AP asks for hot Justin Bieber tips, Twitter delivers

After news broke that Justin Bieber’s concert at London’s O2 Arena was nearly cut short due to shortness of breath, the AP did its best to get the inside scoop with its crack team of reporters.

The O2 holds up to 20,000 people. Come on, can’t somebody who was there give the Associated Press some news they can use? Justin will be OK, but we have our doubts about journalism.

  • Miss Clairee

    You mean JB, an avid pot smoker, was short of breath? Hmmmmmmm. No good answers.

    • Miss Clairee

      I have a tip for the Biebs. Listen to the lungs of a person who has been a heavy pot smoker for 20 years. Their lungs sound like sh?t! It’s called pulmonary fibrosis & COPD. In 15-20 years after these liberal pot-friendly states have passed their stupid legislation to legalize pot, they are all going to have yet another healthcare crisis on their hands! And WE the TAXPAYERS are going to have to pay to take care of jackas$es who have stayed high for years because of yet another STUPID liberal decision!!!!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

        I’ve been noticing you like to reply to yourself :)

        • Miss Clairee

          Heh! Yeah. I get all hyped up at these idiots I read about and have to add to my rant. Rather than edit, it’s just easier to reply to myself. I did not know I was committing a Twitchy faux pas. Lol.

  • Republicanvet

    Would video be best if in Kardashians bedroom? Kim I mean, not the one in the WH.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Do I REALLY want to see The Delta Bravos go at it?

  • Republicanvet

    Hey AP, I heard this little dweeb was in the consulate at Benghazi!


  • Maxx

    I was the EMT that first responded to his shortness of breath. @AP Normally, I would not write of my experiences providing help to another but in this case, I felt the Associated Press should know that as I held the crooner in my arms, administering “get a life” support, he regained consciousness and gazed at me before quizzically asking “What are those silver horses running down moonbeams in your dark eyes?” and I knew all was well with the Biebs.

  • Garth Haycock

    I’ve heard that young Mr. Bieber suffers from an ailment called pulmonarius ignoranti. It’s very rare and those who are inflicted with this condition have lungs that apparently do not function as an involuntary reflex. Unlike the rest of us, Bieber has to make a conscious effort to inhale and exhale.

    My advice to him would be to stop singing and concentrate on breathing. It’s a win-win for everyone.

    • Miss Clairee


  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    More evidence that the AP is totally devoid of thought. How do you not realize by asking this question, you are going to get trolled?

  • capisce

    That first erection can be a bitch…

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Justin Bieber looks more and more like a tiny, little, smurfy Vanilla Ice every time I see him in the news.

    I just don’t get that perpetual ** dUh wUt ** look that he has decided will be his ‘trademark look’.

    Too rinky-dink to manage a snarl and deploy a ‘tough guy’ look I guess…


  • ErskinFlibberJabber

    maybe he should stop wearing those stupid droopy drawers pants….that might help.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    We are in a desperate need of more SQUIRREL, will no one save us #APtips?

    Breads and circuses for the old school out there.