Conservatives celebrate America, land of 1,000 #LiberalDanceMoves

Mission accomplished! The ostensible purpose of Michelle Obama’s appearance with Jimmy Fallon to demonstrate the “Evolution of Mom Dancing” was to promote the first lady’s “Let’s Move” campaign. If the video got at least one person to dance, it was worth it, right? Lucky for us, that one person was Michelle Malkin, who showed us “The Evolution of Liberal Dance” (that’s a YouTube video, not a college major, by the way).

We could have danced all night … but we have jobs and have to be up early. That shouldn’t stop you, though: keep ’em coming!

  • Michelle

    The Solar Panel Slide

    • Tangchung

      Aka Chu Chu slide

  • Michelle

    The Shuck and Jive (oh darn it, that just made me racist)

    • RightThinking1

      Yeah, I briefly considered the Slack Bottom, but figured I would be beset by shrill, spittle-laced shrieks of ‘homophobe!’, the Left being bereft of any sense of humor.

    • An Abstraction

      No, Michelle – it actually just makes you the same sad, wrinkled middle-age lady that your blurry profile picture depicts. God Bless!

      • Michelle

        Oh honey, that’s cute you’re under the impression a woman like me cares what a random, nameless person on the Internet thinks of my looks. Your extemporaneous comment is beyond adorable. God bless you, too!

        • reaganlied

          If u don’t care, why did u respond?

          • An Abstraction

            Oh honey I don’t care what the Anonymous Interwebz thinks of me! ::posts a zillion pictures on Facebook and updates Twitter fervently::

  • Tangchung

    Benghazi Shuffle

  • DavidKramer

    Marswalk, performed by Sheila Jackson Lee

    Hokey Pokey, should be performed in the hokey by Jon Corzine and the FF perpetrators.

    The Hustle, who else but the ONE!

    The Robot, performed by the killa drones.

    The Twist, performed by the DNC media.

    The Austrian two step, performed by Obama with narration from Paul Krugman.

    The Worm, who other than Chris Mathews could perform this move.

    The Creep, performed by David Axelrod and as his partner, Carney Barker!

  • Tangchung

    Kyrzakhstan Two Step

  • Tangchung

    Twist and Pouts

  • Tangchung

    Taxes Tango

  • Michelle

    The Two-Step All Over The Constitution

    • mike_in_kosovo

      “Number Two” – step, more like!

  • Michelle

    The Budget Limbo

  • KansasGirl

    The second amendment sidestep.

    • AZWarrior

      The Second Amendment Stomp?

      • KansasGirl

        That’s even better. lol

  • Adela Wagner

    The Unionized Conga Line

    • An Abstraction

      “Crying” by Roy Orbison


  • Adela Wagner

    The Hokey Pokey Smokey

  • Adela Wagner

    The Soda Jerk

  • Adela Wagner

    The Quitter Bug
    The Hoot-in-Nanny

  • Adela Wagner

    The Twist and Shout Down

  • Tangchung

    Spin Fast and Furious

  • CatHerder

    The Loco-motion.

  • Spatial Awareness

    #LiberalDanceMoves – The 17 Trillion Tap Dance

  • Harry A

    might have just died of laughter. +2 points.

    • Harry A

      still laughing.

  • Lady 12

    The Whistle Waltz.

  • nc

    The Pony (Up The Dough)

  • RightThinking1

    The Charlaton

  • David Harrison

    The Obama reach around

  • Adela Wagner

    Poopypants Polka

  • 1SkepticalChick

    Cry Wolf

  • BigTBoom

    For the liberal media…
    Tow-the-line dancing.

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    The Curly Shuffle.

    Obama, Hillary, and Biden (John Kerry as Shemp, Harry Reid as Joe, and SanFran Nan as Curly Joe

  • Joseph Phillips

    The Socialist Swing.

  • Love of Country

    That was OUTSTANDING ….. PROPS!

  • WingedBishop

    The Ted Kennedy Swim

    • Scott Carroll

      The Chappaquiddick Cha-Cha

  • kim

    The Sequester Salsa

  • Maxx

    Here’s a new Obama dance they’ve perfected…

    We call it “Broke-dancing”

    • An Abstraction

      The Butthurt Boogie


  • Frank Drebin

    Taxes Two-Step

  • Frank Drebin

    Caught-in-lie Joe

  • Junie3

    The Marxist Macarena.

  • Kevin Krom

    The (Green Energy) Electric Slide

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    The Fiscal Cliff Twist #LiberalDanceMoves Jawamax 8<{D}

  • reaganlied

    The yellow cake shuffle

  • BenY


  • arttie

    The Tennessee plus 56 state waltz.

  • Dave

    Right on, you not only move better, but you are much better looking than the Ms O!