Obama: Until I have this ‘Jedi mind meld’ thing down, I need the GOP ‘not to paint horns on my head’

President Obama let us know today that he’s not a dictator.

And he’s definitely no Jedi. That’s why it doesn’t work when he tries to do the “Jedi mind meld with GOP to try and convince them to do what’s right.” Well, that and the fact that Jedi mind melds aren’t a thing.

So who is he?

Heh.

Actually, he’s a guy who says he often ponders how he can keep the GOP from vandalizing his forehead with a big ol’ set of horns.

Video here.

Says the demagogue who relishes demonizing his political opponents.

Boo hoo, victim in chief.

But did we all hear him correctly?

Clearly there’s only one solution. Back to the “Jedi mind meld” drawing board:

But until then:

  • Marcy Cook

    Obama: “Sometimes I reflect,..”..
    Holy Batman, Robin….he only “reflects” sometimes? Half human…what half doesn’t reflect?????

    • walterc

      The vampire half.

      • Rabid

        Zombie half…Vampires can still think.

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    I couldn’t believe how angry I was getting at that press conference. A REAL leader wouldn’t have put the blame on the other party, would have used words like “we” instead of “them” and “me” and “my party”. It was truly disgusting to watch. And his sheeple go on twitter and regurgitate everything he feeds them. How utterly immature to ask that reporter what SHE would do. Is she the president? I bet anyone with half a brain at least would know that being divisive and placing blame is NEVER the way to go.

    • conservativemomma

      I thought it was funny that he asked reporters what they would do and they all raised their hands.

      • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

        Did they, lol? In all honesty I was just listening- can’t even stand to watch the guy.

    • Garth Haycock

      Remember, this is Dear Leader, not Real Leader.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      And his sheeple go on twitter and regurgitate everything he feeds them.

      Well, it’s not like they have a choice….

      They eagerly eat up his every oral-defecation — regardless of its lack of wholesome factuality or the odiousness of its incivility and dishonesty — or that it drips rivulets of disingenuity.

      Anyone fed as much of the manure prez!Dingleberry™ tosses out to his grazing sheeple would run, perforce, for the nearest emesis basin!

      Yes, I know: his fans aren’t that refined… to them an emesis basin is only a foot-bath.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    If the horns fit……….

  • therantinggeek

    Photoshop, Paint.NET, Gimp…yeah, any of those will do.

  • http://twitter.com/stupid_republic Stupid Republic

    If he’s this much of a whining, petulant child when dealing with the opposition party, imagine how he’s going to turtle with the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, et al.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Those are HIS friends. He would never have disagreement with them.

  • walterc

    Obama: “Sometimes I reflect, is there something else I could do to make these guys … not paint horns on my head?”

    Quit being a douche.

    • ceemack

      Winner!

    • ceemack

      Winner!

  • kayakingfatso

    He can’t see his horns because evil doesn’t have a reflection.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Geez! What a crybaby! He’s worse than one of those Weeping Angels from “Harry Potter and the Klingons of Tattooine”….

    • NRPax

      Wow. Instead of mixing metaphors, you forced them into the blender feet first so we could hear the screams.

      • CatHerder

        And very impressive screams they were!

      • CatHerder

        And very impressive screams they were!

      • Catchance

        Metaphors be with you.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          Ouch!

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          Ouch!

        • NRPax

          I need a bandage from that one.

        • SJ’s Dad

          The PUNishment is strong in this one!

      • Catchance

        Metaphors be with you.

      • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

        Ever hear of the sauer kraut kids? Cabbage patch kids ran through a blender and fermented for a few weeks.

        • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

          O.O

        • NRPax

          Unless it’s the Korean model, where it’s Kimchi Kids.

    • Lady 12

      I’m so glad I had no cups with hot liquids in my hand when I read that… 😀

    • Lady 12

      I’m so glad I had no cups with hot liquids in my hand when I read that… 😀

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Bravo, thread over!

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Bravo, thread over!

  • kayakingfatso

    Ohh boo-hoo. Cry me a river, you sissy.
    Somebody give that pansy-ass crybaby a tissue.

    • almarquardt

      Pacifiers would be more appropriate.

  • Silenttype78

    Did they poke him in the eye?
    Call him a doo doo head?
    Aw, did they make you cry….hurt your feeeelings?
    What a wuss. My kids are less whiny.

    • $2346491

      Boehner gave him cooties.

    • $2346491

      Boehner gave him cooties.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    No horns…but ‘stupid’ on his forehead.

  • dennylee60

    He is not a dictator; he just signs executive orders.

  • dennylee60

    He is not a dictator; he just signs executive orders.

  • $27789750

    Your job? perhaps!

  • $27789750

    Your job? perhaps!

  • frogmouth

    Obama “I am not a dictator”
    Nixon “I’m not a crook”
    Hmmmmmm…methinks the prezzy doth protest too much.

