In lieu of birfday spanks, I welcome your most stinging insults. Do your worst, internet.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Birthday wishes, Twitter-style! The always amazing Iowahawk is celebrating a birthday today.
True to hilarious form, he turned it into a day of giggles by asking for birthday insults. And, boy, did Twitter deliver.
Those are fighting words! The hilarity continues:
Facebook friends get in on the action, too.
And now the heavy hitters!
Zing! We’ll end with a self-insult from the master himself.
Never change, Iowahawk. We at Twitchy are wishing you a very happy birthday: All the best, today and always. May this year be your best yet! You totally deserve a special gift: Perhaps we can entice Amanda Marcotte to jump out of a cake for you, and then bravely run away after shrieking something about The Patriarchy.