#AlecBaldwinExcuses I'm a Liberal; that's the way we roll
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The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 18, 2013Rude, thoughtless actor Alec Baldwin is still neck-deep in his own mental muck after allegedly hurling a racial epithet at a New York Post photographer. He denies it, of course, but maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt. If he really did it, he must have had a good reason. Helpful Twitterers were gracious enough to list some possible ones:
#AlecBaldwinExcuses He just thought the photographer was Clarence Thomas.—
David Garth (@DavidJGarth) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses There was a real raccoon there. Right there. I can't help you didn't see it. No, the animal. That's not what I meant!—
Joey Butler (@snarkVol) February 18, 2013
I was saying he was rich. "Coon" is short for "Tycoon." #AlecBaldwinExcuses—
Stuart (@Ringo6) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses It's tough out here on the streets of New York.—
The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses: I'm a rich white liberal… I can't be racist!!—
El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses Hadn't fully read the Race Card™ user's manual yet—
D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses …. but it was funny when everyone said it in Django Unchained.—
The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses "Haven't you cretins heard of Method Acting?"—
Diet Publicola (@DietPublicola) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses On most mornings, I eat breakfast with my pitcher of screwdrivers. Today, I forgot. That was the Stoli talking, not me.—
John C. Pechette (@heatpacker) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses I was practicing for a new role on Current TV.—
Ban Finger Guns (@CaptYonah) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses I was confused… thought the reporter was my daughter.—
American Elephant (@AmericnElephant) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses: I have a Capital One Percenter RaceCard!! youtube.com/watch?v=nzu4Eg…—
El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 18, 2013
Ha!
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