Matt Drudge warns of streets filled with Google Glass zombies

What’s this about, then? Who’s that guy in the picture? It’s Google co-founder Sergey Brin, spotted on the subway in New York City last month wearing a pair of Google’s Project Glass specs. Yes, they’re Internet-enabled glasses, and you can use them while mountain climbing or doing, erm, anything else.

Get ready; if you thought it was awkward not knowing if that guy wearing the Bluetooth earpiece was talking to you, wait until Google Glass hits the streets in large numbers.

Not so fast, everyone.


Resistance is futile! Matt Drudge, Sunday poet, mocks Sergey Brin and the Google glasses Borg

  • almarquardt

    The glasses remind me of all the people in WALL-E. So busy enjoying their technology, they’re missing out on the wonders around them.

    Sometimes it’s good not to be “connected.”

  • Tangchung

    If i had kids I’d have them wear these glasses to school. Never know what they are teaching these days. Glasses might help identify criminals on the streets to. Holdup, purse snatching etc…

  • TheTweetest

    Everyones is gonna hav that funny indentation on their nose now …no longer reserved for grannies and nerdlings

    • CatHerder

      Or nearsighted people, which I have been since fourth grade.

  • Ariadnea

    The negative health effect it will have on users’ eye sight will be horrendous.

  • Catchance

    Remember Navin Johnson’s invention in ‘The Jerk’, the Optigrab? Perhaps the Google Glasses will cause people’s eyes to cross.

  • TugboatPhil

    I don’t see this ending well. Rowdy Roddy Piper tried to tell us!

    • almarquardt

      One of my all time favorite movies. It has the best fight scene EVER!

      • TugboatPhil

        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum!

        • almarquardt

          Ha! Did you know Roddy ad-libbed that line?

  • Ben Bollman

    Know how annoying people with Bluetooth headsets are? Yeah, this is going to be 100x worse

  • Ronin

    …and the government wearing ones will know your credit score, everything you’ve ever said, your voting history, There are no do-overs anymore.

  • GaryTheBrave

    How expensive are these glasses?

  • stuckinIL4now

    And this would differ from iphone/smartphone/cellphone zombies how?

  • Jason

    Wow, a quantum leap forward for the homemade POV porn industry. Hands-free!! Maybe you can add effects like trails and switching to black and white… and sex will finally have succeeded in simulating a Japanese video game.