Not enough material, girl: Instagram threatens to close Madonna’s account over ‘community standards’

She’s only posted 19 photos on the social media sharing site, but Madonna’s photo album has already set Instagram’s community guidelines police on edge. Naturally, Madonna Insta-grammed the warning message:

The letter doesn’t specify which rules she broke, leaving fans to wonder:

Here’s one of the cleavage-exposing pics:


Was it her lips?

Or the cheeks?

Or maybe it was this. Egad:

Whatever the case, the rallying cry is spreading: Free Madonna!

We say no to saggy lady parts. They’re never in vogue.

  • Maxx

    Hard to recognize the woman anymore…

    For Pete’s sake, Leatherface has had less work.

  • Kristine

    Holy crap! That pic of her with the black hair is AWFUL. She looks terrible. Well, and fake. All that photoshopping.

  • Tangchung

    “Community Standards” Internet?
    Good luck with that.

  • CatHerder

    How old am I? I can remember when Madonna looked good.

    • Corey Dennison

      That was a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago! Lady needs to be covering her nasty self up. I’m decent enough to keep my middle aged man parts covered, Modaonna should be tasteful enough to do the same.

  • Stone Bryson

    No matter how much you may desire it, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

  • NRPax

    You know, I actually have some respect for Madonna. She’s been in the music business for over thirty years and can still draw a crowd, sell music and get headlines even now. While I don’t like her music or politics, I can respect someone who has made a name for themselves in a business that is known for fame that lasts a very short time and has left many people broke.

    That being said: For God’s sake, Grandma; cover yourself up! You’re scaring the kids!

  • oneword

    Madonna needs to stop having plastic surgery…yikes

  • Tyler

    She looks like a catchers mitt from ’00…. 1900

    • NRPax

      I think the mitt got less use.

      • Corey Dennison

        Are you saying it caught fewer balls?

        /Aww come on! Someone had to!

      • TocksNedlog

        Dried, cracked leather; taken a pounding …

        • NRPax

          At least the mitt gets oiled up every once in a while and is still useful after all these years.

          I’ll be in the corner denouncing myself if anyone needs me.

          • WisconsinPatriot

            You……..are just on fire! Keep it up and I may just complete the nasal beverage douche I have been working on.

          • NRPax

            Hopefully it was a cold drink. I’d hate to think I was the cause of someone’s first degree burns.

  • conservativemomma

    I always view Madonna as an example of how not to age gracefully. Sure you could say “she looks great for 45” but now that she is in her 50s all you can say is “wow she looks ratchet”

  • Roto

    Not surprising, since she became (and continued to be) famous by acting like a slvt….

  • $29520529

    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

  • Catchance

    The “Queen of the Universe”? Has a pretty high opinion of herself, doesn’t she?

    • WisconsinPatriot

      You strap on some pointy boob things and see how it goes……..those things affect your mind!

  • TocksNedlog

    Strike that pose

  • grais

    It was either the past-middle-aged, saggy butt, or the nostrils shot. Or both. Either way, nobody wants to look. I feel sorry for her children.

  • Silenttype78

    Poor Madonna.
    Her time has passed.
    I bet it must be tough for the Material Granny to deal with.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    She can’t retire yet, there’s no-one to take up her role as Grand Dame… Britney collapsed, Christina lost it, and Beyonce’… well, I doubt we’ll see Madonna kissing Beyonce anytime soon.

  • Peyton

    It says quite clearly, no mature content, and Madonna is much too mature to be posting that kind of content.