Snort: So many Karl Rove - papal election jokes that Zod's name is now trending.
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Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 13, 2013Hilarious! As Twitchy reported, white smoke rose and new pope has been chosen. But, why is Karl Rove’s name trending?
Why is Karl Rove's name trending along with almost all pope stuff? Please don't tell me he's the pope.—
Sarah (@SarahDownSouth) March 13, 2013
Just noticed that all of the words trending on Twitter involve choosing a pope. Except for "Karl Rove." Go figure.—
Wendy Priesnitz (@WendyPriesnitz) March 13, 2013
Why is Karl Rove blowing up twitter today?—
George Wrighster (@georgewrighster) March 13, 2013
The answer: Mockery! There are so many Karl Rove papal election joke tweets that his name is now trending:
Karl Rove may be wrongly attempting to silence Tea Party influence, but he can’t silence Twitter. Take it away, Twitter!
New Pope to be announced. Karl Rove is trending. Fill in the rest of this joke yourselves.—
Paul Blanchard (@Paul_Blanchard) March 13, 2013
Karl Rove isn't ready to call Habemus Papam yet.—
Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 13, 2013
Karl Rove: Hold on the white smoke. Ohio's votes aren't in.—
Indecision (@indecision) March 13, 2013
Karl Rove still projects Mitt Romney to win the papacy.—
AOTUS (@The_Autopen) March 13, 2013
This is the part of the conclave where Karl Rove disputes the results of the election and Megyn Kelly shoots him down.—
Jackson Perry (@jacksonrperry) March 13, 2013
[Karl Rove election night joke] [Exit poll joke] [inaugural ball joke]—
Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) March 13, 2013
Developing: Karl Rove says the Papal election is not over. Michael Barone rushing to explain to Rove what the white smoke means.—
DrewM (@DrewMTips) March 13, 2013
Karl Rove is warning news networks not to make the call on the Pope too soon… Still some very conservative areas to be counted. #pope—
Gabe Prewitt (@realgabeprewitt) March 13, 2013
Karl Rove, what did your polls state about this Pope? I'm guessing that they weren't correct…?—
Luke Cymbal (@LukeCymbal) March 13, 2013
According to Karl Rove, the white smoke was released prematurely.—
Robert Erickson (@LeifEriksonMN) March 13, 2013
@KarlRove says it is just TOO EARLY to call the Pope election with important precincts yet to report.—
Paul Sterrett (@paulsterrett) March 13, 2013
Karl Rove just emailed me to say "The cardinals' Decision Desk isn't counting a lot of votes"—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2013
I gotta admit some of these jokes about Karl Rove saying a new Pope actually hasn't been elected are pretty funny.—
Brandonrowe14 (@BrandonRowe14) March 13, 2013
Giggle-worthy, indeed. And keep them coming, Twitter!
