Party at Gutfeld’s: Fox News host offers to hold Easter #GregRoll

Earlier this month, Eric Bolling, co-host of Fox News’ “The Five,” offered to pick up the tab if the White House would reopen for public tours which were canceled (allegedly) due to sequestration cuts. Now it’s colleague Greg Gutfeld’s turn to help ease the nation’s pain.

Shocked by news that the White House has warned ticket-holders to its annual Easter egg roll that the event is subject to cancellation “due to funding uncertainty,” Gutfeld offered to sponsor his own Easter egg hunt in his apartment. Tweet the hashtag #GregRoll for an invitation.

Who’s in?

Jay Carney said today that the White House egg roll will likely “proceed as planned” — which means it will include activities to “help educate families on smart ways to incorporate healthy eating and exercise choices into their daily routines, which are key pillars of First Lady Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! initiative.”

The #GregRoll sounds better and better every minute.

  • waltermitty2012

    Hold it at night and serve duck and the Obamas will be there.

    • rennyangel2

      Hold it at a golf course and zero will be there all weekend. Moochie will fly to CO.

  • thetreyman

    he is going to cut all of you up into small pieces and spread you around in that park they are always talking about on red eye.

  • sqeptiq

    Hopefully the White House healthy eating tips don’t include a suggestion of just eating egg whites… ew… so flavorless…

    • TocksNedlog

      Not if you dump a bunch of salt on them.

  • JR48

    Who’d want to go to an Obama hosted Egg Roll anyway?

    Ten bucks, no chocolate eggs. “Look kids, they’re painted wooden spheres! Isn’t that coool? Here, come have some organic carrots!”

    “Jimmy? …..Jimmy? Don’t cry honey…” (ssshh, we’ve got some chocolate in the car…)

    • Canadian in USA

      Besides, he’d take your Easter eggs telling you to “share the wealth”.

      • rennyangel2

        “share the sacrifice” which he and his crew are doing by planning to vacation in Martha’s Vineyard

      • BlueStateRepub

        You didn’t hatch that egg, some other chicken made that happen!

    • kate_middleton

      I think the WH Egg Roll is always painted wooden eggs. Old tradition I guess?

      • beebop1952

        So there is no competition for the rotten egg smell.

  • Frank Drebin

    Jay Carney says he can’t make it, but he hopes you dye.

  • Garth Haycock

    While this is an admirable offer on his part, we all know that Guttfield only wants to do this so he’ll be the tallest person in his yard that day. :)

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      • Garth Haycock

        Dang it, this was supposed to be in response to Frank’s bad pun. I’m a moron.

        • Frank Drebin

          No no no, don’t be hard on yourself. I knew eggsactly what you meant.

  • Dawn

    This is what you wished for Republicans. To object to President Obama at every turn and ‘shut down’ the government. Now you complain because the children are suffering. Well, what did you think a government shut down meant?

    • J. Cox

      Congratz on not getting it.You think cutting the growth of spending increases = cutting actual money.Take your low-info t-shirt and move along.

      • beebop1952

        That’s a free government subsidized XXL loinfo shirt, right?

    • journogal

      You do realize that the government is projected to have record spending this year, even with the sequester. You really believe that the Egg Roll has anything to do with the sequester? It doesn’t, but Obama knows he can get away with blaming the Republicans, who only hold the House and really don’t have much power in Senate (Democrat-led, with Harry Reid as the leader; which by the way, where is their budget, which is required by law and is over 4 years late), because lo-in-vos like yourself who will believe anything your King Messiah Daddy will say.

    • aliwilcox

      Silly Dawn. Obama is like the kid who will take his ball and go home when we don’t play his game. Kids can certainly go without an egg roll and a tour of the white house. But the issue is that he wants to bring shame on the republicans, and will happily use children to do it. He would save a good deal more money by cutting real $$ from the budget, or even take one less vacation. Obama is a petty tyrant, that’s all.

    • TocksNedlog

      That’s right. Every single penny that the government shells out is “necessary spending”. Every.single.penny.

  • Rich

    My local Chinese restaurant has the best egg rolls.

  • GaryTheBrave

    STAY AWAY FROM THE BASEMENT!! Even if all the eggs are in there just STAY AWAY!

  • BlueStateRepub

    I wanna go! I’ll even wear a shorty robe! Will Remi Spencer and Jedediah Bila be there? Please please please?

  • Jack Deth

    Who will bring the lotion?

  • TocksNedlog

    Don’t bother looking for any eggs hidden on a high shelf.

  • Mapache

    can I attend only wearing my Shorty robe? Where can I get an official Guttfield shorty?