AP announces Fergie’s pregnancy with tweet about ‘her lovely lady lump’

The Associated Press has been trying to keep up with the rest of the mainstream media in their race to the bottom, and the venerated AP managed a quick sprint forward today with its tweet announcing the impending motherhood of Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie. Fergie sang the Black Eyed Peas hit “My Humps,” get it? But “lady lump”?

Now see, if BuzzFeed had tweeted that it would have been cool, right? The AP never gets to have any fun.

  • http://granitegrok.com/author/mike Mike Rogers

    I guess the hump is required before she has a bump!
    The always classy lamestream media. Ugh.

  • HARP2

    Is this supposed to historic or something?

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Further proof the AP is just as useless as we always expected

  • Brian Roastbeef

    Seriously. Screw all of those above that joyously added in with “should be bump.” And screw whoever came up with the phrase “baby bump.” Sideways.

    “Baby bump” is the worst abomination to come upon the English language since Clinton publicly revisited the definition of “is.” Government should be less concerned with grabbing guns and more active in grabbing the computers of self-described “journalists” that stick that crap on the headlines of their “work.” The phrase “baby bump” single-handedly degrades every corner of the Internets – and that’s a place that has given the world goatse (don’t look it up).

  • Love of Country

    Fergie may very well be one of them there progs … but she got pipes, she got swagga, she definitely got moves … and she kinda hot, yo!
    (I’m not too small to give some credit where some credit is due, nope)

  • TeamMomScooter

    ::tosses AP Stylebook out the window::

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    It’s a media race to the bottom, society loses.

  • TeamMomScooter

    The tacky tweet they did delete; seems they couldn’t stand the heat.

  • nc

    I always thought a hump was a back deformity, a lump was something you rushed to the doctor to check out, and a bump was something you said “excuse me” for. But what do I know?

  • TN05

    I don’t have a problem with this – she deserves this for throwing that steaming pile of crap that is “My Humps” at us.

  • Guest

    You guys may not know this(or care, lol), but Josh Duhamel and his wife attend mass every week.

  • therantinggeek

    Congratulations to Fergie and Josh Duhamel; but man, did AP ever miss this one…