Greg Gutfeld: ‘I’m all for the buddy system, as long as buddy is the name of your gun’

Boom, again! As Twitchy reported yesterday, Greg Gutfeld slammed the outrageous rape avoidance “tips” offered by Democrats. Today, he slammed the appalling “advice” from yet another Democrat: Use the buddy system, ladies. You can’t be trusted with a firearm to protect yourself. Just buddy up, instead. You gals like to do that anyway, right? In your shorty nightgowns, and braiding each other’s hair. At least, that’s what misogynist and woman-infantilizing Democrats seem to think. Oh, look! A shiny gun! How on earth could you handle such a thing, without being distracted or becoming hysterical?

Greg knows that women may be best served by a truly empowering buddy, who fits right into their purses.

Awesome, indeed. But the Left would rather have victims than empowered women.

  • V the K

    Is it just me, or do leftists seem to be more worried that a rapist might get shot than a woman might get raped?

    • peteee363

      could it be they are the rapists?

    • William J. Miller

      I was wondering the same thing. They seem to have a lot invested in violent perverts remaining unmaimed.

      • Judy B

        Investments must be protected, they vote Dim.

    • WingedBishop

      They’re just trying to protect their votes.

    • nc

      Maybe it depends if it’s “rape rape.”

    • Jim Russell

      They’re against capital punishment.

      In fact, they tend to side with criminals over victim.

    • Billie Slash

      If you’re a liberal, the ‘rapist’ is probably your brother, husband, or congressman. They have to look out for their own.

  • stillinthe60s

    Are these bozo’s, members of the same party that just cheered BO letting women into combat units. What do they think they will be using on the front lines? A purse filled with makeup?

    • Spatial Awareness

      – A Pen & A Whistle. ~_^

      • William J. Miller

        “And the left fielder is at the wall. And that ball is outta here!” :-)

  • Jack Deth

    Having been in uniform for decades all over the world. The “Buddy System” works pretty well for guys. Though not that well for females, where females are allowed off base. For females, all the Buddy System represents is the availability of two potential targets instead of one.

    If a female needs a buddy. Get a .45 and a pancake hip holster. And a .38 snub and an ankle holster and name them “Butch” and “Sundance”.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      From one Jack to another.. BANG! ZWING! POW! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Mapache

      the UN-Viagara

    • Mapache

      the UN-Viagara

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    The whole leftist mentality is about creating victims. This is just another example.

  • CatHerder

    Gee whiz, my wife’s buddy is named Winchester 1200, and he has five short statements he’d like to make on the subject of rape.

  • annoyinglittletwerp

    Actually, I’m naming my gun Hope & Change.

    • Sally1137

      I named mine Passive Resistance.

    • BlueStateRepub

      I named mine Andrew Cuomo.

  • Maxx

    I’ve decided if I ever have to call upon my 9mm Steyr to defend my life, I’ll forever name it “the Liberal” because after it’s “fired,” you can guarantee it will be someone else’s fault.

    • Billie Slash

      HA! Thanks for the laugh!!

  • Colt_Commander_45

    A liberal is somebody who has not been raped yet. My wife’s Glock 19 is a gun with no name.

  • NRPax

    I think I’ll name my shotgun Nuance and my 1911 Counterpoint.

  • Smeethow

    I have a friend that calls her gun THE JUDGE. And he goes pretty much every where she does.

  • BlueStateRepub

    Love Red Eye, love The Five, love Gutfeld!!!

  • David Harrison

    Andrea Tantaros is a Grecian Goddess.

  • Mapache

    Rules for a gunfight: 1) bring a gun 2) bring all your friends with guns 3) shoot first 4) shoot again.

  • Mapache

    Rules for a gunfight: 1) bring a gun 2) bring all your friends with guns 3) shoot first 4) shoot again.