‘Comedian’ Rob Delaney: ‘Gun nuts jerk off to every murder in Chicago’

Thousands have been murdered by gun-wielding criminals in Chicago, a city with some of the strictest gun laws in the nation. Good thing not-so-funnyman Rob Delaney is around to advance the much-hyped “national conversation” on gun violence.

Nah, just kidding. Tragedy, schmagedy. For Delaney, these murders are a prime opportunity to take a vulgar and disingenuous swipe at conservatives. Priorities.

His excitement is … PALPABLE.

  • HARP2

    WHO ????

    • DanStlMo

      Exactly!

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      he probably will get his own show on msnbc now. and then Bill Maher will have a soulmate to call at 3 in the morning when he gets lonely.

      • TocksNedlog

        Bill Maher does not get lonely at 3 in the morning.

        Unless his credit card is rejected.

    • Sachel McNellie

      ask your child or a young colleague at work.

      • Agent_Zeero

        I did. And they said “who?”

        • EastValleyConservative

          Ha! Love it. I did the same thing and they said “who?”. If your child is watching this jerk or listening to him, your parenting skills need some fine tuning, if it is a young colleague, chances are working for a living and responsibility has flushed the moronic plague called progressive ideology right out of them.

          • Garth Haycock

            Fine tuning? I’d say that the parenting skills need a complete overhaul.

        • Lady 12

          You work with awesome people! But seriously, who is this nut?

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Prove it.

  • TEXANONLY

    would laugh real hard if you were one of the victims.

    • Svigor

      I’m with jay. I’m laughing about all the dead hood rat gang-bangers in Chicago, right now.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    I saw his show once, the audience wanted to shoot themselves.

    • $23629333

      Why not him?

    • Whirlwinder

      Funny! Funny!

  • Steve_J

    He prefers to attack people who have nothng to do with the murder rate in Chicago rather than hold the politicians running Chicago and Illinois to account. Of course doing the later would be work and wouldn’t afford many opportunities for baseless jokes.

  • http://www.favus.co.uk Favus

    Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people!! FFS!!

  • http://twitter.com/jamonthirteen jamonthirteen

    LEAVE RON DELANEY ALONE!!

    • Jim Denney

      We are … he’s pretty much alone at all his appearances.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      All caps? Someone’s got a schoolgirl crush, or so it would seem.

    • TocksNedlog

      We don’t want to jump on the same bandwagon as fame & fortune.

  • Andy Steel

    This is the best tweet I have ever read.

    • Mario Grueso Otalo

      I endorse this message.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      What was it that moved you so? The simplistic language? The innuendo Or, was it the demonetization of an ideological enemy and blatant obfuscation of their policy stances?

  • disqus_lLUSGwbabb

    Kind of like how excited a lot of liberals were to push their gun control agenda after the Newtown shootings?

  • http://ConservativeMom.net/ LoriGirl

    Exactly. “WHO?”

  • Gallatin

    rob delaney✔
    @robdelaney
    The best is how hard gun nuts jerk off to every murder in Chicago since they don’t like its gun laws. PALPABLE excitement.

    No the libturds are jerking off, because they know that if planned parenthood didn’t get the black babies through abortion then at least the big city libturd gun control laws will.

  • RichardBlaine

    Because it’s always the law-abiding citizens who are the problem… in every liberal’s mind.

  • Richard M Zhlubb

    If you’re complaining about something Rob Delaney tweets, you’ve sort of missed the point of the Rob Delaney Twitter stream. EVERYTHING he tweets is designed to offend the unwary.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I just went several through several days of his tweets. Some of it appeared to be jokes, but I wasn’t sure where the funny part was. I noticed he referenced Obama a few times, but otherwise he’s just another “comic” that’s scared to make fun of Democrats. If he does it in a show, I’ll just have to take someone’s word for it. His public “Truth to Power” Meter is set at Limp.

      I’m thinking instead of getting a trophy for everything he did as a kid, I believe he kept being told he was talented.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      So, in other words, he’s a raging a$$hole looking for attention?

    • TocksNedlog

      His point is to offend; therefore, if you are offended you’ve missed the point?

