#AskPelosi hashtag hijack: Pass the tweets to find out what’s in them

What a combination! A “feminist,” Netroots Nation and Nancy Pelosi.

Oh, sweetie. Ask, and ye shall receive! Happy warriors swiftly took her up on her oh-so-tempting offer and the questions rolled in. Fierce warrior, actor Adam Baldwin, helped kick things off.

Boom! The questions continue:

Truth is, once again, hard. And like with simple questions posed to NPR interns yesterday, whining about “trolling” appeared:

Waah! Also, creepy.

Flag as “something fishy”!

Keep the questions coming, Twitter.

  • SpinMeNot

    Ok, the “unhinge your jaw and swallow it” comment is brilliant. All I want to know is much, as a percentage of GDP of Guatemala, does she spend on Botox and other cosmetic procedures?

    Wait, that may be one of those questions that having the answer is worse than just being curious as to what the answer is. But what the hell, I’ve not got that many years left to live with it, and I put my big boy pants on this morning.

    • mdtljt

      Hey Spin – don’t you mean how much do WE spend…that vampire harpie has been sucking us dry for so long I seriously doubt she’d deign to use any of her own money for her embalming procedures…

      • SpinMeNot

        Well, I pride myself on accepting well reasoned arguments — and that just makes too much sense.

    • arttie

      We should get a refund. The plastic surgery has not worked in her case.

      • SpinMeNot

        Well, when she dies and is honored by a grateful nation and her body is lying in state, the official government mortuary beautician won’t have to spend much time on her, so its an investment, right?

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Marty’s tweet is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

    • Jer


    • Grandma HeadInjury

      I scrolled down to say that exact same thing!

      • MrsSpooky

        BWAAAAAAHHH!!! That’s awesome! Explosive giggles over here.

    • MrsSpooky

      Marty’s has me still howling 10 minutes after I first read it. Razor’s is awesome too, “Show me your surprised face!”

  • comfypaws

    “how do you fight the urge to unhinge your jaw and swallow it whole?” LOL thanks for the visual

    • pajamakat

      All I could picture was the Alien movie. Ecch

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    “collecting feedback” O.O

    • Jack Deth

      Sounds kind of like “Night Soil Collector”.

      • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

        I was picturing something like War of the Worlds, Tripod human harvesting O.o
        …. I think I need to lay off the caffeine for a while…….

        • SpinMeNot

          Well, ya know, technically, the Martians were only interested in our blood … wait a minute … is it possible … Pelosi is a Martian Pathfinder in a bad disquise? naaaaah … wait … maybe … naaah

          • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

            Well….. I read somewhere recently that she can unhinge her jaw…. O.O

        • mike_in_kosovo

          “To Serve Man”

  • Jack Deth

    AskPelosi: “What’s it like having to sneak up on a glass of water?”

    • SpinMeNot

      *hat-tip* … omg, that is brilliant. It is also perfect. The scientific method: hypothesize, experiment, observe, conclude. She is one scary looking lady.

  • capisce

    Would you ask the wizard for a brain or a heart if you could get waiver for “bring me the broom of dead witch” requirement?

  • independentjones

    #AskPelosi: How often do you shed your skin?

    • Donna W

      From the looks of those wrinkles, not often.

  • conservativechick

    She DARES to say it will give “US” a lot of money? What a senile old fool and a perfect example of why we NEED term limits. DUMB, ENTITLED, voters in these districts are killing the rest of us!

    • mdtljt

      AMEN, Elaine!!!

    • SpinMeNot

      No, in fairness, dumb is probably not appropriate. Anyone that can bilk the amount of wealth she has acquired while being a “humble servant of the people” is not what I would call dumb. Dumb criminals get caught and she has a clean ethics record.

    • pajamakat

      And they still keep voting her in. Talk about low info voters.

  • Jack Deth

    Which beloved character are you mistaken for most often?

    June Foray voiced, Warner Brother’s Witch Hazel?

    Margaret Hamilton’s Wicked Witch of the West?


    Elsa Lanchester’s Bride of Frankenstein?

    Inquiring minds want to know!!!

  • KateNE

    Has anyone asked yet if she’s finally been clinically diagnosed as batshit crazy?

  • SpinMeNot

    I notice that when we take over a hashtag, its trolling. But when the left spews (a) hate or (b) lies its the expression of political opinion. One of you young’uns that understands this social media thing, help me out here …

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Democrat *goooooood*, Republican *baaaah-aaaah-aaad*!!!

      • SpinMeNot

        I thought it might be that simple, thanks for confirming that for me.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Well, it’s not like we can *really* expect anything more intellectually rigorous from them, right?

          • SpinMeNot

            Are you saying that scum sucking bottom feeders like @salvagessalage and well, just about every liberal with a twitter account are actually the quintessential example of the intellectual liberal?

            20 years in the future, the flyover states will be booming again, and the urban areas will be, “Hey, look, its got electrolytes!”

            There may be hope for my grandchildren yet.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Are you saying that scum sucking bottom feeders like @salvagessalage and well, just about every liberal with a twitter account are actually the quintessential example of the intellectual liberal?

            If the shoe fits…there *are* exceptions, of course…just not very many of them.

            20 years in the future, the flyover states will be booming again, and the urban areas will be, “Hey, look, its got electrolytes!”

            LibThink – the “Brawndo” of the intellect. No need to wait 20 years, we’re seeing it *now*.

  • Danny Wheeler

    #AskPelosi Have you even BOTHERED to read the Constitution?

  • Catchance

    #AskPelosi: When you hear the expression ‘Jump the shark’ do you automatically duck?

  • Frank Drebin

    What in the world were you thinking when you told these people to quit their jobs and then offered them “Free” taxpayer-funded healthcare?


    • Karin_A

      Oh that’s a good one! I forgot all about that!

  • Markward

    what is it like not having a soul?

  • Kingofthehill

    “Did you receive the copy of the constitution I sent you so you could study the 2nd Amendment? You gun grabbing liberal dbag”

  • DizzyMissL

    HI Larious

    We have some funny Rs

  • JustLikeAnimals

    The late Nancy Pelosi is now spouting off that letting Americans keep more of their wages is a federal expense and it is, according to her, an expense the government can’t afford.

    How did this stupid, dead head, zombie bitch get into office? Oh, yeah. California. I forgot.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #AskPelosi: Does being this stupid come naturally to you, or is it something you’ve had to work at?