Obama will make seas recede and stop gun violence! Citizens say, ‘good luck, genius’

But, he’s The One! He can make seas recede and totally stop gun violence. Case. Closed! President Obama’s Twitter account is tweeting out #WeDemandAVote. The tweets include the following:

Once again, President Obama is using children, and other people’s pain,  as human prop-aganda.

He is also absurdly suggesting that his gun-grabbing policies can stop gun violence.

Because criminals will totally listen if The One says so. Well, he is the “light and the future,” according to actor Russell Crowe. The Sun God can do anything, right?

Bingo! Luckily, citizens on Twitter are at the ready to provide the president with a much-needed dose of reality.

A Teachable Moment. Of course, he won’t listen. He’s got people-using and gun-grabbing to do.

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