Cher still raging against ‘creature from the nether regions’ Ted Cruz

We think this might be the end of Cher’s current rant against freshman Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, which began a full week ago with the “smell of sulfur” and continued the next day. Stay tuned, though.

  • $23621724

    Can someone make sure she doesn’t drive home after she leaves the bar?

    • BlueGood

      Cher…calm yourself with some have never been that relevant, your “Lady Parts” are past their “Best Before Date”….slide off into the Leftoid Retirement Home of your choice…..while the Politburo still allows you a choice….

    • 3seven77

      Can someone hand her the keys and make SURE she drives home after she leaves the bar?
      Fixed it for you.

      • $23621724

        LOL I was thinking that after I posted it. Reminds me of that line of Adam Sandler’s in The Wedding Singer where he tells that guy “Go have a few drinks and drive home.”

  • Randi Starr

    Woman has alot of free time on her hands.

    • Michelle

      Most has-beens do. I mean, it’s not like they’ve got a schedule full of appearances, right?

      • Randi Starr

        Maybe she wants to give it a go and see if she’s got her moneys worth, with the plastic surgery. I fear she would melt under the lights though.

        • 1SkepticalChick

          Yeah, you can hear her click when she walks.

    • TocksNedlog

      And a lot of freeze time on her face.

  • Maxx

    Hey Sonny….time for the remix in honor of your surviving partner.

    Common sense was once the rage, uh huh
    The jobs report has turned the page, uh huh
    Entitlements are the current thing, uh huh
    Barry O is their newborn king, uh huh

    The nut goes on.

    • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

      That is GREAT.

  • DV S1EOG

    Is she still relevant?

    • Michelle

      Only as comedy fodder.

    • TexSizzle

      Was she ever relevant?

      • trixiewoobeans

        She was NOT. She kept chasing and hooking up with musicians in the 70’s and 80’s, ruining their credibilities and careers. Only one managed to crawl out and attain a decent audience again, and that’s cause he was a cartoon anyway (Gene Simmons). She was a joke then, and a joke still. She’s just not in on it, apparently.

  • Steelaworkn

    Who’s Cher?

    • Gallatin

      A dried up, washed out has been that really wasn’t that talented to begin with.

  • Leroy Whitby

    I wonder if Cher will pass away before marauding, impoverished hordes loot Malibu?

  • $7610427

    Cher, I suspect you’ve had many a creature in your nether regions!

    • TocksNedlog

      She has many a creature there now.

      They’re kinda microscopic and stuff.

  • $24414377

    …and if anyone would be familiar with creatures from nether regions…

  • wwbdinct

    Whack job.

  • Gallatin

    She made up a cool line, that’s funny.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      And makes sure everyone knows it’s cool. Cool to quote Nixon that is.

  • Tangchung

    Cher stole half that from -gasp- Nixon. That fact alone should be shoved in her face.
    β€œIt is time for the great silent majority of Americans to stand up and be counted.” β€” Richard Nixon
    Tell Cher she is quoting Nixon her head will explode. Hurry someone tell her!

    • For My Liberty

      Just did…*l*

      • Tangchung

        Thanks πŸ˜‰

  • twinx

    Cher should know A LOT about ‘nether regions.’ One more face lift and HER nether region will appear on her face… as a goatee.

  • Linkit

    Cher did you forget to pass the pipe or did you have to much coke today?

  • notenoughtime

    Between the obsession with plastic surgery and her claim to fame being #1 character for drag queens, she is moving onto the next face of her life with a reputation of a buffoon. Twitter is the mechanism that celebrities show their true characters and sink any hope of hard earned dollars being plunked down for another project.

  • traffic_robot

    It’s her thoughtful, well reasoned, and eloquent arguments that make me want to smoke crack.

  • QBallBrazil

    She’s just upset because the world finally ran out of 18 year old boys for her to date, and cougars are in and old turtles are out.

  • el_polacko

    what the heck is this obsession with cruz ? all he did was ask a few questions…is that verboten now ?
    cher needs to get to work on some music. politics has caused her to lose her mind.

  • hatsylady

    Cher, you’re creepy, you’re scary and you may need institutionalization soon. I love Ted Cruz.

  • Sonya A. Willis

    That should be the title for her next album, “Creature from the Nether Regions.”

  • carti

    ….or spend your senior years tweeting nonsense on your big button jitterbug and still BE IRRELEVANT.

  • Pat Loudoun

    I just cannot figure out how on Earth her daughter went nuts.

  • KristenSuzanneM

    What an absolute moron….and she thinks she counts for something…not likely…no wonder Sonny was a Republican ….she’s just a nominal idiot….and a bigot herself…

  • Guest

    What is the “sell by” date on her many plastic enhancements…
    she is deteriorating at an alarming rate.

  • devosf03

    This old granny is on her way to senility. Her mind and body have grown dull with the passage of time. I pity this ancient creature.

  • Jane Smith

    I think Cher just sounds racist against Senator Cruz.