Sen. Rand Paul threatens another filibuster

Are you ready for Rand Paul’s filibuster round 2?

Tweeters could barely contain their excitement:

  • Jack Deth


    Have my Doritos, Cheetos, Chili Dog makings, popcorn, sodas, beer and frozen grapes at the ready!

    • Jennifer Carlson

      Frozen grapes are awesome!

      • Stacey Eckhart

        Frozen Grapes in my wine!

    • Spatial Awareness

      I’m coming over!!! Yum! Yum! (:^D

      • mdtljt

        Me too!! Covered dish Filibuster Fun at Jack’s place!!!!! :-)

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      Yes, but does Senator Paul have a catheter? Lets beat the record … If you are going to buster, buster big.

      • Jack Deth

        I’m sure that one of Rand Paul’s aides could get several from NASA, since we don’t go into space any more.

        Run it down a pant’s leg. Swap it out when Rubio or Cruz tap in for a break.

        • Calcat36

          He can wear a diaper like most of the crusty democrats do, as well as that psycho female astronaut that stalked her astronaut boyfriend.

    • DavidKramer

      Are you hosting the vast right wing conspiracy meeting this week? Excellent!

  • Jennifer Carlson

    I’ll chip in for some Depends!

    • mdtljt

      Better yet…a Traveler’s Friend…that way he can talk nonstop while someone else empties the bottle…Harry Reid comes to mind…..Ohhhhh P*ss Boy….

      • Republicanvet

        Harry Reid as the P!ss Boy. Perfect! Although I have no doubt he would fish out the coin.

      • Brad Bashem [email protected]

        Hahahahahaha!!!!! Wait for the shake……

  • Squirrel!

    Best thing I’ve seen in a LONG time! I was glued to it for at least 11 of the 13 hours last week…. LET’S DO IT!!!

  • Spatial Awareness

    DO IT!!!!!!!!! ==> @SenRandPaul

    • catb55

      #StandWithRand part two!

  • WisconsinPatriot

    YAY!! I found myself riveted last week, very good speaker!

  • Spatial Awareness

    “Sen. Rand Paul “threatens” another filibuster” — HEY @TWITCHY !!!! How about “PROMISES”!!!! >:^)

    • GaryTheBrave

      I agree. Twitchy, he’s on our side. It should be “promises.”

      What will he filibuster this time? There is such a target-rich environment.

  • Steve_J

    First let McCain, Graham, Kristol, and a few other get their panties unwadded.

    • Spatial Awareness

      I’m perfectly fine with their perpetual state of “waddedness”. >;^]

  • Republicanvet

    “…but, but, but…..the Senate RULES!”.

    …McCainiac and that little pansy Grahamnesty.

    • Spatial Awareness

      They should be booed out of the chamber! >:^/

      • Red Fred

        The wacko-birds turned out to be eagles, and they were revealed as feasting buzzards.

  • Ben Bollman

    Hell yeah, I hope this is over the budget because it is even more important than drones are.

    • Ardell Simon

      or 2nd amendment!

  • Joseph A White

    Just bring a box of “Depends” for McCain & Graham, Rand.

    • Republicanvet

      Why would McCain or Graham need Depends? Seems to me they are unaware of wetting their panties now. Why change?

      • catb55

        I think that smell is poo.

  • Andrew

    No excuses for not breaking Strom Thurmond’s record this time: catheter and collection bag strapped to the leg.

  • Adela Wagner

    YES! I’ll be there tweeting along. And everytime you say “Constitution” I’ll take a drink. And find out what jealous, ex-girlfriend astronauts, have know for years…DEPENDS. #StandWithRand

  • Judy Taylor

    Go for it!