Obama will make seas recede and stop gun violence! Citizens say, ‘good luck, genius’

But, he’s The One! He can make seas recede and totally stop gun violence. Case. Closed! President Obama’s Twitter account is tweeting out #WeDemandAVote. The tweets include the following:

Once again, President Obama is using children, and other people’s pain,  as human prop-aganda.

He is also absurdly suggesting that his gun-grabbing policies can stop gun violence.

Because criminals will totally listen if The One says so. Well, he is the “light and the future,” according to actor Russell Crowe. The Sun God can do anything, right?

Bingo! Luckily, citizens on Twitter are at the ready to provide the president with a much-needed dose of reality.

A Teachable Moment. Of course, he won’t listen. He’s got people-using and gun-grabbing to do.

  • Netmilsmom

    He can send the Unicorns around to magically turn all the guns into bouquets.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Aborted babies don’t get to vote.

  • Lady 12

    Hey, Barry, #WeDemandABudget!

  • MarcoAurelius

    Obama is the all powerful incarnation of Abaddon, Adramalech, Ahriman, Beherit, Cimeries, Erlik, Milcom, Mormo, Nergal, Yama and Yen-lo-Wang.

  • sigh

    That nose in the air pic irritates me to no end

    • Joe W.

      So does his wart. With all his cash, why does he not get it removed??

      • pajamakat

        You are so right Joe. I would love to just rip that right off his face. It’s disgusting. Looks like it’s getting bigger too.

    • Emily B

      A picture is worth 1,000 words. Pure arrogance.

    • Sylvia

      True..but at least he isn’t jutting his chin up so far that he’s on the verge of breaking his neck. Mussolini ain’t got S***T on him.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H54YRU4IGXQ2OZBA264ZVXPQ2A Paul

      would like to smash it back into his skull

  • J. Cox

    22 years ago my Uncle was walking home from work on a typical Chicago night,he was beaten then stabbed to death for less than $10…..what laws will stop that from happening to any one else?My cousin died from taking….illegal drugs…what law will stop that from happening again?Making laws for the sake of making laws so you can say…we did something is ignorant,and the fact the dems keep trying this approach says a lot.
    Keep punishing the wrong people though,I am sure the statist are wringing their hands in glee as they dance on the graves of every victim they can throw in front of the lowinfo crowd.

    • almarquardt

      I’m sorry for your losses. You made an excellent point, which I will expand on by adding that it’s not about saving lives. It’s about control, certainly, but also about the politicians feeling better about themselves: “See! I did something about gun violence! Ain’t I a peach?”

      Whether or not it makes a positive difference or results in more tyranny and death is irrelevant.

  • geronl

    Every rapist and home invader killed by a gun is a senseless tragedy to these cretins

  • NachoCheese (D)

    Ah the trusty appeal to emotion fallacy that Obamao loves so much.

    Pretty sad to consider that the President always (only) uses logical fallacies to push his statist agenda.

    Molon Labe

  • IronButterfly

    In 2010, 2244 people were killed with knives and hammers. Demand vote to ban knives and hammers now. #knivesandhammersnow

  • civet

    What is the left’s fascination with Orwellian wording to cloud the issue? They lost any chance with me on immigration the first time I heard the phrase “undocumented citizen”. Now they’ve shied away from “gun control” to the less totalitarian “Let’s end gun violence” banner. How ’bout we focus on the problem and take steps to reduce violent crime? That’s really the issue at stake. If I am ever face-to-face with a violent offender and can reach my Beretta, I imagine I’ll be all about some gun violence.

    • AdoEdem

      It’s because leftists are always marketing their repulsive ideas of a social utopia circa 1930 with a little “rebranding”. Which is why eugenics is now “population control” (expect that one to change soon; people are staring to catch on, which is when leftists rebrand a pet agenda) or “women’s reproductive rights”. That last one is especially telling, since the wealthy white supremacist who started it all (Margaret Sanger) knew decent people would be repulsed by her agenda. In order for her to sell her selective breeding program to the public, she had to lay a veneer of “philanthropy” and “feminism” over it. Once she did that, it was so effective that even successive generations bought into her B.S. hook, line, and sinker.

      As long as the left continues in trying to bypass basic human decency to achieve their delusions of social utopia, their constant rebranding is going to continue. And of course, one of the main things stopping them from their totalitarian Barbie Dream House is an armed citizenry. I suppose that it’s good they’re pushing so hard, because that pretty much sets people’s tyranny alarm off, getting them asking just why it is that there’s a big push for guns but not cars or running water (neither of which are a natural right protected by the Constitution). It’s a little bit of the mask over leftists’ inner despots coming off, and it might be just enough to get people asking what else they’ve been lying to our faces about. (Spoiler: pretty much everything)

  • Arch Deacon

    Shotgun Joe Biden… 2-Cocks and he is ready to blow…

    • Liquid Language

      sounds more like former Senator Larry Craig.

      • bidentime

        Liquid Language = pisstalk

        • Liquid Language

          @bidentime, looks like you are one step away from a wide stance, buddy. You can claim you were just “pisstalking” when the cops pull you out of the stall.

          • ForTheRepublic

            Hehe. you’re such an adorable little tyke, with your pathetic little trolling and your ignorant-laced photo. It would be cute if you weren’t so devastatingly obvious.

