In lieu of birfday spanks, I welcome your most stinging insults. Do your worst, internet.
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David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 201310 points! RT @DavidHarleyBoyd @iowahawkblog In order to insult you properly, I must first know who you are.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Birthday wishes, Twitter-style! The always amazing Iowahawk is celebrating a birthday today.
@iowahawkblog I am not witty enough to insult the master. Happy birthday
:):)—
ZoeyCat (@zoeythegreat) February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday greetings to the incomparable @iowahawkblog! His tweets are treasure trove of superb wit and humor. Enjoy your day!—
JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) February 24, 2013
Happy Trog Day, @iowahawkblog: At least you’ll have DogPipeDude to “drink” alone with today. ~ youtu.be/28oFounV480—
Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) February 24, 2013
True to hilarious form, he turned it into a day of giggles by asking for birthday insults. And, boy, did Twitter deliver.
happy birthday @iowahawkblog! President Obama says you are someone he can work with.—
Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Obama said your tweets are "showing improvement" and "on the right track"—
Cameron (@Cameron5280) February 24, 2013
Those are fighting words! The hilarity continues:
@iowahawkblog I'd be embarrassed to be retweeted by you.—
Lost In Space Again (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I describe you to my friends as the Janeane Garofalo of the Right.—
Abraham Baldwin (@AbeBaldwinGA) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Your salad dressing choices are mediocre at best.—
S.M (@redsteeze) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Your work will stand the test of time, similar to the way the Ford Pinto stood the test of rear end collisions.—
Isaac Nelson (@BeavaZapata) February 24, 2013
Happy birthday, @Iowahawkblog, the best thing to come out of Iowa since "The Bridges of Madison County"!—
John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog You're as funny as Bill Maher—
Joe Vogel (@iqmutant) February 24, 2013
I'd rather party with Michael Bloomberg. @iowahawkblog—
Bob A (@RFA79) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Rachel Maddow knows more about cars than you do.—
Madeline's Dad (@WAMK) February 24, 2013
Happy birthday to @Iowahawkblog. He's worth every penny you pay to read him.—
John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Maybe this year will be the year your jokes will actually be good enough to steal! #burn—
Lost In Space Again (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog The license plate on my Prius reads: "IOWAHAWK"—
The Angry Rob (@TheAngryRob) February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday @iowahawkblog You deplete me.—
Rex Harrison's Hat (@RexHarrisonsHat) February 24, 2013
Facebook friends get in on the action, too.
@iowahawkblog these are marvelous #allpurposeinsults—
Sarah Rolph (@RolphSarah) February 24, 2013
And now the heavy hitters!
I'd rather get RT'd by @DWSTweets than @iowahawkblog—
Derek Tate (@DerekTate) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Your political commentary is alright. Have you considered working af Buzzfeed?—
Alexander Barrett (@aivanther) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I cut &paste your tweets, filesave them, send all to a laser printer so I THEN have something for the bottom of the bird cage.—
Martini Shark (@BradSlager) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog one of the best things on the internet. After @sullydish—
Michael Gebert (@skyfullofbacon) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog The internet's Joe Piscopo.—
Scott Embry (@jsembry2) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I can hardly insult somebody who's almost as funny as Ace.—
Wyatt's Torch (@TorchOWyatt) February 24, 2013
It BURNS RT @AG_Conservative Happy Birthday, @iowahawkblog. He's like the @BorowitzReport of the right.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Zing! We’ll end with a self-insult from the master himself.
Like Abe Vigoda, I was born on 2/24. And there is some confusion on whether I am alive or dead. #selfinsults—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Never change, Iowahawk. We at Twitchy are wishing you a very happy birthday: All the best, today and always. May this year be your best yet! You totally deserve a special gift: Perhaps we can entice Amanda Marcotte to jump out of a cake for you, and then bravely run away after shrieking something about The Patriarchy.
You’re welcome.
