#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals lack of free birth control is a #WarOnWomen, but 1 in 4 collegiate women being raped isn't.
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Chelsea (@chelseagrunwald) February 21, 2013That’s right! In misogynist liberal-land, rape on campuses doesn’t even exist. Not the “real” kind, at least. Right, Bob Beckel? Twitter users decided to collect some other liberal life lessons today. Mockery: It is the best medicine. And the best way to shine a light on the dangers of liberalism.
GOP uses racist code words like "entitlement" but Democrats can scream words like "coon" without being racist.#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals—
GOPMommy (@GOPMommy) February 21, 2013
Yep. It’s all hunky-dory if Alec Baldwin says it. Some of his best grants are black, so it’s totally OK.
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Obama's grades/papers in college were so stellar and amazing but he doesn't want to show anyone and show off.—
The Young Cons (@YoungCons) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Conservative women aren't supposed to be pretty AND smart.—
LoriGirl ★ #2A (@conservtivemom) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals How to defend against rape using the Heimlich Maneuver, a Tic-Tac and some string.—
(@Mattphilbin) February 21, 2013
Or some vomit feigning. And don’t forget those whistles!
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Running high powered weapons to foreign drug cartels is good. Owning high powered guns yourself is bad.—
Jo Anne moretti (@JoAnneMoretti) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Doubling Gas Prices can't be bad because the Media is ignoring your pain.—
AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 21, 2013
Shhh. If you don’t talk about the rising gas prices, it isn’t happening!
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – Women are not sex objects. (Unless your name is Clinton, Menendez, Weiner)—
Laura Freed (@heyLauraFreed) February 21, 2013
They all have a (D) next to their names, silly!
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Children are burdens that hinder happiness – unless they can be used as props for political purposes—
(@prolificbreeder) February 21, 2013
When 50 people show up to protest the war it's newsworthy. When 10,000 show up to protest abortion it's not. #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals—
GOPMommy (@GOPMommy) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals if the government does not fund something , it is banned.—
Social Repressor (@lheal) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Tolerance and open mindedness are all-important. Except for any ideas that contradict liberalism.—
(@prolificbreeder) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The dignity of the office of POTUS was overrated.—
AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – What happens in Benghazi stays in Benghazi.—
Laura Freed (@heyLauraFreed) February 21, 2013
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism, unless there is a liberal in office.#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals—
Social Repressor (@lheal) February 21, 2013
And, win.
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The chicken crossed the road because it's Bush's fault and you're a racist.—
The Young Cons (@YoungCons) February 21, 2013
Because, Bush. And racism, natch.
Keep them coming, Twitter!
