FLOTUS appearance at Oscars inspires hashtag game

The First Lady’s intrusion into the Oscars show tonight irked viewers from all parts of the political spectrum. The stunt spawned a priceless, bipartisan hashtag game: Predict #NextMichelleObamaAppearance.

Some of our faves:

Dear Lord, no:

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    The Right Wing M ‏@TheRightWingM
    #NextMichelleObamaAppearance will be on E! Channel with “Keeping Up with the Obamas” “Michelle & Sasha take NY” “Barack & Tiger take Miami”

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Bonnie Ebstyne ‏@BEbstyne
    #NextMichelleObamaAppearance She’ll be too busy on her vacations to make any appearances for awhile!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    American Elephant ‏@AmericnElephant
    As part of Obamacare, your next physical will begin with a short video appearance by Michelle Obama #NextMichelleObamaAppearance

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Any reality show on TV with an eating contest, like the guy who eats a six pound burrito in a half-hour, etc.

    • Matt

      FLOTUS v. Food?

  • Orlando Cee

    I heard the Discovery Channel has cancelled “Dirty Jobs” starring Mike Rowe.

    Should we all sign a petition to nominate Her Highness Moochelle to be the new host? Honestly, I would watch EVERY stinking episode with her dealing with exploding toilets and cow poop. I’m sure it would be a big hit!

  • dkhilly

    Top Gear UK! Oh, it would be so amusing to watch the Potus and/or Flotus interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson.

  • SineWaveII

    She turns up in Alaska to drive the haul road in the ‘dash for the cash’ on “Ice Road Truckers”
    Episode 1 “Mooch” throws a hissy-fit when Carlile management informs her she has to do her first two trips with driver trainer Phil Kromm and she’s going to be treated like any other rookie. Hilarity ensues when her secret service detail tries to jam themselves into the sleeper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    and the choom gang’s got the munchies

    Edit: For shame Tangchung, how could you? Leading me down a path of temptation; Thank god, for Smitty K, for delivering me from evil.

  • v1cious

    With such warm fuzzy comments as this, it’s hard to imagine anyone thinking there’s a war on women.

  • Matthew Koch

    It’s. A. Joke.
    Considering what kind o lyrics appear in a rap song or what gets said about conservative women by leftist men, excuse us for not getting upset at Tangchung’s joke.

  • Matthew Koch

    There’s a big difference between a joke an a serious remark people.

  • http://twitter.com/redsoxunixgeek Smitty 

    Oh hooray. Rape jokes, first lady, classic. Jesus.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    You’re right, it’s in poor taste.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    No one said rape, the ho might be raising campaign cash. Go blow your whistle back at DU where your friends are.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    Yes! Utterly reprehensible! Tangchung, how could you? I can’t believe his account has not been banned, we must call for public censure! We demand a vote!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Aww it’s tyshunn from the FLOTUS damage control team. Im honored, bet you will be busy tonight.

  • Matt

    Good point. Its almost like the Left completely made that whole thing up to get the President Food Stamp elected.

  • Lady 12

    If poor taste constitutes a war on women, what’s going on with Ann Romney and Sarah Palin?

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Poor taste ….I might win a Oscar

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    Your performance was impeccable. I just want a nomination for best supporting actor in a thread or forum.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    You deserve it!

  • v1cious

    Hardly. By all means, revel in your hypocrisy.

  • v1cious

    I’ll be sure to note this the next time you guys demand a boycott of someone for demeaning republican women.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Is that how you got your Obama phone?

  • v1cious

    Calling the first lady a whore is a joke, but making similar comments about Anne Romney is a serious offense that demands boycott. Gotcha.

  • Jer

    Feel free to boycott Tanchung. Hell, I’ll join you. Tangchung, I’m not going to buy anything else from you, starting now. Take that!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    After you make the “note” shove it up your @ss. Don’t want you to lose it.

  • v1cious

    I don’t have one, but I find it pretty hilarious how you slander a program that’s been around for more than 30 years, and started by none other than the gipper himself. I’d note that Bush added cellphones to the program… but you know us libs, we blame him for everything.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Lol there goes my yacht

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Wrong, Obama handed them out like rubbers at a DNC rally.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    I’d note that Bush added cellphones to the program

    You’d be wrong, too. In point of *fact* (something you libs are completely unfamiliar with), after the program was opened up beyond the major carriers in the *Clinton* years, Tracphone petitioned the gov’t to be added.

    It wasn’t until after 0bama was elected that the participation went through the roof, going from $143 million (2008) to 1.3 *BILLION* (2012) in reimbursements to providers.

  • Matt

    Interesting thing is, I don’t recall ever seeing commercials for those government phones but now, I get one every day during “Family Guy” which I watch during my workouts. Not surprisingly, the program originally developed so the poor could c all for emergency services has transformed into free phone plan that’s better than the one I pay 60 bucks a month for. Plus, our tax dollars are paying for commercials for the program. So yeah, its a big difference douche.