Snort! Major Garrett: ‘The White House warned me not to write shirty’

That was beautiful, Major Garrett. Sniffle.

As Twitchy readers know, CBS’ Major Garrett caused a bit of a tizzy recently with a cuss-filled tweet. However, the “shirty business” part of the eventually deleted tweet sparked a ton of giggles. That continued today.

Heh.

Twitter users are giving Major Garrett the early win for tweet of the day.

Keep the tweets coming, Major. It’s shirty business, but somebody has to do it!

  • Iacobus

    Major Garrett better watch out because if he used the word, “shirty,” he might regret it.

  • NeoKong

    He doesn’t want to get the shirt end of the stick.

  • NeoKong

    He doesn’t want to get the shirt end of the stick.

  • LightSabre

    If Fox News had promoted Major to a Lt. Colonel, he might still be there!

  • LightSabre

    If Fox News had promoted Major to a Lt. Colonel, he might still be there!

  • ForTheRepublic

    He can’t say shirty anymore? Well, that’s some shirty business if I’ve ever seen it!

  • ForTheRepublic

    He can’t say shirty anymore? Well, that’s some shirty business if I’ve ever seen it!

  • $27789750

    If you think the WH behaved shirty before, just wait.

  • Danny Wheeler

    When the shirt hits the fan!

  • Stupot815

    I don’t give a shirt

  • Finrod Felagund

    “Shirty” (animaniacs voice) “G’night, everybody!”

  • Jackalopes

    A little self-depracation goes a long way. Nicely played, Major.

  • Stan

    Shirty you jest Major

  • Derek Penner

    They see me rollin’
    They hatin’
    Patrollin’
    They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ shirty

    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

      Bah.

      You beat me to it :)

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

       
    Shirt Happens.

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    Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shirt happens”
    Buddhism: If shirt happens, it isn’t really shirt
    Hinduism: This shirt has happened before
    Islam: If shirt happens, it is the will of Allah
    Agnosticism: Does shirt happen?
    Stoicism: This shirt is good enough for me
    Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shirt!
    Atheism: No Shirt!
    Catholicism: Shirt happens because you are BAD.
    Protestantism: Catholics are full of shirt
    Methodism: Let shirt happen to somebody else
    Calvinism: Shirt happens because you don’t work hard enough
    Presbyterianism: This shirt was bound to happen
    Episcopalianism: If shirt happens, hold a procession
    Lutheranism: Shirt happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s okay
    Anglicanism: Shirt happens, but only to Lutherans
    Mormonism: Excrement Frockment occurs.
    Baptist: You are shirting all wrong, and you’re going to hell for it
    Pentacostal: Praise the shirt!!
    Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock. Shirt happens!!
    Judaism: Why does shirt always happen to us?
    Paganism: Shirt happens for a variety of reasons
    Seventh Day Adventist: No shirt on Saturdays
    Amish: Shirt is good for the soil
    Existentialism: What is shirt anyway?
    Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shirt happening
    Darwinism: Death to the shirtiest
    Televangelism: Your tax-deductable donation can prevent this shirt from happening
    Fundamentalism: There’s no shirt in the Bible
    Creationism: Shirt has only been happening since October 23rd, 4004 BC
    Moonies: Only happy shirt really happens
    Wicca: Shirt is part of the Goddess, too
    Mysticism: This is some weird shirt
    Unitarianism: Go ahead, shirt anywhere you want
    Secular Humanism: Shirt should happen equally to everyone
    Vegetarianism: If it shirts, don’t eat it
    Veganism: And if it shirts, don’t wear it either
    Americanism: I give a shirt?
    Capitalism: That’s MY Shirt
    Communism: Share this shirt
    Feminism: Men are shirt
    Voodoo: Let’s stick some pins in this shirt
    Naziism: Ve haff vays uff makink shirt happen.
    Analytical Philosophy: Define “shirt”
    Twelve Step Program: Shirt happens one day at a time
    Environmentalism: Shirt is biodegradable
    Snappleism: Made from the best shirt on earth

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  • therantinggeek

    I dunno…it all sounds pretty shirty to me…