    • SpinMeNot

      This also explains why Mr. Woodward is so interested in BHO …

  • frogmouth

    Obama “I am not a dictator”
    Nixon “I’m not a crook”
    Hmmmmmm…methinks the prezzy doth protest too much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bruno.vee.58 Bruno Vee

    Afterall he married Chewbacca the Hut.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bruno.vee.58 Bruno Vee

    Afterall he married Chewbacca the Hut.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Clinton was horny too.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      MUST…NOT…MAKE…LISA ANN JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Clinton was horny too.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Well, President McPouty, the best way for that to stop happening, is to stop deserving them…. pretty darn simple, except for the simpleton.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Well, President McPouty, the best way for that to stop happening, is to stop deserving them…. pretty darn simple, except for the simpleton.

  • Ariadnea

    This man child is good in deflecting his own action, dirt, crime, and guilt . The answer to his question should be, Obama should stop portraying Republican as evil, then he might earn some respect. If he keeps on behaving as mindless brat, then h should expect to be treated like one. A child behaves more Presidential than Obama! What a shame for a country to produce such a thoughtless, mindless, selfish, and abusive bratty President!

  • Ariadnea

    This man child is good in deflecting his own action, dirt, crime, and guilt . The answer to his question should be, Obama should stop portraying Republican as evil, then he might earn some respect. If he keeps on behaving as mindless brat, then h should expect to be treated like one. A child behaves more Presidential than Obama! What a shame for a country to produce such a thoughtless, mindless, selfish, and abusive bratty President!

  • Adela Wagner

    Where have I heard something like this before? “I am not a dictator”…..hmmm, oh yeah 1973 November, the infamous “I am not a crook” speech. He was and Obama is giving it his best.

  • Adela Wagner

    Where have I heard something like this before? “I am not a dictator”…..hmmm, oh yeah 1973 November, the infamous “I am not a crook” speech. He was and Obama is giving it his best.

  • WVS

    Being a dictator is kind of like being a…what’s the politically correct term? A “sexually active” person? If you have to say you’re not, you are.

  • WVS

    Being a dictator is kind of like being a…what’s the politically correct term? A “sexually active” person? If you have to say you’re not, you are.

  • LR99

    Mom-jean wearing Prez Chickin Little claims he’s not a dictator but wishes he was! I think he’s done 4 yrs worth of ‘Mind Meld’ on that press corps sitting in front of him. Or is that Press Corpse? Muh ha ha ha

  • kateorjane

    Stop acting like a brat?

  • Neil Leininger

    Obama was president before his time. If only he had waited for the technology being created with the two mice he could tell the GOP what to do through his thoughts.

  • getmeoutof here

    If he would just SHUT UP for once, maybe let it last about 3 1/2 years.

  • $1014973

    Stopping spending money we don’t have you petulant little a-hole.

  • tjp77

    Um, yeah there is something you can do actually. Stop trying to destroy everything America has ever stood for in order to replace it with western-European style socialism. And maybe work within the confines of the constitution, and respect the separation of powers. That would be a good start.

  • cgraham77

    He’s not a dictator, he just plays one on TV.

  • jb

    did he learn the Jedi “mind meld” as Anakin Lightwalker?

  • wyatt81

    “I am not a dictator”….”I am not a crook”…whatever….

  • jb

    I don’t think he’s a dic-tator either…. but because of all the choom (and obviously, the drugs he takes for his bipolar disorder), a baked-tater.

    • Jim Denney

      I think he’s a Dick-tator tot.

    • Jim Denney

      I think he’s a Dick-tator tot.

  • The First Lady ; D

    The only way would be to take away my crayons!

  • butty53

    Well, you know, the whole “THORNS on His Head” thing was already taken.

    #hornsonhishead

  • Michelle

    There certainly is Barry, why don’t ya just grow the flip up?

  • nc

    Oh nothing to worry about, people will soon forget this little “dictator” remark. Like they forgot Nixon’s little “crook” remark that he made nearly 40 YEARS AGO. Riiight.

    And Nixon was a piker compared to BHO.

    • Jim Denney

      Thankfully Nixon didn’t have an affirmative action press pass going for him.

    • Jim Denney

      Thankfully Nixon didn’t have an affirmative action press pass going for him.

  • rivers

    I don’t usually say OMG, but, OMG! He is such a big freaking baby. I grow more and more disdainful of the LOSERS who would vote this self-serving, whining, pouting excuse for a grown-up.

    I can see aliens coming here from another planet, witnessing this debacle and incredulously asking, “wait, you mean you get to CHOOSE your leaders??!!”

    • Jim Denney

      The aliens are already here. Typically for the GOP, they’re already losing the “outreach” effort to the Dems….

  • Rob

    How often did Bush lament being called a Nazi?

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Exactly. As much as I disagreed on some things with Bush, at least he was a grown up who respected the office to which he was elected.

      He didn’t get into flame wars with news networks and radio talk show hosts. This guy is such a freaking adolescent.

  • Gary Rudick

    That’s not paint, it’s the blood of (mostly black) aborted babies…

  • Donna W

    Those are there to cover up the 666.

  • Garth Haycock

    It’s really simple Dear Leader – stop being evil.

  • Stan

    I wonder if Hugo Chavez smelled ” Sulpher ” when he met Obama? He said it smelled like sulpher when GW was around.

  • KansasGirl

    Resign.