Boom! Greg Gutfeld slams outrageous lib rape ‘tips’; ‘The rapist should be crapping, not the victim’; Update: Video added

And that is why we love Greg Gutfeld. Fox News’ “The Five” took on the outrageous liberal rape-avoidance “tips” and the shake fist-inducing remarks made by Colorado Democrat, Rep. Salazar.

https://twitter.com/DanaPerino/status/303945453282684929

https://twitter.com/TRONSHOW/status/303989679886311424

https://twitter.com/minyetchik/status/303987629131698176

Beckel showed his idiocy once again.

https://twitter.com/michnic70/status/303989893816803329

https://twitter.com/RyanMarshall86/status/303991155891253249

https://twitter.com/OnePrimeCRE/status/303990367764754432

https://twitter.com/Honeyporter735/status/303990739132620803

But Greg Gutfeld was spot-on, as always.

https://twitter.com/thesavvy/status/303989632742350850

Yes, thank you. Unlike liberal men, Greg Gutfeld seeks to empower women instead of leaving them helpless victims. Those on the Left infantilize women and suggest that they pretend to vomit, cry or faint to avoid rape. Silly dears! Fetch your smelling salts and get to the fainting couch. That will help you! Next, offer the rapist a cookie.

Gutfeld continued calling it like it is.

https://twitter.com/herrserj/status/303989937999605760

https://twitter.com/sheepdog27/status/303990627278921728

https://twitter.com/youthpastorbry/status/303990583821750273

And he topped it off with this:

https://twitter.com/kcpdip/status/303991697505914882

Amen, Greg. Remember this, ladies. Liberal men believe you to be hysterical half-wits who are lucky to be able to figure out how to put on a vagina costume without getting all tangled up in it. Men on the Right know you are not, and they seek to empower you. The real war on women is perpetrated by the men who seek to disarm you.

Update:

http://youtu.be/FUDflKg6JiU

And see Bob Beckel’s repugnant comments here:

Cretinous Bob Beckel: What’s a little mythical campus rape? Are you supposed to shoot your date? 

 

 
  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    This is why Gutfeld is so awesome; he’s funny AND tells it like it is. I’m sick of the Left trying to put women down, but then they view us as nothing more than genitalia. Lady parts can’t operate guns, you guys!

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good comment, gal! Girl power!

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good comment, gal! Girl power!

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    This is why Gutfeld is so awesome; he’s funny AND tells it like it is. I’m sick of the Left trying to put women down, but then they view us as nothing more than genitalia. Lady parts can’t operate guns, you guys!

  • mike_in_kosovo

    I love it when Gutfeld puts Blathering Beckel in his place.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Of course, that’s not hard to do – Blowhard Bob beclowns himself on a pretty regular basis.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Of course, that’s not hard to do – Blowhard Bob beclowns himself on a pretty regular basis.

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      BOOOOM!!! Free reply because I always feel bad for folks like you that have to reply to themselves because no one else does. God Bless!

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Says the person with 24 votes, responding to the person with 27 *hundred* votes….what was that about a ‘nobody’, again?

      • Jeremy

        idiot

      • KansasGirl

        Getting back to the subject, (that you are trying to ignore)…what’s your opinion of Beckel’s comment?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        Given the exchange that preceded your comment, clearly representing two separate and unique comments, how does your own comment pass intellectual muster?

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      BOOOOM!!! Free reply because I always feel bad for folks like you that have to reply to themselves because no one else does. God Bless!

    • Jeremy

      He is too smart for Beckel to understand.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        True…but most things qualify for that.

        Lichen, small rocks, bacteria…

        • BeautifulAmerica

          Ha, ha! Good one!

        • CherDash

          Amoebae…

  • mike_in_kosovo

    I love it when Gutfeld puts Blathering Beckel in his place.

  • peteee363

    i still don’t know why greg does not have a prime time slot?

    • V the K

      Not enough of a blowhard?

    • V the K

      Not enough of a blowhard?

    • bonnieblue2A

      Fox turned to the left following the Murdoch scandle in the UK. Soros & Obama really put the screws to the network. There is no way anyone as politically incorrect as Gutfeld will see another prime time slot. Remember, they also axed Judge Napolitano and Eric Bolling’s time slots for re-runs because there were too harsh to the Obama administration.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Yeah, they should turn that back around.

