Walt

    From Dumberer to Dumbest.

  • Miss Clairee

    “Jim Carrey Has Lady Parts”

    • mdtljt

      Hey, hey now, Miss Clairee – let’s not put this crapweasel in the same category as the Lady Parts…at least the Lady Parts are useful…Jim Carrey, not so much…

  • Right Wired

    Cats chasing lasers get more youtube views than Jim Carrey.

    • pajamakat

      And for good reason.

  • Clayton Grant


  • pajamakat

    How about “Imitation of Life”. It was a good movie for its time but the title is a good fit for this idiot. How far he has fallen. He has to be drugged up.

  • Billie Slash

    “I Left My Glock in San Francisco”

  • Dale Black

    “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”

    Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
    Why Don’t You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
    Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
    Fire Away!

    Preferrably while he’s wearing the same skin-tight leather outfit Pat Benatar wore back in the 80’s

  • Pendog

    “Unstable Guy”

  • AMartel

    Cold Dead Career.

    • John Mullins

      I just posted the same thing. Didn’t see yours. Sorry. I wasn’t “Bidening” you.

      • bidentime

        How about “Cold Dead Career”. Bidentime.

  • John Mullins

    How about “Cold, Dead Career”?