Not enough material, girl: Instagram threatens to close Madonna’s account over ‘community standards’

She’s only posted 19 photos on the social media sharing site, but Madonna’s photo album has already set Instagram’s community guidelines police on edge. Naturally, Madonna Insta-grammed the warning message:

The letter doesn’t specify which rules she broke, leaving fans to wonder:

Here’s one of the cleavage-exposing pics:


Was it her lips?

Or the cheeks?

Or maybe it was this. Egad:

Whatever the case, the rallying cry is spreading: Free Madonna!

We say no to saggy lady parts. They’re never in vogue.