Aching sides: WH claims Obama’s budget delayed by ‘manufactured crises’ like sequester

Wait, what?

Good grief! How on earth does press secretary Carney give his briefings with a straight face? Manufactured, You Guys!  This Twitter user points out something to Mr. Carney.

Ding, ding, ding! Like Brit Hume said today, Bob Woodward has shown that Team Obama is telling whoppers about sequester, which originated with them. So, now they are blame-gaming and pointing fingers … at themselves? Genius!

Twitter users point out a few more things, as they gasp for breath.

As Twitchy reported, this is the 4th time in five years that President Obama has missed the budget deadline. Leadership!

Hold tight, guys. It’s coming in March.

Heh. March of what year is anyone’s guess. Forward!

  • Wally

    Jay Carney, the only American that is paid to lie daily with a straight face.

    • Fire and Adjust!

      Lawyers, media, salesman, other politicians, to name a few………… paid liars are all over the place

      • http://www.4chan.org/pol La’Milton

        Dont forget paid internet trolls.

        • almarquardt

          I can get paid for this? Where do I sign up?!

          • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

            You have to be a leftist and go on over to Media Matters, I am sure they have ads for joining up.

          • almarquardt

            No thank you! I don’t think I could ever get myself clean if I tried that *shudder*.

      • http://www.4chan.org/pol La’Milton

        Dont forget paid internet trolls.

    • Fire and Adjust!

      Lawyers, media, salesman, other politicians, to name a few………… paid liars are all over the place

    • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

      Well…………Chris gets a free tingle along with his bribery money.

  • Wally

    Jay Carney, the only American that is paid to lie daily with a straight face.

  • Love of Country

    The Whitehouse has spoken!

  • Love of Country

    The Whitehouse has spoken!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    When Carney gives a press conference it’s better than Saturday Night Live.
    (Except the John Belushi SNL years, nothing tops that)

    • E Quilibrate

      Absolutely! One question. Did Carney really say ” budget
      officials?” There has been no budget for over 4 years, talk
      about non-essential employees

    • Gallatin

      I was wondering why anyone shows up, is it just to laugh? But then I remembered that most of the “journalists” in the room are libturd obowmao butt kissers and realized that they believe they are getting highly intelligent policy briefings.

    • SpinMeNot

      I watched the Best of SNL John Belushi the other day. The man was brilliant. Although I have to admit, the Eddie Murphy bit “Buckwheat sings the greatest love songs of all time” still makes me laugh every time I see it.

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Totally agree. Murphy pulled off buckwheat great, loved it. I recall his Mr. Rodgers was funny also….kids can you say “pimp” or something like that.

        • SpinMeNot

          Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood! I had completely forgotten about that one.

      • Matthew Koch

        What about James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Party?!

        • SpinMeNot

          “Gonna hava hot-tub *HUH* partay …”

          LMAO, thank you sir, thank you.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    When Carney gives a press conference it’s better than Saturday Night Live.
    (Except the John Belushi SNL years, nothing tops that)

  • BigTBoom

    Oops, Bo ate it!

    • TocksNedlog

      Obama ate the dog that ate the budget.

    • TocksNedlog

      Obama ate the dog that ate the budget.

  • BigTBoom

    Oops, Bo ate it!

  • Marcy Cook

    Beware the Ides of March…..

  • Marcy Cook

    Beware the Ides of March…..

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    I think someone should ask Carney if he knows what a circular firing squad is.

    • TocksNedlog

      More like a circular jerking squad.

      • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

        Obama is the ringleader, he switches tactics and gains a stroke.

        • SpinMeNot

          Jesus, Mary and Joseph — I have never laughed this hard while vomiting.

      • SpinMeNot

        Given his sexual orientation, there isn’t a need to make that inquiry. Now, if you will all excuse me, I have to go find some bleach to pour into my eyes.

    • TocksNedlog

      More like a circular jerking squad.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    I think someone should ask Carney if he knows what a circular firing squad is.

  • Mark Stephens

    What scares me is that these guys really seem to believe this stuff.

    • bicentennialguy

      That’s because they lie so damn much, they believe it themselves. Even the truth is a lie with them.

    • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

      It is because they create a bubble of surrealism around themselves. They create it and sustain it by not allowing logic and reason to fracture their fragile mental construct they have created.

  • Mark Stephens

    What scares me is that these guys really seem to believe this stuff.

  • TocksNedlog

    Give them this much: they ARE moving ‘forward’.

    Every day they make things even worse than the day before.

  • TocksNedlog

    Give them this much: they ARE moving ‘forward’.

    Every day they make things even worse than the day before.

  • peteee363

    and this is the smartest group of people ever in the whitehouse? sounds like there is a new definition of smart!

    • Silenttype78

      Yeah…its like “intern at the Nation” kinda “smart”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      It’s kind of like a participation trophy at this point.

  • peteee363

    and this is the smartest group of people ever in the whitehouse? sounds like there is a new definition of smart!

  • Jack Deth

    How does the White House Press Corps keep from falling out of their seats while laughing their asses of at this snot nosed imbecile?!!!

    They must run old ‘Three Stooges’ episodes and jab themselves with cattle prods at every major gag.

    (Apologies to Col. Flagg of M*A*S*H*)

  • Jack Deth

    How does the White House Press Corps keep from falling out of their seats while laughing their asses of at this snot nosed imbecile?!!!

    They must run old ‘Three Stooges’ episodes and jab themselves with cattle prods at every major gag.

    (Apologies to Col. Flagg of M*A*S*H*)

  • $7610427

    WTF is wrong with these people??? Three ring phuken circus this administration is and everyone of them is fighting to be the head clown!

  • $7610427

    WTF is wrong with these people??? Three ring phuken circus this administration is and everyone of them is fighting to be the head clown!

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    Carnival Carney racking up the Freudian Slips.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    Carnival Carney racking up the Freudian Slips.

  • Maxx

    If the past four years are any indication, crises are the only kind of “manufacturing” this administration can create.

    • Silenttype78

      Awesome!

    • Silenttype78

      Awesome!

  • Maxx

    If the past four years are any indication, crises are the only kind of “manufacturing” this administration can create.

  • susan schneider

    Hope and Change then Forward… there was Hope but nothing Changed… we went Forward with the same Hope still no Change. I say DO YOUR JOB!!!!

  • E Quilibrate

    Carney, without the e one might suspect he is a carnival worker.
    Oh oh….. wait a minute.

  • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

    Carney is the best tap dancer I have ever seen. Bar none.

  • Black Ball

    Read a lot of Mr Carney’s work to form the opinion that he just isn’t very bright. Much like the entire administration