Amanda Bynes: ‘I want Drake to murder my vagina’

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes used to be a wholesome Nickelodeon actress. Now she seems to be on a one-way track to Lindsay Lohan-ville.

We’re no experts, but we’re guessing her tweet is a reference to lyrics from a Drake song.

How romantic!

At first we thought it might be the work of a hacker — and perhaps it is — but it is worth noting that Bynes has tweeted her romantic interest in Drake before.

No comment yet from Jason Biggs, but it’s safe to assume he approves.

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    how come working in KIDS industry turns you into…. THEM??

    • AaronHarrisinAlaska

      It dosnt. This is a normal rich young adult. The only reason it looks bad is because she has the media on it and because we like at her as a “wholesome kids show actor.”

      What were not doing is accepting the fact that people grow up.

      • osteomed

        Yes, and want their vaginas murdered, right?

      • CherDash

        They don’t have to grow up to be trash.

    • Jillane Kent

      It doesn’t have to be that way. When my daughter was younger, she appeared in 13 national commercials, a television series, and two movies. Though we made the decision to have her stop after the traditional children’s roles stopped coming her way, the experience was a good one and she’s now a teenager with a fully funded college 529 plan. Parenting, personality, and character count.

  • VL123

    No…it’s not a song lyric…She wants to get pounded by him. She has a history of dating rappers. She dated Kid Cudi couple yrs ago.

  • Phil

    I can’t think of a song where he says that, I’m pretty confident she just wants to have sex with him.

  • Love of Country

    I’m not touching this one. I mean, I’m no gynecologist or anything …. but I’ll take a look.

  • ike

    God only knows where it has already been.

  • Orlando Cee

    Wow. No beating around the bush there!

    • Spatial Awareness

      I saw what you did there. ~_^

    • Joseph A White

      My guess is that there is no “bush” there, Orlando… :-)

      • Orlando Cee

        Maybe the phrase worked better 20 years ago…

      • ceemack

        “Wax on, wax off.” – Mr. Miyagi

    • Sheldon Cooper

      Ha ha! You made a funny.

    • $23629333

      I must disagree. I think that is exactly what was going on when she tweeted that. Apparently, she was tired of solitaire.

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  • mylightning

    I don’t know which one Drake is, but not one of those guys is hot.

    • WingedBishop

      I think it’s the one that looks like he smoked himself stupid when he was 12 (The others having waited until they turned 15).

  • Silenttype78

    She used to be such a cute little gal. Now she kinda has that “stripper-turned receptionist-recovering from meth addiction-single mom” (with slightly less self respect) look about her.

    • Patrick Dennehy

      To be fair it’s not a verified account…but I wouldn’t doubt it’s her, she’s been a mess for a few years

      • Matthew T. Mason

        It’s her. She has posted photos of herself to that account that are exclusive to her (before the media pick them up, of course).

    • Scott Anderson

      Eh she’s never been cute

  • Spatial Awareness

    Class Act==> @AmandaBynes #NotSoMuch

  • LochGates44

    What a rebel.

  • Rick

    Wouldn’t touch that possible diseased part of amanda.

  • Roto

    I’d be so proud to have my lovely daughter’s boyfriend throwing up gang signs….

  • AaronHarrisinAlaska

    Words like hers are tweeted out by thousands of people likely every minute. The only reason were looking at her is because she’s (some what) famous.

  • imme

    If Drake does kill Amanda’s vagina, will Piers Morgan take up the cause of murdered female private parts?

    • 1azuce

      Musket Morgan will ban assault penises.

      • crusader


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  • u_scruffy_nerf_herder

    At first I thought she was talking about Drake Bell.
    I remember liking the Amanda Show when I was a kid. Thanks for murdering a piece of my childhood nostalgia, Bynes.

    • Scott Anderson

      Me too. Drake Bell. I kind of feel bad for that guy. He’s still trying to be an actor.

      • Stephen Speck

        Why feel bad for him? He’s the voice of Peter Parker on The Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon on Disney XD). I wouldn’t complain about having that gig.

  • Sheldon Cooper

    Since her chances of attracting anyone in the winner column is now pretty much shot, you can have her.

  • Sheldon Cooper

    Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

  • Booker

    Another victory for feminism!

  • Randi Starr

    I’m betting money that part of her is already dead.

  • HARP2

    She`s just paying LIP service.

  • OneBigArseTroll

    i bet her parents are proud

  • SpiffyMclure

    Someone said something on Twitter. I’m shocked, shocked I say.

  • pajamakat

    This isn’t even funny. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m getting old. The sold called “stars” of today will say ANYTHING just to get noticed. I really don’t know who she is and I don’t know who this “hot fellow” Drake is. Out of the four pictured, I don’t see any “hot dudes”. They look like a bunch of thugs. I guess she is following Beyone’s advise – bowing down.

    • Donna W

      He’s not ‘hot’…eww.

  • BlueStateRepub

    She seemed like a cute and talented l’il thing in the early days. Now she’s the cocainiest star in Hollweird and a total ho to boot. My cousin works for a major management company in H’weird representing many stars. She told me that everyone in Hollyweird knows that Bynes used the casting couch to get to the top…as a young teen! and is known as one of the biggest hos in town.

  • Rulz

    “Amanda Bynes used to be a wholesome Nickelodeon actress. Now she seems to be on a one-way track to Lindsay Lohan-ville.”

    You kinda took the words out of my mouth…..assuming the account is verified (thanks to Patrick Dennehy for pointing this out).

  • Donna W

    There’s nothing wholesome about Nickelodeon.

    • FlatFoot

      Got that right.
      There is a battle raging over the ‘hearts and minds’ of America’s children — not to mention their genitals. Nickelodeon is on the front lines. Just ask no-talent hack Jason Biggs.

      Nickelodeon is poisoning our innocent children’s minds — and vapid, oblivious parents think it’s ‘cute’ — ‘maturing’ of their children even.

      It is practically surreal.

      • Pulchritudinous

        It’s no wonder that younger kids are flocking to the “90’s are All That” block at midnight, where the 90’s shows aired there are less vulgar.

    • rickg62

      Be better off watching The Hub network, “Alf”, “Mork and Mindy” etc.

    • rickg62

      Be better off watching The Hub network, “Alf”, “Mork and Mindy” etc.

  • oneword

    Someone please help this girl

  • sako204

    Her brain is already dead; might as well finish off the rest.

  • Stan

    Growing up in Hollywood is a wholesome and educating experience that any University would die for. My 14 year old said that she could not believe that she used to watch these shows.

  • Guy_Montag_OG