          • Liquid Language

            Made you take some time to respond, so you’ve been netted too.

          • ForTheRepublic

            Nah, just busy, you know, going to college and stuff. Sorry bout having a life, friend. Tell you what: I believe the WWE is a real as your ability to hold a discussion without resorting to ad-hominem attacks. :)

          • Liquid Language

            What I find adorable is that you’re a grown man who follows the WWE and wrestlers on twitter. Is it real to you, damnit?!

          • J. Cox

            Wow..for a guy who just tried to use the “Jesus Freak” and rant on someone in this thread accusing him of hate and all that,seems you just showed that once again,liberal projection trumps truth.

  • KateNE

    The sad and scary part is that Obama really does think he’s that magical.

    • mhojai

      but still not as much as he knows liberals are that stupid.

  • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

    Official FBI stats show that gun related deaths have been trending down; knives & baseball bats murders on the rise — maybe we should ban them/s Link to official FBI stats: http://tinyurl.com/d4hcd4u

  • Love of Country

    The only way to stop gun violence (and poverty and addiction, etc) is to stop spreading your uber devisive and demoralizing Saul Alinsky venom every single fricken day of your life and start preaching christian and conservative values. It actually works every time …. this isn’t rocket science, you reckless and clueless buffoon.

    Treat the community’s problems and you’ll never have to treat the symptoms again. You don’t have to revoke our Second Amendment. You don’t have to give 25 million extra people foodstamps. You don’t have to try to force employers to hire felons. You don’t have to give away free phones and cable TV. You don’t have to have 10,000 disgraceful DNC homicides every single year.

    Listen, kid ….. before you go to all those un-American extremes (as if you’ve run out of good ideas and are at your wit’s end) …. try preaching life-saving conservative values for just once in your dishonest life. Dinglebarry, if you can show me just one slightly dysfunctional conservative neighborhood anywhere in the entire country, I promise to pinch you and wake you up from your dreams before your next tee time, lol. Just remember, these are the same non-violent, hard-working, patriotic neighborhoods that you and your entire fascist little Party are demonizing on national TV every single day of the year …. fools!

    Stop treating the symptoms, you willful saboteur. Because you know best, that if you ever DID start fixing people’s problems instead of just addressing their symptoms (breadcrumbs of appeasement) all the time …. they’ll eventually get well and leave your soul-robbing, hate-filled/racist communist Party!

    • Liquid Language

      wow, for someone totally not filled with hate, you sure spew a lot. I’m sure it’s just your way of showing Jesus what a good Christian you are. The thing is, Jesus talked a lot about making peace with others, reconciling to your enemies. Something tells me you would rather sleep with your wife than do that. So, carry on worshipping the devil in the name of the lord with all the righteous indignation of yours. Oh, also, islamofascist hollywood gays are coming to make you gay marry your fish, so make sure you get your big ol gun ready!

      • Love of Country

        Fascism and pathological liars bring out the worst in me ….. so shoot me already!

    • CloneSix

      + 1000

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

    Ever notice in every picture of THE ONE he always seems to be looking down his nose at people?

  • Danny Wheeler

    Yeah, best of luck to you, O-Bozo!

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Will you stop gun violence by finally figuring out where all those rifles you sent to Mexico ended up? They couldn’t have come back to the US because you said the border was already sealed off.

  • Orlando Cee

    Without a doubt, there are criminal organizations out there planning on how they will make a FORTUNE selling firearms if Obama has his way. Al Capone was just a two bit hood until Prohibition made him, and a lot his kind rich and powerful.

    Sadly, most Americans never seem to be good at studying history. We’re always condemned to repeat it.

  • stuckinIL4now

    If anything, The One’s lies, false and broken promises, and his economy-crushing job-cremating American-way-of-life suffocating policies have more likely increased gun, and other, violence by like 1000% or maybe 10,000%.

  • DwellsInFire

    (1) Identify source of the problem.
    (2) Stop the problem at its source.

    (1) Problem is the liberal welfare state that pays unwed sluts and crack whores to have babies they don’t want and can’t properly raise so they can get money to live on, thus breeding generations of violent criminals.
    (2) Solution is to make it illegal to have children out of wedlock and without financially being able to raise them. Anybody who violates that law or commits any kind of felony gets a mandatory vasectomy / sterilization. Sterilization will also apply to current prisoners who are let out of prison. Voluntary sterilization with monetary reward for anybody who isn’t a criminal… Stop this amnesty talk, we don’t need even more gangs and murders in the country breeding the next generation of murderers… Infiltrate gangs and run stings to haul them and their weapons in. Offer monetary reward for identifying criminals.

    Without something like this, any significant reduction in gun crime will never happen.

  • Cold War Grunt

    Because the 20K+ gun laws we have aren’t strict enough … ?

  • Cold War Grunt

    Because the 20K+ gun laws we have aren’t strict enough … ?

  • kim

    @BarackObama… if my neice and her husband had owned a gun, they might not have been shot 15 times with a 22 rifle and murdered in their own home.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H54YRU4IGXQ2OZBA264ZVXPQ2A Paul

    “I am lucky I survived that day. Some of my classmates were not as lucky. This needs to stop.”

    Wait, is that quote about the gun control debate or the abortion debate? I’m confused.