Awesome: Amb. John Bolton, President of Fox News’ ‘Red Eye’ gives State of the Show address; Update: Video

Heh. In case you have made it onto Greg Gutfeld’s laminated “dead to me” list by missing the show, Twitter is here to catch you up.

Fans love the President of Red Eye and give former Ambassador John Bolton high marks for his “State of the Show” address during last night’s episode.

Some specifics from his address, and some questions for the president:

Dana Perino’s dog, Jasper, (account not affiliated with Dana Perino) gets in on the action. A coup imminent?


Heh. It needs to be added to all his bios:

Make it happen.

Update: Hail to the chief.

  • Saar

    God i miss the John “The Stache” Bolton

  • SpaceRacer423

    Amb Bolton would have made a WAY better US president than either of the options we were given last Nov.
    Carson/ Bolton 2016

  • BlueStateRepub

    G-d Bless Red Eye.

    It’s about the only thing keeping me sane right now.

  • David Harrison

    Bring back Ab News!

  • Bozo Sapien

    They need to stop burying this show at 3am. It needs to be in prime time.

    • LightSabre

      Yeah, replace Van Sustern with it!

      • Jillane Kent

        Or the pale imitation known as The Five. I might subscribe to cable again for that.

    • David Harrison

      The Five is a pretty good show with Gutfeld.

  • Mapache

    Bring back the pool boys in shortie robes! Always wanted a shortie robe with the redeye logo embroidered on it.

  • Kingofthehill

    HAHAHA>… I love “Red Eye” and I want to get invited to the #Eggroll !!!!!

  • Kingofthehill

    JASPER for the 1st Dog!

  • Waynester

    I love the Nuclear Walrus as Dennis Miller refers to him. He’s a good sport & chuckles when Dennis uses “I Am the Walrus” as his intro…

  • descolada9

    He so should have been President of the United States and Greg Gutfeld his Chief of Staff.

  • KansasGirl

    How far this country has fallen when the adults left the WH. sigh

  • AZWarrior

    Bolton is an extremely intelligent and accomplished man. His sense of humor and lack of overblown ego is truly refreshing. Wish he was President, but I wish just about anyone other than Obama was President.

  • maplebob23

    John Bolton was great, of course, but on the very same show @andylevy made an erudite H. P. Lovecraft reference and where was Twitchy on that? Too much greatness in one show to cover?

  • r strong

    here’s the thing: the left demonized bolton during his confirmation hearings as ‘meany-mean person who shouted at people and hurt feelings’.

    after seeing him on redeye a half-dozen times, there’s no-way anyone could accuse bolton of being mean. heck, who wouldn’t what to have after dinner drink with the ambassador and just listen to his stories.