Monthly Archives: February 2013

‘Can’t pick a side': Donald Trump suing Bill ‘Pig’ Maher for reneging on a bet for charity


Donald Trump announced today that he is suing Bill Maher over a reneged public bet. Trump suing Maher for not delivering his promise for $5 mil for charity.— Liz Fletcher (@LizzieFletch1) February 04, 2013 Donald Trump says he's suing Bill Maher today for charity, ROFL. This outta be good.— Joel Griffith (@Solameanie) February 04, 2013 […]

#Taggmentum fizzles before it takes off: Tagg Romney mulling senate run?


I actually think Tagg Romney would be more interested in the Senate seat than his mother.— Chris Forewit (@forewit) February 03, 2013 Prescient? Twitter was buzzing with talk of an Ann Romney senate run this weekend (with predictable hate from the Left, natch). Now, it’s Tagg’s turn! Here's Boston Herald story on Tagg Romney considering […]

#JKTweets: Predicting John Kerry’s State Dept. ‘JK’ tweets sparks hilarity


As we reported earlier, the State Department announced that Secretary of State Kerry would be tweeting from its account using “JK.” No, seriously! Totally not “just kidding!” How appropriate. RT @StateDept #SecKerry will start tweeting from @StateDept. Tweets from him will have his initials -JK—   (@BiasedGirl) February 04, 2013 John Kerry is signing all […]

Mock-tastic: Kerry arrives at State Dept. as Secretary of State; Will tweet using ‘JK’


The State Department is continuing its trend of total incompetence!

Jackass in the hall! Dave Foley: If you rushed out to buy guns in ‘2nd Amendment frenzy,’ you are ‘loathsome human’


Taking a page from the hateful books of Michael Ian Black and fellow Canadian Jim Carrey, comedian and actor Dave Foley says you are a “loathsome human” if you purchased a gun after the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre. Rights Shmights!

Oh, dear: Some people celebrate the ‘Super Bowel’ and the ‘Super Owl’


Oh, honey. Somebody spelled Super Bowl wrong: "Super Bowel". Never laughed so hard at the internet #SuperBowl— Yen (@BeingYen) February 04, 2013 They weren’t alone, sadly. Evidently, many people were watching the “Super Bowel.” Um, ick. On the low I've seen multiple people tweet super "bowel" instead of "bowl"— ¢hange (@Truuoy) February 04, 2013 People […]

Pic: Ravens fans celebrate Super Bowl win by car tipping and looting a Baltimore 7-11

Baltimore Ravens

Wait, what? But AP told us there were no reports of “disturbances” after the Ravens’ Super Bowl win. Once again, Twitter has the news first. Twitter users are rightly disgusted. Looting, celebratory gunshots and attempts to tip over a car. Stay classy, indeed.

Hoffa jokes, puns abound; Scientists confirm bones found under UK parking lot are Richard III’s


Wow! Amazing news this morning: Scientists confirming “beyond a reasonable doubt” that the bones found under a parking lot in the United Kingdom are King Richard III’s. More from the BBC: Lead archaeologist Richard Buckley, from the University of Leicester, told a press conference to applause: “Beyond reasonable doubt it’s Richard.” Richard, […]

Oops: Obama Energy Department bragged about ‘energy efficiency’ of New Orleans before power outage


Don’t break your arms patting yourselves on the back, eco-crats.

Power-gate: Entergy denies responsibility for Super Bowl outage, blames NFL


Power issue at the Super Dome appears to be in the customer's side. Entergy is providing power to the Dome.— Entergy New Orleans (@EntergyNOLA) February 04, 2013 At all times, our distribution & transmission feeders were serving Superdome. We continue working w/ Superdome to address any issues.— Entergy New Orleans (@EntergyNOLA) February 04, 2013 Hmmm. […]

In case you missed it: Anti-American PSY bombs in Super Bowl pistachios ad


We’re happy to report that anti-American Korean rapper PSY’s 15 minutes are just about up. And not a second too soon. Psy for Pistachios was our low point as a planet so far.— Thomas Lennon (@thomaslennon) February 04, 2013 Pistachios, we love you, but that PSY ad is one of the craziest/worst things we've ever […]

Here’s why everyone’s mad at Keyshia Cole


Singer/songwriter Keyshia Cole’s name has been trending on Twitter all night because the entertainer had some unkind words about Destiny’s Child singer Michelle Williams. Williams appeared with her girl group during the halftime show. Here’s what Cole tweeted: I think I was frightened to blink for a sec. Then Michell sung and woke my ass […]

San Francisco reporting ‘minor flare-ups’ of violence, fires; cops guard Mission District

large-1 San Francisco police are reporting minor flare-ups of violence in the Mission District as disappointed San…— KRON 4 News (@kron4news) February 04, 2013 Well, we reported as the Super Bowl ended earlier tonight that many viewers were joking or bracing for riots in San Francisco after the 49ers suffered defeat. As the […]

Ravens fans descend on Federal Hill, try to overturn a car [photos]

overturn car

As Twitchy reported earlier this evening, people have been shooting guns in the city of Baltimore to celebrate the Ravens’ victory in the Super Bowl. We are now seeing reports of large, unruly crowds in Baltimore’s Federal Hill neighborhood. riots down federal hill— jason Highfalcon (@highfalcon169) February 04, 2013 Federal hill is bananas right now. […]

Aw: Empire State Building dons Ravens’ colors

empire state building

Hopefully, those lights don’t imitate @SuperBowlLights.

Alleged shooter of Chris Kyle was tasered by jail officials, is on suicide watch

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The alleged killer’s name is Eddie Ray Routh. He is a Gulf War veteran who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Here’s his mug shot: He was a highly decorated Marine: Eddie Routh, the ex-marine accused of killed Navy sniper Chris Klye had been awarded 10 medals while he served, confirms U.S.Marine Corps— Susy Solis (@teamsusysolis) February 04, […]