I am bieber now. RT @Karina___Bieber: @patrickcarney OMG YOU LOVE @justinbieber ????
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Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013Approximately 1 billion young girls currently use a photo of Justin Bieber for their Twitter avatar, and now Patrick Carney, drummer of the Grammy award winning duo The Black Keys, is doing the same. For good measure, he’s also changed his user name to “Justin Bieber drums.” Why? He’s trolling the Bieliebers, plain and simple.
Here’s a shot of Carney’s new look, just in case he decides to rethink this career move and change it back.
After Carney suggested that the Bieber-less Grammy ceremony was “for music, not money,” Bieber tweeted that Carney should be “slapped around.” Bieber’s fans descended on Carney, who fought back bravely … until he was assimilated. Now he is Justin Bieber.
Drake Bell’s offhand tweet that he’d “randomly bash” Bieber led to weeks of death threats. Will Carney fare any better?
In order 2 give u guys full swag I have changed my stage name to Justin Bieber.—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
I am. RT @WhyNotMatthew: @lubromir @patrickcarney he IS Justin Beiber.—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
I am justin now. RT @JBiebzzShawty: @patrickcarney U ARE NEVER JUSTIN BIEBER; U ARE TO MUCH UGLY.—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
Yes. RT @UnionOfBieber: @patrickcarney Am I the only belieber who thinks this is just a funny joke or?—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
Hello selena. RT @turnstogomez: @patrickcarney are you gay—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
I luv all u! I need to get my beauty swag. Swag you guyz later!
- Justin—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
SwagRT @makaylahaswaggy: @patrickcarney fuck u dick head. Don't mess with beliebers all I'm going to say is this is not going to end pretty.—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
I was born this way. RT @ZombieRachael: @patrickcarney how did you become Justin Bieber ?—
Justin Bieber drums (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
For good measure, Patrick’s brother Michael has changed his name to Miley.
@patrickcarney your new name is really cool, and you look really healthy in your new profile picture! You seem much better.—
Miley Carney (@carneymichael) February 16, 2013
It seems Carney’s still working out the bugs in his DNA recombination process at the moment. Now he’s Justin Bieber 2.0.
Thx. i luv u all RT @yesitsemmaa: @patrickcarney CONGRATZ ON UR GRAMMYS JUSTIN <33 http://t.co/Lh8HkpSL—
Justin Bieber 2.0 (@patrickcarney) February 16, 2013
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Update: The Beliebers are starting to catch on, and most aren’t pleased with the existence of a second Justin.
Yeah seriously. RT @iHeartBieber333: @patrickcarney ..what the fuck is wrong with this guy?—
Justin Bieber 2.0 (@patrickcarney) February 17, 2013
I m 19!RT @Beliebderp: @patrickcarney I admit this "I am Justin" thing is kinda funny but I hope you realize it's gonna get old pretty fast.—
Justin Bieber 2.0 (@patrickcarney) February 17, 2013
I have 7 chili's gift cards from my granny. RT @TheIronSikh: @GagaCunt @patrickcarney his band has 7 grammy's, chill.—
Justin Bieber 2.0 (@patrickcarney) February 17, 2013
My jerry is chill lol swag. RT @biebsfate: i'll fucking chop your dick off shut the fuck up—
Justin Bieber 2.0 (@patrickcarney) February 17, 2013
Who is patrick? i am justin. RT @lllBelieberlll: why dont people understand @patrickcarney is just kidding?
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Justin Bieber 2.0 (@patrickcarney) February 17, 2013