    • richard40

      He has gradually been getting more play. He started out in the 0 dark 30 nobody watches hours on Red Eye, now he hosts The 5. I expect if he continues to do well he will get his own show on prime time.

  • peteee363

    i still don’t know why greg does not have a prime time slot?

  • Jack Deth

    Big Kudos to Greg Gutfeld.

    Hope his mom’s surgery went well!

    Memo to Bob Beckel:

    If you have gone through an NRA approved firearm safety/carry course. You know full well not enter a bar or drink while armed. You also know what to expect from the legal profession after you have pulled the trigger!

  • Jack Deth

    Big Kudos to Greg Gutfeld.

    Hope his mom’s surgery went well!

    Memo to Bob Beckel:

    If you have gone through an NRA approved firearm safety/carry course. You know full well not enter a bar or drink while armed. You also know what to expect from the legal profession after you have pulled the trigger!

  • Conrad2010

    A gun is able to keep a rapist from raping again.

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      B00000000000M!!!!!!!!!!! Truth to power! From my cold, dead hands!

      • KansasGirl

        What gun do you have for protection?

        • 1SkepticalChick

          Must be a big ol’ boomy one. I shall call him Boom Boom.

          • KansasGirl

            lol

      • $36544368

        How about from your cold, dead brain? I smell troll.

        • Rabid

          Is that what that smell is? Rotting troll brains???

          • $36544368

            Yes sir!

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Sorry, a gun is not able to do anything. A person with a gun is able to keep a rapist from raping again.

      • $36544368

        …and make him a permanent soprano if nothing else…you see, I’d rather not kill the rapist…I’d rather see my aim cause him to limp with his luggage dragging the ground for the rest of his life..that’s the best punishment. Of course I’m not against a clean shot that would make him assume room temperature rather quickly either.

  • Conrad2010

    A gun is able to keep a rapist from raping again.

  • $35072932

    Boom Zing!!!

    Right on the nosey!

  • BrokenTusk

    If you disagree you must be a rapist.

  • RightThinking1

    I’m reminded of Dolly Parton’s character in “9 to 5”. Here’s the clip:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRaeKaL1Rhw

    • $36544368

      OMG…I love that scene…and watching Dabney Coleman’s character sweat is the best part of it…”I’m gonna get my gun, and then I’m gonna turn you from a rooster to a hen in one shot”.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      LOL! Dolly Oakley!

  • Portnoy

    Well, if there’s one thing Bob knows about, it’s DRUNK…

    • KansasGirl

      And don’t forget “mythical” rape. lol

      • $36544368

        Oh, that would be Zeus and Diana? LOL!

  • stillinthe60s

    Nothing better than coming home and seeing GG doing some serious smack down with a lib. On the 5 or Twitter.

  • kim

    I love advice from men on rape. So many of them have obviously never been there. I, personally, don’t want to pretend to vomit, cry or tell him I’ve got my period. I want him dead.
    But have to admit, those dressing up like vaginas certainly leave the impression of absolute stupidity

    • camnpat

      Well said Kim. To put it shortly, you don’t want to play the part of the poor, defenseless victim that has to beg for her life or play a show that, let’s be honest, will likely be a bigger turn on for any man willing to rape, as women at that university have been suggested to do.

      • $36544368

        Yup…rape is a crime of violence…and control…and if a man thinks he can freak you out even more during the committing of the crime, then the better it is for him.

    • $23639361

      exactly. an injection of lead into the brain (or center mass) of the would be rapist is the sure way to halt his desire to do violence to a potential victim.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      And #9 on the University list states that if you do any of the previous 8 things on their list it could makes things worse for you, & to use you own judgement in what action to take. My judgement: shoot the bas****. Makes it good for me…(shrug).

  • Bowzer

    Why is this even up for debate?

  • Raye09

    Let’s make a list of the lefts confusing arguments in recent weeks:

    Women are just as strong, if not stronger as men and are fit for combat mentally and physically

    Give all soldiers a gun and ammo and they are equal.

    A womans period will not get in the way of her doing the job, we are all the same biologically.

    The military’s standards are too high and need to be lowered to include women who cannot meet them.

