Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
Carnival Cruise Line (@CarnivalCruise) February 15, 2013
After days without working toilets and electricity on a disabled Carnival cruise ship, passengers finally returned to shore last night. The Triumph was described as a “floating petri dish.”
Carnival Cruise. It's the Gooooood Ship. Lollyyyy Poop.—
AlfonZo Rachel (@AlfonZoRachel) February 14, 2013
Poop-disgusting & new-come aboard-we're expecting you!-the POOP BOAT-for exciting Caribbean runs-POOP BOAT promises vouchers for everyone—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 15, 2013
All the guys who gave up twitter for Lent are gonna be mad they missed these sweet poop deck jokes.—
Drew White (@MetricButtload) February 15, 2013
Many passengers left behind the stinky, steamy nightmare wearing Carnival’s white bathrobes.
But great news, guys! Those robes? No need to return them. Totally on the house!
As Major Garrett might say: Not f*cking kidding. That is shirty business.