Piers Morgan has a threat-mantic invitation for Justin Timberlake

Who needs context with a tweet like this one? Frankly, we’re most curious at this point if Justin Timberlake’s security is armed.

Yeah, this is just creepy now.

Please, Mr. Morgan, tell us more about how to interpret the Constitution.

  • HARP2

    Morgan`s inner Obama coming out ?

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness


  • Rabid

    This just in: Timberlake in ER being treated for asphyxiation after a severe bout of uncontrollable laughter.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    I think every man would be uncomfortable being in a elevator with Piers “going down” Morgan

    • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

      Side note; before taking over for Larry king, Morgan spent a lot of time claiming Justin was a liar about his height. I guess now Morgan thinks he can beat Justin up…who knows.
      May 10, 2010
      Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan has claimed that Justin Timerblake is not as tall as he claims he is. The TV presenter spotted the American singer in a bar last month.

      Writing in his Live magazine column, Morgan said: “Had dinner with the former Office star Lucy ‘Dawn’ Davis and her husband, Welsh actor Owain Yeoman, at Soho House tonight, and standing two feet from our table at the bar all night was Justin Timberlake and his new lady Jessica Biel.

      “He’s always claimed to be my height, 6ft 1in. So imagine my surprise when I stood next to him briefly for a few minutes and his head appeared to reconcile itself with my chin.

      “And that’s with a hat on, and what looked suspiciously like built-up heels.”

  • Frank Drebin

    So Musket, you’re an Aerosmith fan? Here’s another you may like: “Janie’s Got A Gun” A story of an innocent girl driven to desperation by an incestual rapist…


  • Maxx

    Piers Morgan…….



    Apparently, Piers has found a new barrel he wants to grab.

    • Guest

      All the way to hell. Proper thing, too.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      With Piers it might be more of a hold up than a stick up

  • Tony Houston

    See what happens when you let a libertard like Piers shoot guns? Now he thinks he has a pair to call out the entire security team of Justin Timberlake.
    We need to make sure Liberalism is identified as a mental deficiency to prevent their ownership of guns.

  • folsomb

    How is timberlake not calling this euro-trash out?

    • Rabid

      He’s too busy laughing…

  • TocksNedlog

    Piers is bringing sexy bareback.

  • http://alert-up-usa.com/ AlertUpUSA

    @piersmorgan 2nd Amendment is LAW, not an OPTION! #GunProtectionRights #StopTheEggBots

  • NRPax

    What is it about British media types being gay and thinking everyone else should join in?

  • Dimart45

    The gun thing must be playing out – the poor journalists need more attention…

  • Joel A. Edge

    Ewww…….creepy old Brit.

  • Orlando Cee

    Women’s panties are so yesterday, Piers?

  • Adi

    Piers Morgan… Just when I thought no Brit can become creepier than Jimmy Savile.

  • Lady 12

    Who is Justin Timberlake, and why is Morgan fascinated with him?

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    He’s not in the subject of conversation anymore. He’s having withdrawals?