    Women should not carry a gun because they are too weak and simple to know how to use one.

    Putting a gun in a womans hands is deadly, women are too emotional and should carry whistles instead.

    Your period is so debilitating and disgusting a rapist will take pity on you and leave you alone immediately once they find out you are mensturating.

    BTW here is the full list of crap advice:

    What To Do If You’re Attacked
    1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
    2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
    3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can’t run in them.
    4. Don’t take time to look back; just get away.
    5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
    6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
    7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
    8. Yelling, hitting, or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
    9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
    10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

  • Mapache

    Gregg Guttfield is the perfect weapon! Pixie like in size, disarming smile, wears tennis shoes with a balzer and has a rapier like wit. Bob Beckel has only half of what Greg has.

    • TexSizzle

      a half wit?

      • Mapache

        precisely

  • oneword

    Beckel is a fat pig

    • $23639361

      hold on now!! don’t be insulting pigs… the piggy gives the most heavenly of foods…bacon. I don’t wanna think of beckel whilst eating bacon

      • CherDash

        Mmmm. Bacon! That’s what’s for dinner tonight :-)

  • Conrad2010

    A gun could keep a rapist from raping again.

    • $23639361

      yep, a rapist taking a “dirt nap” ain’t gonna be hurting anyone ever again.

    • $23639361

      yep, a rapist taking a “dirt nap” ain’t gonna be hurting anyone ever again.

  • [email protected]

    Liberalism as most of us know is a mental malfunction.

  • [email protected]

    Liberalism as most of us know is a mental malfunction.

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    In my state, like most others I suspect, they don’t just hand you a concealed carry permit. You must have an FBI background check including fingerprinting and take the necessary training which includes all applicable laws. Then you must demonstrate proficiency with the handgun. This can only happen when you are 21 or older. So, Bob’s vision of drunken frat boys packin’ heat on their way home from the bars is a little ridiculous…sorta like Bob.

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    In my state, like most others I suspect, they don’t just hand you a concealed carry permit. You must have an FBI background check including fingerprinting and take the necessary training which includes all applicable laws. Then you must demonstrate proficiency with the handgun. This can only happen when you are 21 or older. So, Bob’s vision of drunken frat boys packin’ heat on their way home from the bars is a little ridiculous…sorta like Bob.

  • celestiallady

    I would personally love to see all these men that think rape is funny and not a serious crime against women be faced with being raped themselves. Then we would see who is screaming for a gun! On second thought, they are not men. Real men protect women.

    • richard40

      It nice for once to hear leftist dems trying to explain away dumb rape coments. I am glad Obama brought up gun control, because it has given us an issue we can all rally behind, and has exposed how stupid, and even how anti women, dems really are.

  • celestiallady

    I would personally love to see all these men that think rape is funny and not a serious crime against women be faced with being raped themselves. Then we would see who is screaming for a gun! On second thought, they are not men. Real men protect women.

  • Jim McCormack

    No concealed carry where Liquor is served in Florida..

  • Puro Pets

    Bob Beckel is one really DIM BULB! (he is why I don’t watch The Five)

    • richard40

      Dont think like leftists, who cant bear to even hear a conservative point of view. You need to hear the enemies arguments, so you are prepared to counter them. That is why every Fox show always has a token leftist, and they are a better program for it.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/GW6ALM3N2YFTOT6TN3GZGAHQG4 Frank Balcer

    I can’t stand Beckel.

  • SwTk

    What kind of ass hat thinks RAPE is an awesome thing to experience? Giving or getting? The cure is a .38 or .45. Done.

  • davesmarineelectronics.com

    I hit the mute button when Bob talks.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Why does Fox keep someone as ignorant as Beckel on The Five anyway?

    • richard40

      He serves his function. It gives the conservatives a leftist to argue with and put down, and reminds the viewers how stupid leftist arguments really are. And it also allows Fox to maintain some balance. If MSNBC did the same thing, by putting on some reasonably capable conservatives on their panels, they would be a better show, but leftists cannot do that because they cant bear to even hear competing points of view.

      • Cruz2016!!!

        I’m not saying not to have a liberal on the show, I’m saying why do they have this moron liberal on the show…he’s terrible…but then again, most liberals are