Venus Williams can only dream of Hostess Sno Balls

Great, now we have a craving for Twinkies. Did Hostess really shut down following a standoff with the bakers’ union, or was the Twinkiepocalypse just a bad dream?

Lagos? We want Sno Balls in America!

  • Love of Country

    I like Venus …. she’s generally quite delightful and has been since day one. I know her parents must be exceptionally proud, goodness knows they’re both extremely supportive of she and her sister …. good times.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      While richard Williams has a rep of being a typical Stage Dad, you can’t deny Venus and Serena ARE in the Top 10 All-Time Greats in tennis.

      • Corey Dennison

        Absolutely…and I love that commercial with the guy dreaming of playing ping pong vs the Williams sisters. I think it’s for the iPhone, not sure.

  • Frank Drebin

    Her next tweet: “when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”

  • Aine

    The pink Sno Balls were my favorites…

  • Maxx

    During the Gulf War, the bi-monthly surprise after “mail call,” was the box of Hostess Ding Dongs packed in every overseas pkg.

    Those bad boys were no joke. Gonna miss ’em. They were quite valuable for bartering as well, if memory serves me. lol

  • TheKingJAK

    Whenever my parents packed those in our lunch bag as kids, it was an awesome surprise. Kids would try to barter, but death to any who attempted to steal my Hostess snacks! ;-p

  • $23629333

    Does Frosty have Sno Balls?

    • TexSizzle


  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Oh, I had the naughtiest mental image of her with a pair of Hostess Snowballs…

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Sno Balls were the best but now we can’t have em because of the farking Union jagoffs.

    • SJ’s Dad

      . . . “jagoffs”?!?!?!
      What are “yuns” from “the ‘Burgh”?
      (Good Times!)

  • Roto

    I thought this was going to be a story about racist desserts….

  • The First Lady ; D

    Luckily Walmart makes a version of Sno Balls that are just as good!