      • Richard M Zhlubb

        The point is that he didn’t tweet this because he believes it to be true; he tweeted it just to rile up unsuspecting folks on the internet, and it looks like he succeeded.

        • Jack Deth

          In the words of Orson Welles’ General Dreedle in ‘Catch-22’:

          “Take him out and shoot him.”

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    What? Does .@robdelaney hate Black Americans? Lord forbid lawful Black Americans should have the right to own a gun & defend themselves from violent gang bangers. #Chicago

  • Jack Deth

    *Get the Mind Bleach ready!*

    And Sarah Brady didn’t have a massive orgasm over the murders at Sandy Hook?

  • Rob Stevely

    I started following him because I heard he was the wittiest person on Twitter. It doesnt say much for the rest of Twitter.

  • $27789750

    Who?Judging by that spectacularly unfunny statement, he’s not worth the effort to research.

  • Joe W.

    Who is “Rob Delaney”??

    • anjullyn

      I wouldn’t ask “who.” I would ask “what,” and answer, “the excrement on the sole of my shoe.”

  • Agent_Zeero

    I have NO IDEA who that is

  • CatHerder

    Could somebody please put him out of my misery? I haven’t seen anything as unfunny since Turn On debuted.

  • RightThinking1

    Projection.

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    You gotta wonder why these comedians and actors want to piss off half their potential audience. It’s one thing to have a differing opinion, it’s another to call the other side nuts.

    • beebop1952

      Your comment also explains the death of the newspaper ….

      • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

        and SNL 😉

  • John Galt

    Yeah – the black thugs in the inner cities do indeed jerk off to every inner city murder – unless of course the death is part of their own colors

  • John Galt

    Meanwhile, Chris Matthews is getting all tingly up his legs every time BroncObama speaks

  • MrApple

    Who the hell is this guy? Has he done anything that wasn’t straight to video or on some obscure cable channel that caters to the oddball humor crowd like those that watch Russell Brand? I would say Mr. Delaney is making this inflammatory comment to light a fire under his own pitiful career

  • operanerd1986

    Rob Delaney is one of the few people I blocked on Twitter; not because of what he tweets, but because I didn’t want to see that photo of him in a green Speedo.

  • $23629333

    My very brief visit to Wikipedia – to check out yet another “entertainer”* unknown to me – produced two surprises. This guy won the “Funniest person on Twitter award” in 2012, and is “married and has a son.”**

    (* so called)

    (** the guy now in the White House is also married and has two daughters, and there are very rude people who have their doubts about him)

  • Love of Country

    Nancy and Harry are the ones jerking-off …. crime ridden cities always vote DNC.

  • beebop1952

    Anti gun nuts ARE jerkoffs in Chitown.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    What we don’t do is pretend like the rampant murder rate in Chicago, or any other inner-city neighborhood, doesn’t exist. “No one needs guns except the cops, you teabag jerkoffs.” As the cops are powerless, criminals flaunt guns without fear, and no citizens says anything for fear of getting murdered

  • Mapache

    Never heard of him but it seems that anytime the left wants to argue a point they use sexual imagery. Not sure what to make of it.

    • Svigor

      Libs: jerking off is good, except when “gun nuts” do it.

  • JINNASH

    Another loser making things up.

  • Max Rugemer

    Democrat MORON Delaney ignores the fact that Democrat GUN FREE ZONES kill as in Chicago, Fort Hood, Aurora, Virginia Tech & Newtown. It takes a WEAPON to stop a WEAPON.

  • lillymckim

    Looks like someone is angry “We Gun Nuts” are correct.

  • oneword

    There are so many UNFUNNY Comedians

  • don e lee

    What a Jerk-off!

  • Semper Fi

    I wouldn’t be happy. Unless Rob Delaney went to Chicago…

  • tjp77

    LOL… almost as excited as the left gets every time there’s a school shooting and they get to spend the next six months scaring people into supporting an ‘assault weapons’ ban.

  • agroulx

    Meanwhile, Democrats and liberals just stay silent and do nothing about all the murders in Chicago.. But THESE are the people who claim to monopolize compassion!