TMZ’s lame, crude jokes about Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney fall flat

TMZ is coming up with some cutting edge comedic material.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the publication’s only twisted, juvenile attempt at humor today.

Keep it classy.


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  • Steve_J

    Why even try to mock TMZ. They do such a fine job all by themselves.

  • Wing_attack_Plan_R

    glad to see TMZ has taken time off from reporting celebrity near death alerts

    • Brett McMicken

      as much as i despise the political fertilizer that comes from the mouths of most celebrities, i have no desire to see them hounded by the likes of tmz or perez hilton. i guess that is the evil conservative in me talking.

      • Ben Bollman

        True, but then again that is what they signed up for when they started chasing fame and stardom. They knew what they were getting into.

        • trixiewoobeans

          Fame and stardom? Politics? Well I guess that is the way media handles it these days.

          • Ben Bollman

            I was talking about celebrities not politicians, but it is pretty much true for any public figure in the public arena. Politicians don’t usually get hounded by TMZ though, although I wouldn’t mind if they made Obama’s life hell.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Methinks Harvey Levin is JEALOUS because Sarah’s cup is bigger than his!

    • lainer51

      and his girlfriends are fuglier!

  • Yeah I Said It

    “Attempted to mock”. How does one attempt to mock, TMZ? Did the soda fall out of her hand? Or do you just LOVE any and all restrictive laws and wish you had some similar to the soda laws in NY? Morons.

    • Michael Anderson (WB)

      You just have to interpret it right: “Sarah Palin Sucks…Out of a Straw”.
      It must mean that’s the only way they can imagine she sucks, other than that they must think she’s pretty great.


    That wouldn’t even be funny to a leftist. Those jokes were just pathetic…

  • Spatial Awareness

    And ==> .@TMZ just SUCKS.

  • Brett McMicken

    paging Josh Groban, paging Josh Groban!

  • Scott Carroll

    My God, I feel like my eyes have been raped. That was awful.

  • RedSoloCup

    TMZ- about as credible as the MSM

  • Tel-Jonah Stern

    I thought TMZ was a celeb gossip rag. Why are they involved in politics?

    • Randi Starr

      They’re no good at that either.

  • $23629333

    Where’s Kathleen Parker, with all her handles?

  • CavalierX

    “Sarah Palin Sucks … Out of a Straw”

    Your third grade self called. He wants his joke back.

    • Lipstick

      3rd graders are more sophisticated than that. This is at least Wee School level humor. 😉

  • VerminMcCann

    I blame Seth Macfarlane. Thanks to him, people think they can make a joke about something just by referring to it.