Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.
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Carnival Cruise Line (@CarnivalCruise) February 15, 2013Oh, man.
After days without working toilets and electricity on a disabled Carnival cruise ship, passengers finally returned to shore last night. The Triumph was described as a “floating petri dish.”
PASSENGERS CHEER ESCAPE FROM 'FLOATING PETRI DISH'… drudge.tw/Z296dI—
DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) February 15, 2013
"We had to poop in bags!" MT @IndyWorld: 'Floors squish and the smell chokes': cruise-from-hell ship towed into port ind.pn/12nGsZj—
Guy Adams (@guyadams) February 15, 2013
Carnival Cruise. It's the Gooooood Ship. Lollyyyy Poop.—
AlfonZo Rachel (@AlfonZoRachel) February 14, 2013
Poop-disgusting & new-come aboard-we're expecting you!-the POOP BOAT-for exciting Caribbean runs-POOP BOAT promises vouchers for everyone—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 15, 2013
All the guys who gave up twitter for Lent are gonna be mad they missed these sweet poop deck jokes.—
Drew White (@MetricButtload) February 15, 2013
Many passengers left behind the stinky, steamy nightmare wearing Carnival’s white bathrobes.
Hey those cruise people are stealing the robes. #carnival #cruise—
Frank B (@BeingFrankWithU) February 15, 2013
You got to be fucking me! "@CarnivalCruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary." http://t.co/rUfa5xMZ—
Vladimir Sorio (@Vlaadysmalls) February 15, 2013
But great news, guys! Those robes? No need to return them. Totally on the house!
Not a parody account: RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
Jessica (JRudis) (@JRudis) February 15, 2013
Well, um, pretty sure no one else would utilize them RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for Carnival Triumph are complimentary—
tara manis (@taramanis) February 15, 2013
Although the robes probably aren't white anymore. RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
maggie serota (@maggieserota) February 15, 2013
Wow – I think they need a new social media director! RT @CarnivalCruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
Andrew Weinstein (@Weinsteinlaw) February 15, 2013
Keep up the good work RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
Adrian Lurssen (@AdrianLurssen) February 15, 2013
Oh, you didn't say that, did you?!? RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
Maury Brown (@BizballMaury) February 15, 2013
Shouldn’t @CarnivalCruise be in the reality show business. Or better yet. Hire a new PR firm. Free bathrobes?—
thomas doherty (@tuckahoetommy) February 15, 2013
You're making this worse. RT @CarnivalCruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
George Scoville (@stackiii) February 15, 2013
*blank stare* RT @CarnivalCruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.—
Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 15, 2013
"@CarnivalCruise: the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary." > the cruise credit & $500 no, but bathrobes make it all good!—
Trina Unzicker (@trinaunz) February 15, 2013
As Major Garrett might say: Not f*cking kidding. That is shirty business.
