Best Achievement in Lighting Design for a Lying Douche. And Oscar goes to the guy who designs lights for President Obama. #RejectedOscars— Moonbat Catnip (@MoonbatCatnip) February 24, 2013
Here are some Oscar categories and nominations that you won’t see tonight.
Best Performance By A Parody Twitter Account #RejectedOscars
— Patrick Reidy (@ThePatReidy) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Most Money Wasted in Rehab: Lindsey Lohan
— Dan Howell (@danisnotonfire) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Best fake reaction of surprise every time they win: Taylor Swift
— Austin Chesshire (@AustinCFilms) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Most Annoying Fandom: Bieber Fandom *sorry for offending you guys* *just a joke* *ok bye*
— Jamie&Emily (@Dans_Cult) February 24, 2013
#rejectedoscars MOST LIKELY TO TURN UP NAKED. LADY GAGA,
— Derek Fishman. (@QueenSl0th) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars The “Thank Christ That’s Over” Award – The Twilight Saga
— Rebecca Davitt (@Ready_Becc) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Biggest douche in the universe: John Edward.
— Stan Marsh (@iSTANdGround) February 24, 2013
But it looks like Kristen Stewart is the big winner.
#RejectedOscars Least Likely To Smile: Kristen Stewart
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) February 24, 2013
— Jon Sosis (@FunnyJS) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars the Kristen Stewart award, awarded to the Pearson who shows the least emotions throughout a film!
— forkknifespoonhelmet (@Bread_Vision) February 24, 2013